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Ooh, thanks, that's definitely helpful. I will experiment with that on my next tag.

 

 

 

I'd take pictures mate :P

 

Stop saying stupid things you.

 

Why do you keep talking to yourself? It's frightening. :?

 

I agree with your first opinion. Take pictures.

 

Yes, we will love you for ever and ever! No wait, if you share them with us we will love you for ever and ever! Don't want you taking the pics, having us love you, but then not giving them to us. 'Tis a cruel and unusual punishment.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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You guys are sad. :notalk:

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

If I don't have carpal tunnel by the 19th I will be surprised.

 

 

 

You know what else wont surprise me ? My thumb spasming into a rage. And due to the sheer force being shorn off my hand. Then leading a rebellion with Mr. Pinky, Ring, Middle and Index - convincing them to fight the fleshy oppression. So, after they've been "freed", they'll all attack my face. I'm quite sure Thumb will gouge out my eyes, to use my eye sockets as ice cream scoop holders and then index will lunge at my nostrils. Only fair after the number of times I've abused him.

 

 

 

Poor, sad, lonely fingers.

You guys are sad. :notalk:

 

 

 

You guys

 

 

 

Thats why

I dont need a siggy no moar.

You guys are sad. :notalk:

 

 

 

You guys

 

 

 

Thats why

 

no u

It was the first day of school today. I just found out that apparently one of the classes I'm taking is actually a college course that counts for nine credit hours, and I signed up to a local community college in class and will take the entrance exam next week. That means I'm going to be dual enrolling as a Junior in both college and high school. And I need to pay $150 too. ;_;

 

 

 

The class seems pretty cool though. Our first project is giving a presentation about our favorite firefox add-ons, and there can't be more than one add-on presented so we'll have to prepare three or four at least. AWESOME!

 

 

 

But thanks to the block scheduling I don't get to go to my music theory class until tomorrow :cry:

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My first day of High School today. Same as last year, really. You're allowed to carry your backpack around here, so GF school security.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

First day of grade 12 - went well and now I must finish some math homework

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[Admin Edit: Attempting to publicly humiliate a user in your signature is inappropriate]

 

Quit Runescape... Dec 2001 - Jan 2008 on and off... mostly off.

My Cinema/Audiovisual teacher told us that on some days, we would be having 5, 6 hour classes. That's 39-40 hours of class in one week.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I tried having a conversation with somebody for the first time in 6 or 7 years :/ I took lent's advice ("How's your day going bro?") and... yeaaah... didn't really work. It went something like this ;D

 

Me: "How's your day going bro?"

 

Him: "Good, how about you?"

 

Me: "Terrible" (I thought it would drag out the conversation; I didn't know how I would respond if he asked why :/)

 

(silence for a few seconds)

 

Me: "My noose failed so I was just hanging there for a few hours until they cut me down and sent me to school" (I got nervous so I said the first thing that popped into my head :wall: I'm not suicidal >.>)

 

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Yay no friends \'

I tried having a conversation with somebody for the first time in 6 or 7 years :/ I took lent's advice ("How's your day going bro?") and... yeaaah... didn't really work. It went something like this ;D

 

Me: "How's your day going bro?"

 

Him: "Good, how about you?"

 

Me: "Terrible" (I thought it would drag out the conversation; I didn't know how I would respond if he asked why :/)

 

(silence for a few seconds)

 

Me: "My noose failed so I was just hanging there for a few hours until they cut me down and sent me to school" (I got nervous so I said the first thing that popped into my head :wall: I'm not suicidal >.>)

 

[/conversation]

 

Yay no friends \'

 

#-o

 

 

 

First of all, even if you feel like [cabbage], you say your good, nobody likes a whiny little emo kid. You can't pull off a suicide joke unless you know the person well, so don't go with jokes like that, it makes you seem creepy, and wierd. But good first attempt.

I tried having a conversation with somebody for the first time in 6 or 7 years :/ I took lent's advice ("How's your day going bro?") and... yeaaah... didn't really work. It went something like this ;D

 

Me: "How's your day going bro?"

 

Him: "Good, how about you?"

 

Me: "Terrible" (I thought it would drag out the conversation; I didn't know how I would respond if he asked why :/)

 

(silence for a few seconds)

 

Me: "My noose failed so I was just hanging there for a few hours until they cut me down and sent me to school" (I got nervous so I said the first thing that popped into my head :wall: I'm not suicidal >.>)

 

[/conversation]

 

Yay no friends \'

 

#-o

 

That wouldn't have happened if he didn't say bro. :shame:

 

I tried having a conversation with somebody for the first time in 6 or 7 years :/ I took lent's advice ("How's your day going bro?") and... yeaaah... didn't really work. It went something like this ;D

 

Me: "How's your day going bro?"

