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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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ARGH. I missed out on dates with not one, not two, but...

 

 

 

No, wait. Two girls. Because of my lack of transportation and joblessness. DAMMIT.

 

:lol: Dude, don't complain. The buses are on strike, and it's -25C outside. I want to ask her out but I can't :x

 

[edit] Oh, btw. Sounds like you have the smarts to do tutoring. Effort side, I don't know.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

It sucked for me because of how obviously they wanted a date.

 

 

 

AND THEY WERE BOTH HOT AAAUGHHH AND I WAS WEARING ALL MY AWESOME STUFF SINCE I'D JUST BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIIIIIIIIIENDS

 

 

 

Whatever. When I get my Triumph, it'll be okay. :3

 

 

 

Oh, and tutoring? That could be a good idea, to be honest. But I dislike teaching people. A LOT. Plus I'd favor tutoring the pretty girls.

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Damn Len that DOES suck! Is there anyway around it? Do you know someone who drives? I'm sure if they knew hot chicks were the cause, they'd gladly tag along. Maybe suggest somewhere locally where you can get to? Or find a way to get there! Walking, riding a bike, a skateboard, catching the bus or train. Asking your parents to drop you around the corner so the girls don't see you :P Back in the day I had no bloody clue how to read a bus time table but was so interested in catching the bus to see some guy that I just kept asking every bus driver to give me information. If you ask enough questions, you're bound to be put in the right direction. Come to think of it that's generally what happens when I get lost in the city.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

That be true but that's half the fun sometimes, wandering off and realizing you have no freakin' idea how to get back.

 

 

 

By the way posting on PAGE 69 after posting that you came in your pants on the 69 MANARO makes me think you're up to something :lol:

 

 

 

Also, I just realized the relationship thread is at 69 pages. Too bad my internet is starting to crap out. Someone make the joke for me, please?

 

 

 

OMG LEN!!! do you know what this means?? We're telepathic :lol:

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

 

By the way posting on PAGE 69 after posting that you came in your pants on the 69 MANARO makes me think you're up to something :lol:

 

 

 

 

Lol in my defense I didn't notice what page this thread was on :P

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That be true but that's half the fun sometimes, wandering off and realizing you have no freakin' idea how to get back.

 

 

 

By the way posting on PAGE 69 after posting that you came in your pants on the 69 MANARO makes me think you're up to something :lol:

 

 

 

Also, I just realized the relationship thread is at 69 pages. Too bad my internet is starting to crap out. Someone make the joke for me, please?

 

 

 

OMG LEN!!! do you know what this means?? We're telepathic :lol:

 

You two should totally mate... er, date.

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Evil you have some pretty good advice so hopefully you stick around this section more often.

 

 

 

nah, probably won't, i've always popped in every once in a while here, but it's not something that i'm too interested in giving advice about. gotta work out my own issues and decide what i'm going to do before i stick around here more. not really something i ever ask any questions about either, so there goes the other half of the reason for being here, i just read over things, and post if i want to.

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what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep]ing understand people.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

 

 

It's because you're 13, that's a crazy age for you people.

I'm not 13 Ben. Jesus christ i've been over this with you so many times it's ridiculous. How bout' you just keep your wise [wagon] comments to yourself, your not helping anyone.

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
I'm not 13 Ben. Jesus christ i've been over this with you so many times it's ridiculous. How bout' you just keep your wise [wagon] comments to yourself, your not helping anyone.

 

 

 

I think somebody needs a hug. First of all, I'd calm down, and ask when your slightly older :)

I'm not 13 Ben. Jesus christ i've been over this with you so many times it's ridiculous. How bout' you just keep your wise [wagon] comments to yourself, your not helping anyone.

 

 

 

Well to be fair you didn't really post anything for anyone to help out with. What did you expect anyone here to tell you to do about this? The girls you're dealing with are acting like 13 year olds and you're just falling into their game.

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You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
I'm not 13 Ben. Jesus christ i've been over this with you so many times it's ridiculous. How bout' you just keep your wise [wagon] comments to yourself, your not helping anyone.

 

 

 

Woah there! We've got a very strict 14+ policy here at Tip.it. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to delete your account and IP ban you. Feel free to come back on your birthday though. :thumbup:

 

 

 

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Just kidding. Thought it would be fun to jump on the 'let's make fun of speed' wagon, but I'm done now. :lol:

 

 

 

Anyway, my advice to you is to quite simply talk to the girl and ask her why she's so messed up, but try and be a little tactful. It does sound like these girls are quite young, and from my experience insecurity plays a big part in a teenage girl's behaviour at parties or whatever. I know a lot of girls that have done a lot of stupid things when they were 14-18 because of peer pressure/trying to find out who they are/reputation etc.

 

You can quite clearly see that there's a problem with doing what she did, so you know you're in the right with your views, but to be honest if a girl does that to you then you're probably better off not being with someone like that.. unless you just want sex. But there's more to life than that, and at 13 you've still got years ahead of you.. ;) KIDDING kidding..

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Seems like these girls just wanted to have what they found to be fun but didn't want the responsibilities of a relationship. :roll:

 

what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

 

 

There are seriously a billion answers to this question. The thing about girls, you will never understand them. You can try, but you'll never succeed. You can come close, but as soon as you think you're right...they surprise you and change everything.

 

 

 

don't stoop to their level in this endless game of miserable human behavior.

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what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

 

 

Hate to break it to you, but it might mean she doesn't like your kissing. Either that or it just didn't feel right.

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Goddamnit, I got so close to asking her to watch Valkyrie, but she seemed disinterested, so I didn't.

