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First day of the new job right now. First thing I did was take a massive dump. :thumbsup:

If you are sure to take a massive dump every day at work (averaging 10 minutes in length), you can use the following formula to determine the amount of money per year you are paid to take a shit:

 

x = total "shit-dollars"

y = hourly rate

z = number of working days per year

 

x = .17yz

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I'm salary so it's really just leisure pooping

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I'm salary so it's really just leisure pooping

still works, just calculate your hourly rate based on salary and hours worked per year

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

Told both sets of parents about the impending offspring. Did not go as poorly as I thought it might.

Care to elaborate? I'm sure most of us here would love more details.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

Hey man I'm interested

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Virtualization works amazingly well on FreeBSD!

 

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Been looking at graphics cards that support UEFI so I can use PCI pass-through for hardware accelerated graphics. I'm thinking about the Radeon R9 460... Will need two more sticks of RAM, as well, to go from 8 GB to 16 GB.

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Some customer was being really rude to the cashier and I almost said something...but I didn't. Now I kind of feel bad  :unsure: .

"Fight for what you believe in, and believe in what you're fighting for." Can games be art?

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Cashier was probably begging someone to say something in their head because they aren't allowed to. I hate being confrontational but don't let people shit on retail folks. Bad enough their job sucks.

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Will need two more sticks of RAM, as well, to go from 8 GB to 16 GB.

Randomest, most pointless question, but why 2 sticks of 4 instead of just one stick of 8? Something to do with speed/utilization or maybe just cost?

 

Will need two more sticks of RAM, as well, to go from 8 GB to 16 GB.

Randomest, most pointless question, but why 2 sticks of 4 instead of just one stick of 8? Something to do with speed/utilization or maybe just cost?

 

I already have two sticks, each 4 GB. I'd rather not mix RAM brands or sizes, so I'll just get another set.

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Personally, I don't give a...you know...

I, however, care an excessive amount about your run ins with cashiers

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

 

Personally, I don't give a...you know...

I, however, care an excessive amount about your run ins with cashiers

 

But but...at least mine had an implied pun in it...

"Fight for what you believe in, and believe in what you're fighting for." Can games be art?

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My blog here if you want to check out my Times articles and other writings! I always appreciate comments/feedback.

 

Told both sets of parents about the impending offspring. Did not go as poorly as I thought it might.

 

I'm glad they acted responsibly. I've seen it enough times where they threw a fit and then acted like nothing happened after the baby was born.

 

Or after it wasn't born. If you catch my drift.

 

 

 

Personally, I don't give a...you know...

I, however, care an excessive amount about your run ins with cashiers

But but...at least mine had an implied pun in it...

After rereading the thread I now see Arc was trying to say he didn't care about me shitting not that he didn't care about low's pregnancy situation. Comes off as far less of a [bleep] lol

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

 

 

 

Personally, I don't give a...you know...

I, however, care an excessive amount about your run ins with cashiers
But but...at least mine had an implied pun in it...

After rereading the thread I now see Arc was trying to say he didn't care about me shitting not that he didn't care about low's pregnancy situation. Comes off as far less of a [bleep] lol

 

Lol yeah of course, I probably should have quoted your post instead to make that clearer.

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Personally, I don't give a...you know...

I, however, care an excessive amount about your run ins with cashiers
But but...at least mine had an implied pun in it...
After rereading the thread I now see Arc was trying to say he didn't care about me shitting not that he didn't care about low's pregnancy situation. Comes off as far less of a [bleep] lol

Lol yeah of course, I probably should have quoted your post instead to make that clearer.

My b fam

I'm gradually getting the hang of things more at work but I'm still convinced that javascript is bullshit. My boss has been super understanding about how much work it is to get caught up but it's still stressful feeling like im floundering around through this all the time.

 

I hung out with some coworkers for the first time on Saturday for a planned LOTR extended movie marathon. I only made it halfway through the second movie though. There is just no reason for those movies to be four hours long lol. Apparently the rest of them also gave up after the second movie was over too.

 

I saw the Dear Hunter again on Saturday. They were decent but they didn't play anything off of either of my favorite albums of theirs. Same with Eisley, who opened for them. Definitely preferred the Dear Hunter show I went to in May to this but it's definitely better than anything else I would've been doing haha.

 

I just wish I could figure out more ways to meet people. I've only really been hanging out with my roommate and one of my friends from college that's out here (and a girl from Tinder that was going well but utterly trainwrecked lmfao). I guess it'll all come with time though; things are already getting better and I'm definitely in a much better place mentally now than I was when I moved here about a month ago.

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Have to force it into a type anyways to prevent errors

Those don't both return 11? Interesting....

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I mean, types still have to be made for literally everything. It's not like dynamic typing is getting around that problem, it's just forcing you as the programmer to keep track of the type manually at every step. It literally only makes conversion easier, and that's a rare thing in comparison to just using variables.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

exactly

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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