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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

Horatio, please start at least talking to girls on a friendly basis. They're not all manic depressive lunatics that are out to ruin the lives of men. There are plenty out there, sure. I have a tendency to date them, but for every one basketcase I've dated I've encountered hundreds of normal girls varying everywhere from amazing to mediocre. Some girls suck. Some guys suck. Dont be the guy that sucks and you'll find more and more girls that dont suck.

 

On the topic of basket cases, I knew a girl who used to write fan fiction about me in which I would usually hunt down and murder her friends after they abandoned her in some way. Often I would kill myself at the end of the stories. The stories often included other little fetishes and had occasional drawings, e.g. of me executing one of her friends. I know this because she used to leave them in my locker at school. So, to be fair to Horatio, nutters do exist. 


"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

 

Horatio, please start at least talking to girls on a friendly basis. They're not all manic depressive lunatics that are out to ruin the lives of men. There are plenty out there, sure. I have a tendency to date them, but for every one basketcase I've dated I've encountered hundreds of normal girls varying everywhere from amazing to mediocre. Some girls suck. Some guys suck. Dont be the guy that sucks and you'll find more and more girls that dont suck.

 

On the topic of basket cases, I knew a girl who used to write fan fiction about me in which I would usually hunt down and murder her friends after they abandoned her in some way. Often I would kill myself at the end of the stories. The stories often included other little fetishes and had occasional drawings, e.g. of me executing one of her friends. I know this because she used to leave them in my locker at school. So, to be fair to Horatio, nutters do exist. 

 

 

was she hot???

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Probably not, but to be fair she probably gives mind blowing head

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Probably not, but to be fair she probably gives mind blowing head

 

girls like that are rare

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I don't think you should have had sex with her before she broke up with her bf, but that's just my opinion.

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

mind blowing head

Was this meant to be a double entendre? Because it's great

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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Probably not, but to be fair she probably gives mind blowing head

 

girls like that are rare

 

So are guys (in the gay world). You'd think most gay men would know what they're doing since they've been on the receiving end before but most of them are just down-right terrible. Think teeth.

 

And not to go into a personal brag or hopefully drag this thread beyond M rated, but any guy who manages to swoon me over has much to look forward to.

(aka I'm one of those rare types)

Popoto.~<3

 

 

Horatio, please start at least talking to girls on a friendly basis. They're not all manic depressive lunatics that are out to ruin the lives of men. There are plenty out there, sure. I have a tendency to date them, but for every one basketcase I've dated I've encountered hundreds of normal girls varying everywhere from amazing to mediocre. Some girls suck. Some guys suck. Dont be the guy that sucks and you'll find more and more girls that dont suck.

 

On the topic of basket cases, I knew a girl who used to write fan fiction about me in which I would usually hunt down and murder her friends after they abandoned her in some way. Often I would kill myself at the end of the stories. The stories often included other little fetishes and had occasional drawings, e.g. of me executing one of her friends. I know this because she used to leave them in my locker at school. So, to be fair to Horatio, nutters do exist. 

 

 

was she hot???

 

 

Looked like a teenage version of Mary Beard.

 

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"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

Yeah I dont know how you thought you weren't going to have sex with her Champion lol. Dont feel bad about the boyfriend thing, their relationship ended when she moved not when you had sex with her. She just liked having a more tangible controllable reason. You had the fun of being that patsy

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Aaaand we're done.

 

This girl is gone.

 

Well, at least I met some new girls a few day ago, so I got that going for me, which is nice. Off to hometown for a week aswell.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Because there's no harm in having a crazy feminazi girl as a low-end FB

 

Are you sure? The term "feminazi girl" isn't particularly endearing.

 

 

Besides if you want a good reason to say why any reasonable guy should be wary about pursuing women you should talk about custody and child support and how for women they are allowed to conscent to sex and conscent to reproduction as separate events while men legally automatically conscent to reproduction by conscenting to sex.

 

Ofc the obvious answer to that as well is always wear a condom. Unless you can be damn sure that this girl stands to lose more then you by getting knocked up, such as being kicked out of inheritance or something.

 

So, as muggi says, always wear a condom.

 

Also, on the note about crazy girls, hate to break it to you Horatio, but after that rant of yours, you kinda act like the male equivalent of crazy chick.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Because there's no harm in having a crazy feminazi girl as a low-end FB

 

Are you sure? The term "feminazi girl" isn't particularly endearing.

 

If she's a low-end FB it's irrelevant

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Because there's no harm in having a crazy feminazi girl as a low-end FB

 

Are you sure? The term "feminazi girl" isn't particularly endearing.

 

If she's a low-end FB it's irrelevant

 

depending on the person she may be more trouble than it's worth.

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

If they cause any trouble I just quit seeing them, though before then at least I get to have some fun and enjoy things while they last :P But ultimately this rarely happens anyway since like I said, most of the time they filter themselves out before I even pitch a meet lol. It's not uncommon for them to respond to my opener with something lovely like "Wow you seem insecure" or "Yeah I can see why women don't like you" lol. Such enchanting young ladies :lol:

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I like your optimism :P

Luck be a Lady

Im doubting your experience with stalkers Muggiw

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Then let me say, evading and avoiding is the best response. Eventually they get bored if you ignore them long enough. Not a fun process though

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Cold blooded ring world. But sometimes needed

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Cold blooded ring world. But sometimes needed

 

IME the sad reality of the world is that the more capable you are of going cold blooded at will, the happier and more satisfying your life will be (e.g. having no qualms about eliminating people from your life if they're making you unhappy). In other words, sometimes being nice and being happy are mutually exclusive and you've gotta choose one or the other. And happiness is always the better option.

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Cold blooded ring world. But sometimes needed

 

IME the sad reality of the world is that the more capable you are of going cold blooded at will, the happier and more satisfying your life will be (e.g. having no qualms about eliminating people from your life if they're making you unhappy). In other words, sometimes being nice and being happy are mutually exclusive and you've gotta choose one or the other. And happiness is always the better option.

 

Best idea in my opinion. I stuck around with my ex after our messy as all hell break up (after me catching her cheating) and it did not end well. Far from it.

 

I learned that once you're over, you're over. Stop watering dead flowers.

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You guys can guess 2 times where I woke up this morning.

 

As a hint, it was not in my apartment, cause I lost my keys.

And you will probably not like it, but DAMN!

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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