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Walking around the house with the A/C on in my underwear for litterally the first time ever. How do people do this often, feels wierd. O_o

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I always have shirt/shorts on, but it's [bleep]ing hot today. Might lose the shirt.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Adrenal and 3rkid at the same time? Wut?

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Shiny: Went to your local super market today as I was in Devo riding with some mates. Was hungry so bought some muffins.

My double chocolate chip muffin tasted like vanilla.

 

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Also no training tomorrow so I finally get to stay up late and have a sleep in :thumbup:

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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I scam that local supermarket by using the self checkout to buy oats instead of lollies!

 

Huzzah!

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Back. :thumbup:

 

It's awfully hot and wet here.

 

welcome back bro! :D

 

today i watched clerks 2 again, and layed out with the besties.

Pretty sweet day

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I scam that local supermarket by using the self checkout to buy oats instead of lollies!

 

Huzzah!

 

I was going to do something similar but there was some Asian lady who works there watching over them all :thumbup:

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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I scam that local supermarket by using the self checkout to buy oats instead of lollies!

 

Huzzah!

 

New World?

 

But the ladies stare at the screens! How the?

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

I scam that local supermarket by using the self checkout to buy oats instead of lollies!

 

Huzzah!

 

New World?

 

But the ladies stare at the screens! How the?

 

He just tells them that he is a mod on Tip.It. They no [cabbage]'s going down if they mess with him now.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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I feel very tempted to drive over to my "ex best mates" house and throw a punch to his face after all the troubles this weekend. -.-

Popoto.~<3

That's a terrible idea. Get drunk, then do it. Unless you already are, in which case, carry on good sir.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Home alone.

 

Anyone up for a party?

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Well it's early in the morning and I'm already having a bad day. At about 5 o'clock this morning I woke as I heard movement going on in the house, thought nothing of it and went back to sleep. I continued to hear movement and talking from both of my parents, found this a bit weird so I continued to listen in. Turns out, they were calling the Hospital! :shock: My brother has been quite ill recently (with what we think is glandular fever) and apparently he couldn't breathe as his tonsils were almost touching. So my Mum runs into my room and tells me that they are taking him to A&E (Accident and Emergency). I go back to sleep as it was 5:30 in the morning. At about 6 o'clock I get a call from my parents, our local hospital doesn't have a throat specialist and they have to take him to Northampton hospital. At about 8:50 my parents come back and tell me that the hospital want to keep an eye on him for a while so he will have to stay a few nights.

 

So we will have to see what happens next, but so far, I'm not having a good day. :thumbdown:

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Well it's early in the morning and I'm already having a bad day. At about 5 o'clock this morning I woke as I heard movement going on in the house, thought nothing of it and went back to sleep. I continued to hear movement and talking from both of my parents, found this a bit weird so I continued to listen in. Turns out, they were calling the Hospital! :shock: My brother has been quite ill recently (with what we think is glandular fever) and apparently he couldn't breathe as his tonsils were almost touching. So my Mum runs into my room and tells me that they are taking him to A&E (Accident and Emergency). I go back to sleep as it was 5:30 in the morning. At about 6 o'clock I get a call from my parents, our local hospital doesn't have a throat specialist and they have to take him to Northampton hospital. At about 8:50 my parents come back and tell me that the hospital want to keep an eye on him for a while so he will have to stay a few nights.

 

So we will have to see what happens next, but so far, I'm not having a good day. :thumbdown:

 

Oh My.

 

 

 

I am going to sleep.

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

Home alone.

 

Anyone up for a party?

 

Bring it! I HAVE THE GIN.

 

And tonic. Don't call me old :(.

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Hungover at work all day. Managed about 4 hours of sleep before I got woken up by my flatmate. Should have locked my door...

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Home alone.

 

Anyone up for a party?

 

Bring it! I HAVE THE GIN.

 

And tonic. Don't call me old :(.

 

I'ma waiting.

 

But I don't drink.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

@Serpy, It's k. Im still a sober all-timer myself. I refuse to drink unless I know i'll be with safe people. Thats why I wont get drunk yet, I want it to be with trustworthy people, and after this weekends mess, I know I cant trust them.

 

OT: Doing alot of changes next week. Going back to GYM tomorrow morning, going in town to sign up for job assist, find out about getting a new car, change my appearance and buying the third book in the night angel trilogy. :thumbup:

 

I might be completely lost at the moment and not sure what to do, but what I do know is all I can do is keep walking forward.

Popoto.~<3

With me around you will never be the most sober :-P

 

So far today I got up at 9, had toast, apple and orange for breakfast, went up to tesco for more apples (om nom nom nom) and to see if my new hours were sorted out yet, then I have vegged about not doing a lot... I have just finished some peanut butter sammiches... and im still hungry.

 

Its not very often these days I get hungry at all (I have to make myself eat some meals sometimes - stupid feeling sick all the time) but today I wanna eat everything :-|

 

 

Got flu jab this week... totally dont want it though :-(

My sister is funny.

She just said i should help her shovel snow.

 

Now, let's see. I have shovelled all the snow so far this winter in and around our driveway, i don't know how many dm's fallen... But alot. I'm watching football and having some food, and she comes in and shouts "oi, help me out with the snow!", me "uhhh, no, i'm eating", and then she keeps talking from the hallway... But i just raised the volume instead.

 

It's so stupid to shovel snow atm, it's +1.6c outside, so it's heavy and wet... There's no reason to do it.

And you might think she's helped out alot with the snow, nope, this is the first time this winter, and she was out for 7min, then come inside again... Lol.

 

I'm not mad, it's just funny, there's no logic to it. Oh and, i made dinner for us two also... Yeah!!!!!!!!

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

I was wearing my Ushanka while shoveling snow, and when I got payed I said "Gotta love Capitalism". At that point I felt a sharp [puncture] on my head, and when I took of the Ushanka, a tack from my dad's office room fell out.

 

Apparently the hat is possessed by Lenin's ghost.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Work in 10 minutes. Grabbing some Starbucks. Might have 2 jobs soon. :(

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