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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Btw, that girl from last week... I added her on FB. She's single but...

 

Has anyone here ever been lesbianzoned before?

 

The lesbian zone is nice because you can still take showers with them and it's not weird :thumbup:

 

I must have missed that post somewhere...

 

I got lesbianzoned once. Some of you may recall, it was something like 3 years ago. It's not really all that bad, but it does leave you with the burden of being the only one with the "problem" of attraction. Get it in your head that it's not gonna happen and move on. A lesbian is about as likely to "convert" as a straight girl would be to dating a girl. You can not get them to change teams.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

*raises hand*

 

I did. Freshman year of college (university to the rest of the world.) And I was like, well then. Moving on.

 

I'm so well-adjusted.

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Btw, that girl from last week... I added her on FB. She's single but...

 

Has anyone here ever been lesbianzoned before?

 

Sophomore year homecoming in high school lol. Got lesbianzoned after having my first kiss with this girl. woo.

Not aside from a couple blackout-drunk almost-hook-ups, lol. ._.

I'd actually rather be lesbianzoned than friendzoned. At least I don't have to watch them pick other dudes over me.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I'd actually rather be lesbianzoned than friendzoned. At least I don't have to watch them pick other dudes over me.

I'm not sure how I feel about that being sigged hahaha

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Rpg I'd reread this: http://blackdragonbl...ss-and-oneitis/

 

I'm writing a big-ass post regarding points 3 and 4 for my blog, I'll share it here when I'm done. If you've got a big mission/purpose in your life, then it's really hard to get needy and unhappy because you've got bigger fish to fry, so to speak. And that's not limited to unhappiness regarding women either :D

 

http://happysaint.wordpress.com/2013/05/01/humanity/

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So I've had a few hangouts with the girl I was pursuing, but today I learned she's going home for the summer (which is an hour and a half drive away) which pretty much put a damper on me asking her out any time soon (frankly I'd rather be single over the summer than deal with the stresses of a long-distance relationship, as I've [more or less] been there before and it's terrible).

 

Especially since the semester is already over and final will be done next week.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Tell her, "hey, wanna hook up right before you head back home for the summer." If she says yes, you get a hook up. If she says no, well, she's gonna be back home pretty quick so whatever.

 

#terribleadvice

Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.

For extremely personal reasons that I can't discuss on this forum without getting another warning point, I actually cannot engage in those sorts of shenanigans right now. Which is yet another good reason to give up on pursuing her for the time being.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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google search: "weird gross stds"

 

oh no my condolences

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

tehe.

 

it's nice to have this thread back in it's original stupidious responses.

 

who's got the next female/male drama problems?

 

I am considering detailing mine eventually.

tehe.

 

it's nice to have this thread back in it's original stupidious responses.

 

who's got the next female/male drama problems?

 

I am considering detailing mine eventually.

 

Your not an official poster on this thread til you do :P

 

And now I'm damn curious what TTanT's warning was for...

 

No girl problems for me at the moment. Latest crazy seems to be getting her life in order, which makes it harder to resist relapsing into her...but I know better than to do that.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

He probably got one for counter-trolling boysloveme15. I never forgot that.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

boyzloveme15 was one of the best things to ever happen to OT haha

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

A girl said her best quality was her ability to think outside the box so I'm currently giving her brain teasers. I don't know why girls put up with me.

 

Edit: she couldn't figure it out so I had to show her the correct answer by using simple algebra. GOD THIS CONVERSATION IS GETTING HOT

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A girl said her best quality was her ability to think outside the box so I'm currently giving her brain teasers. I don't know why girls put up with me.

 

Edit: she couldn't figure it out so I had to show her the correct answer by using simple algebra. GOD THIS CONVERSATION IS GETTING HOT

 

That's alright, last "flirty" conversation I had involved talking about her butthole which somehow lead to me comparing it to a pokemon dungeon hahaha

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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