Bahahahaha you have no idea how many attempts it took me to read that tonight, being interrupted so often by piece passing. The ending killed me. Your story pleases me Bows, please bring forth more adventures in your new found singularity. I know you'll be fine :)

yeah that part where everyone's lives were endangered because you enabled a drunk driver was so epic!!1!

Not that I encourage drunk driving by any means but realistically it happens so much more often than people like to admit

Found out that I'm going to be the godparent of my older brother's son.

 

This finals week just got a lot better (it's still pretty sucky, but not as much).

 

Look at this little guy. They're kinda late getting him baptized, which is why he's already pretty old. But he's a stinkin' cute baby.

 

D'awwww

I actually thought Bow's story was going to end in an epic orgy as much as he referenced to how hot all the women where, so you can say I was a bit disappointed with the twist. 

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Two finals tomorrow and then I'm done for the year. Going into senior year, damn time flies. I'm hopefully going to get the job of overnight DJ for the summer, which should be awesome. Getting paid to hang out at a Radio Station, play dope music, and just talk about whatever the hell I want. Basically a dream job.

 

If I get it the job it'll be an amazing summer. If I don't, I have one potential job option lined up as well as just going on the hunt. I only want like 20 hours a week max though honestly, any more and I'll be spending too much time working and not enough time drinking with my friends.

 

Other than that, my life has been pretty boring. Just school for the most part. I'm ready for a summer filled with partying though, it's about time.

Didn't this happen last time with Zach? was in a relationship, cheated at then dated the girl he cheated with. It's an endless cycle!

Didn't this happen last time with Zach? was in a relationship, cheated at then dated the girl he cheated with. It's an endless cycle!

I didn't cheat! Re-read pls.

I'm kidding :3

 

Good to see you back babez. Also im a little doped on medicine atm...

I just saw my buddies ex is one of the girls in this video (10 second mark). One of those small worlds moments. 

 

Not sure if I'm jealous of or if I pity your buddy

 

They're kinda late getting him baptized, which is why he's already pretty old.

Does baptizing kids early keep them from getting old?

 

He is a cutie.

 

only if you hold them under too long

Just joined the army! (Or at least started the process of joining the army reserve.)

got my ass whooped in a pong tournament against my normal partner. Seems he carries our usual team. Then attempted to prevent my lady friend from going to jail. Luckily she got herself thrown out of the bar before anything actually happened. Finished my last paper as an undergrad tonight. What a relief. Last final as an undergrad tomorrow. Woooo

Last night, I went out with 12 cents in my pocket and no drinks.

Came back sometime with a taxi, with still 12 cents in my pocket.

In the meantime I had broken up a fight and fallen asleep on a rock. Don't know what happened before or after the rock part.

Absolutely wasted.

In the meantime I had broken up a fight and fallen asleep on a rock. Don't know what happened before or after the rock part.

Absolutely wasted.

Something something geology

Something something in the month of May

something something something

 

I NO LONGER HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITIES WOOOOO

 

No job, graduation ceremony in 2 weeks, no more tests, papers, stupid ass NJ transit, NOTHING

 

WOOOOO

Birthday tomorrow, hitting the bar tonight with a few friends. Should be fun.

Despite what Lil Jon might tell you, there is in fact an appropriate time to turn down, and it's sometime before your thirteenth drink of the night...

You turned down? For WHAT?