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Today (or actually it was friday) I met a girl who was afraid of ice cream trucks and postal trucks. She was serious too. She apparently associates both of them with serial killers, child molesters, and rapists in disguise. Is there a phobia for that?

 

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I cut my hair a tad, so I wouldn't have steps in it (instead of it being sort of messy, it's more round). I'm waiting for it to dry to see if it went well.

 

[Edit] I tried making a distorted version of my latest mix, it didn't work out. Conclusion, it's not just about the synths. The melody matters too.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Going to have a cookout today, with the family.

 

 

 

Its a really nice day out for a cookout too.

 

 

 

Should be nice.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

I can't imagine I'll do much today. Finish up my homework for the weekend, do some chores around the house. Yep.

 

Today (or actually it was friday) I met a girl who was afraid of ice cream trucks and postal trucks. She was serious too. She apparently associates both of them with serial killers, child molesters, and rapists in disguise. Is there a phobia for that?

 

I used to work with a girl who was afraid of people who whistle because apparently most serial killers whistle.

Ill do yesterday instead:

 

- Went to Staples to buy school supplies

 

- Came back played some 360

 

- At 6:00 went to a girl's house who was having a BBQ with all of our friends because school starts in 2 days

 

- Left that at about 11:00 and met up with 3 different girls and a buddy of mine and went on a 2 hour mission to buy some weed. Finally got some and smoked it and ended up roaming around town til 4am and fell asleep at 5

 

- Woke up in girl's house and came home and slept from 11am-2pm, I feel so screwed for school tomorrow b ecause my sleep schedule is so off

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Quit Runescape... Dec 2001 - Jan 2008 on and off... mostly off.

Got some homework to do. Must learn a few scales for my music laeesons. Also need to learn the "circle of 5th's" for music theory :roll:

 

 

 

*sigh* another great day

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Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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^Smudging is really versatile. Liquify also.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Just practiced driving with my dad for an hour and thirty minutes.

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

School starts tommorow \'

 

Same, first real day. I cant wait. ;)

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

School starts tommorow \'

 

Same, first real day. I cant wait. ;)

 

Wtf, you guys like school. D:

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

School starts tommorow \'

 

Same, first real day. I cant wait. ;)

 

Wtf, you guys like school. D:

 

Yeah. I love it. The only kid thats around my age at the apartment complex that I live in is 8. So I look forward to school.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

^Smudging is really versatile. Liquify also.

 

When liquify do you do make a new layer then apply image then liquify. If so then what settings do you put that layer on?

 

Hey man, I'll take any opportunity to get tips from the pros.

 

 

 

I'm scared. On Friday I'm going on an overnight trip to London where I'll have to share a room with three other girls. It will be very awkward for me...

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

^Smudging is really versatile. Liquify also.

 

When liquify do you do make a new layer then apply image then liquify. If so then what settings do you put that layer on?

 

Hey man, I'll take any opportunity to get tips from the pros.

 

 

 

I'm scared. On Friday I'm going on an overnight trip to London where I'll have to share a room with three other girls. It will be very awkward for me...

 

If they start lezzin' out just roll with it.

^Smudging is really versatile. Liquify also.

 

When liquify do you do make a new layer then apply image then liquify. If so then what settings do you put that layer on?

 

Hey man, I'll take any opportunity to get tips from the pros.

 

 

 

I'm scared. On Friday I'm going on an overnight trip to London where I'll have to share a room with three other girls. It will be very awkward for me...

 

If they start lezzin' out just roll with it.

 

I'd take pictures mate :P

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Had a great weekend with my family. Boats are awesome.

 

 

 

Now I want to play some videogames, haha. I've been behind on my gaming lately, and I only just realized how many awesome-looking games are coming out this fall. There are like 6 I really want, but I'm pre-ordering Modern Warfare 2 because I know I'll play it a ton, and also considering Badlands - looks fun. I'm applying too a grocery store here this week, too, even though I can only work like 15 hours a week MAX.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

^Smudging is really versatile. Liquify also.

 

When liquify do you do make a new layer then apply image then liquify. If so then what settings do you put that layer on?

 

Hey man, I'll take any opportunity to get tips from the pros.

 

 

It depends what you want to do. I don't use PS so I can't vouch, but I suppose that's how you do it. I guess you could also grab a piece of your tag (if that's what you're doing) that has a dark background and a bright foreground (like this: http://www.dark-layouts.net/Backgrounds ... _vista.jpg), past it in a new layer, set it to color/linear dodge, possibly adjust the brightness/contrast if the background isn't completely black, then liquify. Just remember, the idea here is to add effects (the stuff you add to your focal point. One of the two steps in a sig, followed by adjustments) , so adding a little bit of a flow is always good.

 

And feel free to ask by the way, I'm glad to help :)

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Ooh, thanks, that's definitely helpful. I will experiment with that on my next tag.

 

 

 

I'd take pictures mate :P

 

Stop saying stupid things you.

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I'm applying too a grocery store here this week, too, even though I can only work like 15 hours a week MAX.

 

Eh puts bread on the table.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Beat Kirby's Dream Land Extra Mode for the first time.

 

 

 

Released a short version of my RPG.

Painted the living room today. Looks different, its been the same color for as long as I can remember.

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Ooh, thanks, that's definitely helpful. I will experiment with that on my next tag.

 

 

 

I'd take pictures mate :P

 

Stop saying stupid things you.

 

Why do you keep talking to yourself? It's frightening. :?

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8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Ooh, thanks, that's definitely helpful. I will experiment with that on my next tag.

 

 

 

I'd take pictures mate :P

 

Stop saying stupid things you.

 

Why do you keep talking to yourself? It's frightening. :?

 

I agree with your first opinion. Take pictures.

10postchm2105.png

8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

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