 

Him: "Good, how about you?"

 

Me: "Terrible" (I thought it would drag out the conversation; I didn't know how I would respond if he asked why :/)

 

(silence for a few seconds)

 

Me: "My noose failed so I was just hanging there for a few hours until they cut me down and sent me to school" (I got nervous so I said the first thing that popped into my head :wall: I'm not suicidal >.>)

 

[/conversation]

 

Yay no friends \'

 

See, not everybody hates you. Just work on it. A lot of the time I'll just talk about complete nonsense. It doesn't matter what you talk about, just keep it going.

 

And it's probably not a good idea to talk about suicide with someone you've just met.

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I tried having a conversation with somebody for the first time in 6 or 7 years :/ I took lent's advice ("How's your day going bro?") and... yeaaah... didn't really work. It went something like this ;D

 

Me: "How's your day going bro?"

 

Him: "Good, how about you?"

 

Me: "Terrible" (I thought it would drag out the conversation; I didn't know how I would respond if he asked why :/)

 

(silence for a few seconds)

 

Me: "My noose failed so I was just hanging there for a few hours until they cut me down and sent me to school" (I got nervous so I said the first thing that popped into my head :wall: I'm not suicidal >.>)

 

[/conversation]

 

Yay no friends \'

 

NEVER. EVER. BE. NEGATIVE. You have to be more positive than anyone in the room. A good, confident attitude will help so much you won't believe it. You know how everyone likes to talk about their diseases and all that crap, but everyone listening slowly has that glazed-over look? Yeah. But when everyone involved is happy, you become a much more interesting person. Instead of "terrible", say "Dude, you can't even imagine how awesome it's been." Don't wait for them to ask how, just keep flowing - it shows you don't really care as much about their opinion, because you have better things to worry about. Occasionally make eye contact, but then look off into the distance every now and then as well.

 

 

 

Today I gave tons of awesome jump-high fives, but I think I broke my thumb when me and some guy with a big class ring on high-fived and missed. I smashed his fingers so far back they popped, and his ring hurt my thumb really bad. Damn it. And I have a ton of homework.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

You'd KNOW if you broke your thumb (been there, done that ;D)

I set 4 alarms to go off this morning, and then didn't sleep a wink anyway. I hate day shift. 6:30 to 3, only paid for 8 of those 8.5 hours, and too many supervisors lurking around every corner. I was also stuck on a lousy break, meaning after my last one there was still 2 hours left. But at least it's over with and I'm back to my beloved afternoon shift tomorrow.

While we were waiting for a ride one of my friends sat on a person car and another car drove past with LOUD LOUD LOUD bass, it set of the alarm. It turned off in a few minutes though. Then my friend sits on the car again and the alarm goes off. He quickly gets off and sits down. This lady that looks like a crack [bleep] comes running across street and goes "SEE WHAT HAPPENS THE NEXT TIME YOU [bleep]ING SIT ON MY CAR, [bleep] HEAD!!!!!"

 

 

 

We couldn't stop laughing, the car was a piece of [cabbage] to.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

That reminds me of the time I was skateboarding at the bus stop with ym friends and I went like 6 feet away from this old lady and she called me a stupid, stupid booger. :lol:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Reminds me of the time I was with my physics class outside doing some experiments involving the speed of sound. We split into two groups, one on each end of the block our school is on. Then our teacher blasted a foghorn and measurements ensued.

 

Anyway, my school is in a residential area. So naturally, some old lady came marching out of her house, hunched over, and wagged a finger at my teacher (who's really young, by the way), barking "YOU CAN'T DO THAT GOOD MISTER!" or something along those lines.

 

Though the traffic cop came a while later (it was last block), and asked my teacher what he was doing. My teacher casually explained, and the cop replied, "cool." :lol:

 

Probably one of those things where you had to be there to get it. And I've probably posted about it before.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

Today I learned a lot in music theory. The circle of fifths is my friend :D

 

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Also got my teeth cleaned. Thats about it for me :lol:

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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I flew today.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Today was school. Nothing terribly interesting happened.

 

 

 

I'm trying to think of something interesting but I can't. :(

 

I flew today.

 

How?

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