I'm so sorry to hear that :(.

Sorry man.

Broke a steak knife yesterday trying to slice off a piece of cheese from a brick of cheese.

 

No one can match my strenth, my strenth

Yeah nobody can match my strenth, my superhuman strenth

RPG, on such an occasion it is ok to shed some man-tears...

I'm somewhat amazed my grandpa is still alive, but I don't think he will leave without kicking life in the butt at least one more time.

Drank way too much coffee today. Now it's 4:30 and I'm too awake to sleep but too tired to do anything but mindlessly brows the internet.

Naw I think the knife was just weak

http://i.imgur.com/WWzbzhnh.jpg

 

honestly tho campbell's chunky soups are where it's at. so much flavor and fillingness for like $1.50 a can MMPH and it takes less effort to prepare than even [bleep]ing easy mac

What are your favorite kinds?

 

 

Oops, completely missed this the first time. My favorite far and away is the chicken and sausage gumbo. Steak & potato is also pretty good, as are the chicken broccoli cheese & potato and jerk chicken ones. Idk I've just been buying massive batches of random ones because they're always on sale at the grocery stores by me haha.

Just made a super dope lunch.  Porkchop with a Dijon glaze/sauce (My own creation: dijon mustard, some sort of citrus juice, olive oil, soy sauce, roasted garlic, parsley, hot sauce) and sauteed kale.  I've been really productive, waking up at 7am every day.  Granted it is the first week of classes, I'm bound to fall out of the habit sooner or later.

 

Edit: Also, the TA for one of my classes is super attractive. Not really relevant to anything, but damn.

Had haggis for the first time tonight. Was pretty good going down, not settling all that well now that it is down though.

 

Fun side story is that I almost put this in the relationship thread, and while I value my stomach, I don't think it merits that level of discussion.

Ironically the user 'Nom' is reading, while we're on the topic of food, as I post this :o. Although they probably named themselves after someone else.

Things you hear on public transit:

"Its my birthday today"

"Oh, happy birthday! Want me to suck your toes?"

Sometimes I enjoy listening to conversations on the bus. Just as long as no one tries to talk to me.

 

 

I fixed a tap today. Nothing major, just the nut holding the whole thing down to the sink was lose. I have discovered the joys of pipe wrench pliers when working in tight spaces (never had cause to use them before). I don't think I've ever worked in such an inconvenient spot before (the nut is right up against the sink, and the space under the sink is occupied by an RO filtration system that leaves previous little space for the person fixing the sink. Also, all the hoses going into the tap are right up against the nut too, hence the need for special tools). Fixing things in my own house feels like victory, and victory feels good!

Things you hear on public transit:

"Its my birthday today"

"Oh, happy birthday! Want me to suck your toes?"

Did they want them to suck their toes?

Sitting Shiva at my grandmom today I got a chance to talk to my cousin who's a VP sales rep for the western hemisphere for Google. He showed me a picture of him and the dos equis guy while telling me it was right after he sold his Audi for a luxury Tesla because he thought his Ferrari was too loud to drive to his office. Oy vey.

Rich people problems.

 

I mean, he's a funny guy and when he isn't stroking his own penis about how rich he is, he's a actually quite pleasant. It's funny though, cause my family is hitting the age where memory isn't super great when telling stories about where things were and what became of them, so every time someone told a story about "back home" and couldn't think of something they'd turn to him and  be like "hey Google, I need you to Google something for me". Probably why he doesn't often admit that he actually works for Google. If you were ever to bump into him he simply says he works for "Hi-Tech". 

Accidentally sent my phone through the washing machine. :wall:

I suggest rice, lather, repeat :c.

Washed phone 2/10. With rice 7/10.

Some [roosters]ucking mother[bleep]er has scammed my rs account and has changed dp name and has made me p2p.

I haven't logged in since last March or April, and I wouldn't care if I hadn't invested nearly 70 days of my life into this account and I most definitely want it back.

Ironically the user 'Nom' is reading, while we're on the topic of food, as I post this :o. Although they probably named themselves after someone else.

 

What an odd thing to read as the first post on a page while lurking.

 

My name is a shortened version of my original one which I took from this guy: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nom_Anor

 

I mourn the old EU, even though a lot of people hate the Vong arc.  Which funnily enough happens at the same time chronologically as the new movies.

I also enjoyed the Vong arc

Today I went for a run in the woods ~5 miles from my house. While running, two prepubescent boys started shouting obscene words at me from up a tall tree - they rhymed with "clucker" and "punt" and were combined to make "clucking punt." Of course I did the right thing, which was to shake the tree until they said sorry. I left thinking maybe they, after all, were the clucking punts. 

Had anyone heard of or tried oil pulling before?

I have not heard of it but it doesn't sound very appealing. To think that I thought swishing around mouthwash for 30 seconds was bad enough!