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Get a room, you two.

 

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I finished reading the book for my summer assignment last night and answered the first two questions this morning. I also created the, "11th Grade Homework," folder. It has officially begun.

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I started a new mix. This is going to be a soft one.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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You two ladies better get used to it, even at Tafe guys are talking about how big their pen0r is, how small yours is and how gay you are. :roll:

 

Although it's always as a joke, not a pathetic attempt at putting down the other person.

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I'm really bored. I can't wait for college to start (surprisingly :?). It makes the days go by faster and I'm itching to do something super productive.

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You two ladies better get used to it, even at Tafe guys are talking about how big their pen0r is, how small yours is and how gay you are. :roll:

 

Although it's always as a joke, not a pathetic attempt at putting down the other person.

 

What bothers me is the [bleep]s who say their pen0r is 8 feet long, and then call be a [developmentally delayed] when I say that if they ever got hard the blood would get sucked out of their brain and kill them.

 

Lol, when they're at it why not say a mile.

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You two ladies better get used to it, even at Tafe guys are talking about how big their pen0r is, how small yours is and how gay you are. :roll:

 

Although it's always as a joke, not a pathetic attempt at putting down the other person.

 

What bothers me is the [bleep]s who say their pen0r is 8 feet long, and then call be a [developmentally delayed] when I say that if they ever got hard the blood would get sucked out of their brain and kill them.

 

That's because they're not being serious. Let me put it this way: on /b/, trolls try to get people riled up. When they succeed, someone's always there to point out that the person who got angry is stupid. The troll is the guy who says his [bleep] is 8 feet long, the person who got riled up is you.

 

[Edit] Granted, it's not really funny on their part either.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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As we all know, everyone in the internet has massive schmekel. I mean, mine is not only 38 miles long, but it's as the same diameter as a basketball. Not only that, but it's imaginary too. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

-edit- Now I'm gonna go home to my apartment that I pay for with the money I make from the job that I work at. And the government won't be involved in my life today in any way.

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I had a "D'oh!" moment today...

 

 

 

I was busy writing a paper in English class and underlined a word to empathize on it. Then the teacher said something and I broke my flow of work. When I returned to my paper I saw the underlined and though "How the [bleep] is there a link on my paper!? Oh wait..." :wall:

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You two ladies better get used to it, even at Tafe guys are talking about how big their pen0r is, how small yours is and how gay you are. :roll:

 

Although it's always as a joke, not a pathetic attempt at putting down the other person.

 

What bothers me is the [bleep]s who say their pen0r is 8 feet long, and then call be a [developmentally delayed] when I say that if they ever got hard the blood would get sucked out of their brain and kill them.

 

Quit thinking your more mature or better than them in any way. It will definitely destroy your social reputation if you keep doing that. Just play along, join in, you'll be in. It never stops, trust me. It gets better once you hit sophomore year, but there's a reason we all hate freshman. I was pretty lucky, my class stopped acting like freshmen real quick.

 

 

 

Just today me and some friends were having a conversation. I wasn't paying much attention, just walking with some guys I knew before class started. Somehow, some kid none of us liked joined and said, "(Me)'s so gay!" One of my buddies was like, "Yeah, he is. But he's hung like a horse." Another came in, "You mean horses wish they were hung like (me), bro." First kid got all quiet and left. Which kid do you want to be? Anyways...

 

 

 

It's funny as [cabbage], to be honest. It continued on like that for [cabbage]s and giggles. It's just being a guy, it's what we do. Even better, my theater teacher heard the whole damn thing, and I had her for first period. Fun class today. :lol:

 

 

 

So, today was alright. I literally have a pile of homework. Have to read 60 pages of A Tale of Two Cities, contact at last five businesses about advertising in our yearbook, study for World History (I don't even know what the [bleep] for), study for a makeup quiz in chemistry, do five pages of makeup work in Spanish, and probably other stuff that I forgot about. [cabbage] [cabbage].

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I had a "D'oh!" moment today...

 

 

 

I was busy writing a paper in English class and underlined a word to empathize on it. Then the teacher said something and I broke my flow of work. When I returned to my paper I saw the underlined and though "How the [bleep] is there a link on my paper!? Oh wait..." :wall:

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Whoops, I just remembered that I sometimes try to click on a paper :wall:

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The soccer coach called back and told me they had an open position, so I'm in \'

 

 

 

And school starts tomorrow :cry:

Have to read 60 pages of A Tale of Two Cities

 

 

 

We had to read that book last year (Freshman Year). Nobody did... We all failed the test. It's one of those books were if you don't want to read it, you'll never be able to get through it. I suppose one day I'll pick it up again though...