 

Maybe Valkyrie isn't really her type of movie, but it's the only one I haven't seen so far. :wall:

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what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

They don't understand themselves either, probably. You're all dealing with urges you've never experienced before.

 

 

 

Solution: learn to resist.

what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

 

 

There are seriously a billion answers to this question. The thing about girls, you will never understand them. You can try, but you'll never succeed. You can come close, but as soon as you think you're right...they surprise you and change everything.

 

 

 

don't stoop to their level in this endless game of miserable human behavior.

 

Believe it or not: Girls are human, and every one of them is different.

 

Saying you will never understand them is the most ridiculous thing to say. It's like saying if you have one friend in the world that you know incredibly well. You know everything about him, what he would do in any situation, and so on. Then when some random person does something a little different than him, you say you will never understand people.

 

I could say the same thing about guys, some might be incredibly faithful, and some might cheat, some might be clingy and some might be distant, and so on. I could say then, that I will never understand guys, because different people do things differently.

 

Sorry if I've phrased some things badly, I'm exhausted right now.

 

 

 

As for speedofsound, what in circumstances did you make out with them? If it was at a party, then it might have been peer pressure, or them just getting caught up in the excitement of the party. I don't know, again, everyone is different. If it was on new years eve, and you just like kissed them at midnight (Not exactly making out, but whatever) sometimes that's a purely platonic thing.

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what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

 

 

There are seriously a billion answers to this question. The thing about girls, you will never understand them. You can try, but you'll never succeed. You can come close, but as soon as you think you're right...they surprise you and change everything.

 

 

 

don't stoop to their level in this endless game of miserable human behavior.

 

Believe it or not: Girls are human, and every one of them is different.

 

Saying you will never understand them is the most ridiculous thing to say. It's like saying if you have one friend in the world that you know incredibly well. You know everything about him, what he would do in any situation, and so on. Then when some random person does something a little different than him, you say you will never understand people.

 

I could say the same thing about guys, some might be incredibly faithful, and some might cheat, some might be clingy and some might be distant, and so on. I could say then, that I will never understand guys, because different people do things differently.

 

Sorry if I've phrased some things badly, I'm exhausted right now.

 

 

 

As for speedofsound, what in circumstances did you make out with them? If it was at a party, then it might have been peer pressure, or them just getting caught up in the excitement of the party. I don't know, again, everyone is different. If it was on new years eve, and you just like kissed them at midnight (Not exactly making out, but whatever) sometimes that's a purely platonic thing.

 

 

 

I think you quoted me a bit literally. Believe me I understand that every human is completely different from the next. All girls will be different. That's why I said you will never understand them (as a whole). Another flaw is that you said you can understand your friend. No matter what gender...yes it's very possible to completely understand your friend. But I think that's mostly because your judgement is not clouded by infatuation. I could go on, but I don't think I would really be helping any body in doing so. This thread is supposed to be about relationship help, not understanding general girl psyche.

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what the [bleep] is up with girls who make out with you then say they only like you as a friend. I don't [bleep] understand people.

 

 

 

There are seriously a billion answers to this question. The thing about girls, you will never understand them. You can try, but you'll never succeed. You can come close, but as soon as you think you're right...they surprise you and change everything.

 

 

 

don't stoop to their level in this endless game of miserable human behavior.

 

Believe it or not: Girls are human, and every one of them is different.

 

Saying you will never understand them is the most ridiculous thing to say. It's like saying if you have one friend in the world that you know incredibly well. You know everything about him, what he would do in any situation, and so on. Then when some random person does something a little different than him, you say you will never understand people.

 

I could say the same thing about guys, some might be incredibly faithful, and some might cheat, some might be clingy and some might be distant, and so on. I could say then, that I will never understand guys, because different people do things differently.

 

Sorry if I've phrased some things badly, I'm exhausted right now.

 

 

 

As for speedofsound, what in circumstances did you make out with them? If it was at a party, then it might have been peer pressure, or them just getting caught up in the excitement of the party. I don't know, again, everyone is different. If it was on new years eve, and you just like kissed them at midnight (Not exactly making out, but whatever) sometimes that's a purely platonic thing.

 

 

 

I think you quoted me a bit literally. Believe me I understand that every human is completely different from the next. All girls will be different. That's why I said you will never understand them (as a whole). Another flaw is that you said you can understand your friend. No matter what gender...yes it's very possible to completely understand your friend. But I think that's mostly because your judgement is not clouded by infatuation. I could go on, but I don't think I would really be helping any body in doing so. This thread is supposed to be about relationship help, not understanding general girl psyche.

 

Fair enough. I was not exactly in a good mood when posting that, due mainly to being unable to sleep. I've just seen people in real life say similar things, though meaning it a bit more literally, and it always irritates me. Anyway, there's no need for this to continue, as you've said.

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Goddamnit, I got so close to asking her to watch Valkyrie, but she seemed disinterested, so I didn't.

 

Maybe Valkyrie isn't really her type of movie, but it's the only one I haven't seen so far. :wall:

 

Why not strike some sort of a deal with her? you go see one of her movies, and later she sees one of your movies. thats how me and my gf juggle it. or alternativly goto her movie and see Valkyrie with a few mates or something.

 

 

 

or Gag N' Bag her to the movie. but i dont recommend that one. :lol:

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This isn't much of a "relationship" question, but does anyone else here feel awkward talking to people of the opposite sex in front of your family, or theirs?

 

 

 

I have no problem talking to girls if she is a family friend, but when it comes to unfamiliar girls, I feel very weird talking to them when my parents (or hers) is present. I know that "don't talk to strangers" is meant to teach young children not to accept things from unknown people and that my parents won't mind me talking to girls, it still feels awkward.

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