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I had a "D'oh!" moment today...

 

 

 

I was busy writing a paper in English class and underlined a word to empathize on it. Then the teacher said something and I broke my flow of work. When I returned to my paper I saw the underlined and though "How the [bleep] is there a link on my paper!? Oh wait..." :wall:

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Whoops, I just remembered that I sometimes try to click on a paper :wall:

 

Guilty too. :oops:

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My mom went to my school (she works there) and I found out none of my friends are in my class. We only have one class, they're not split depending on subject.

 

I'm going to yell.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I start school tomorrow. (Freshman)

 

 

 

I cant wait. ::'

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I got my school picture taken today. We get our student ID with the picture on it right after the picture's taken. Mine looks awful. -.-

 

Let's just say I'm nowhere near photogenic when it comes to ID.

 

In my driver's licence I look stoned because I was blinking, and I blink funny ever since that kid smashed my eye. On my Tafe card you can really see a moustache and it gives a Mexican look to me. :x

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I start school tomorrow. (Freshman)

 

 

 

I cant wait. ::'

 

I start one week from today >:( Ah, well, the sooner I start the sooner it's over right?

 

School is never over. At least not for me, five more years to go :lol:

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I start school tomorrow. (Freshman)

 

 

 

I cant wait. ::'

 

I start one week from today >:( Ah, well, the sooner I start the sooner it's over right?

 

Look forward to it. I don't know whether or not you'll like it of course, but why aren't you looking forward to it?

I got my school picture taken today. We get our student ID with the picture on it right after the picture's taken. Mine looks awful. -.-

 

Let's just say I'm nowhere near photogenic when it comes to ID.

 

In my driver's licence I look stoned because I was blinking, and I blink funny ever since that kid smashed my eye. On my Tafe card you can really see a moustache and it gives a Mexican look to me. :x

 

My smile was just really stupid looking and my head is like tilted to the side so I look like I'm about to say "Well, actually, you're wrong," or something.

 

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I start school tomorrow. (Freshman)

 

 

 

I cant wait. ::'

 

I start one week from today >:( Ah, well, the sooner I start the sooner it's over right?

 

Look forward to it. I don't know whether or not you'll like it of course, but why aren't you looking forward to it?

 

Idk, work is work and this is unpaid work. They won't teach me anything I could learn on the internet in half the time either. The only plus is seeing my friends more. Oh, and the girls. That's another plus.

 

This.

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I'd say the girls are a plus of middle school, but it's wrong. And Chris Hansen may be watching.

 

 

 

I friggin killed my homework. Gotta just get some more contact numbers for the ads and read the rest of the book. Not too shabby if I say so myself. Should be done by 10, although I did start at 5, so I guess that isn't so great. God, how the limey [bleep] will I work 4:30-7:30 when I have this much homework the second week of school?

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I'd say the girls are a plus of middle school, but it's wrong. And Chris Hansen may be watching.

 

 

 

I friggin killed my homework. Gotta just get some more contact numbers for the ads and read the rest of the book. Not too shabby if I say so myself. Should be done by 10, although I did start at 5, so I guess that isn't so great. God, how the limey [bleep] will I work 4:30-7:30 when I have this much homework the second week of school?

 

have a seat right there?

 

I have a fever, but I'm not sick, and I have so much homework, not anymore, but yeah.

 

all my classes today assigned 3+pages of homework, and it's teh second week of school.

 

I got an external harddrive today, which is nice.

 

Please excuse any spelling grammar mistakes, don't feel like fixing up my post.

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I'd say the girls are a plus of middle school, but it's wrong. And Chris Hansen may be watching.

 

 

 

I friggin killed my homework. Gotta just get some more contact numbers for the ads and read the rest of the book. Not too shabby if I say so myself. Should be done by 10, although I did start at 5, so I guess that isn't so great. God, how the limey [bleep] will I work 4:30-7:30 when I have this much homework the second week of school?

 

have a seat right there?

 

I have a fever, but I'm not sick, and I have so much homework, not anymore, but yeah.

 

all my classes today assigned 3+pages of homework, and it's teh second week of school.

 

I got an external harddrive today, which is nice.

 

Please excuse any spelling grammar mistakes, don't feel like fixing up my post.

 

Get well soon. Cause if your sick and miss school. BAM!!

 

 

 

More homework.

 

 

 

 

 

Wtf? Firefox says bam is spelled wrong..

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I understand quite a few Today thread regulars hate it when someone calls the iPod Touch an iTouch, so here's one of my friend's recent facebook statuses:

 

 

 

"the new facebook update for the itouch is prettyy boss"

 

 

 

Also, my

taught me how to sweep-tap today. Cool stuff.
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