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Today at work I hit myself in the face with a metal pole. :thumbdown:

 

 

Hmm. 3:22 AM, still not tired, and my girlfriend fell asleep on me. Awesome.

Would this be a good or a bad time to make a sex joke?

Fantastic time for one.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gf.

Gf who?

Your gf fell asleep on you so you aren't getting any tonight.

 

 

 

Hurrrrrrrrrr.

 

 

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First day back of classes at university for second sem. I want more break :(

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Well, I've had a pretty [cabbage] day to be honest.

 

SO, I was expecting to meet up with my drama group at school today (as it is a training day at our school) so we could get some work done on our performance so were ready for next week (just like to point out, there are four members in my drama group, including me). But alas, one of our members couldn't make it because they had to take care of a younger sibling. That's fine - they let me know in advance so it gave us time to work out on what we could do. :thumbup:

THIS is when the problem starts, another member then also decides to pull out because the other member isn't going. However, this annoys the last member of the group and they argue on facebook, resulting in one of the members not coming in. Not good. :thumbdown:

 

I still thought that one of them would show up today, so I booked my taxi for the morning (my parents are in North Wales). So I get to school without any trouble and I begin to play the waiting game. I waited and waited but nobody showed up. My drama teacher walked in and said I should go, since I had been waiting for 2 hours. So I call up for another taxi and I leave school.

 

NOW is when things go from bad to worse, the taxi shows up and asks who I am and then were on our way. A few mins into our journey I start to grow suspicious about where were going. He tells me were going to "Whaddon". WAIT A MINUTE that's miles away! Not what I wanted! Apparently my address got translated into an entirely different area. In fact, Whaddon is outside Milton Keynes (Where I live). So a four mile journey turns into a 10 mile journey and costs a bit more than I imagined.

 

That's my incredibly [cabbage]ty day. I learnt that my drama group are incompetent and that there is a place called Whaddon! :lol:

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^Lol when you said the taxi went in a different direction, I was expecting a kick ass movie scene where the taxi man was taking you to a secluded location to kill you and you escape after an intensive battle sequence in which you leave the taxi driver slash assassin half dead ending it with a cool line like, "It's over," and then drive home in the car and carry on life as normal.

 

Ugh, my sore throat makes my voice sound strained and ruggidy. I answered my phone and the caller thought I was someone else >_>

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^Lol when you said the taxi went in a different direction, I was expecting a kick ass movie scene where the taxi man was taking you to a secluded location to kill you and you escape after an intensive battle sequence in which you leave the taxi driver slash assassin half dead ending it with a cool line like, "It's over," and then drive home in the car and carry on life as normal.

 

Ugh, my sore throat makes my voice sound strained and ruggidy. I answered my phone and the caller thought I was someone else >_>

 

i also expected the Taxi driver to say sometihng like "There's been a change of plans" and then try to kill you.

 

So, atleast THAT didn't happen :P

 

Today I'm gonna rock out on Rock Band 3, pick my mom up from work and give my buddy his shirt back.

Very average day. Although yesterday I saw a women legit make out with a dog in the passenger seat while driving down the street. It was kind of alarming. I think that dog got further with her than I have with a woman in quite some time.

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spent the day trying to make a piano piece for a song i wrote. only problem is this is the first time ive touched my keyboard in a very long time and i need to pratice again as im horrible

your such a mother [bleep]er. whats with all this bombchu [cabbage]? all everyone who likes this [cabbage] is stupid. ur a [bleep]ing cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur [cabbage]! videos

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^Lol when you said the taxi went in a different direction, I was expecting a kick ass movie scene where the taxi man was taking you to a secluded location to kill you and you escape after an intensive battle sequence in which you leave the taxi driver slash assassin half dead ending it with a cool line like, "It's over," and then drive home in the car and carry on life as normal.

 

Ugh, my sore throat makes my voice sound strained and ruggidy. I answered my phone and the caller thought I was someone else >_>

 

i also expected the Taxi driver to say sometihng like "There's been a change of plans" and then try to kill you.

 

So, atleast THAT didn't happen :P

 

Today I'm gonna rock out on Rock Band 3, pick my mom up from work and give my buddy his shirt back.

Very average day. Although yesterday I saw a women legit make out with a dog in the passenger seat while driving down the street. It was kind of alarming. I think that dog got further with her than I have with a woman in quite some time.

[bleep]es will be [bleep]es.

 

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Today I fell off my bike when I tried to ride it down a steep hill. I had been doing it for fun for the past couple days on my way home, but today the snow froze over so it was all icy, and when I got a little off balance the wheels slid out from under me. It was actually more exciting than just riding down the normal way.

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My parents bought a new car last night. Early this morning I went to my girlfriends for a couple hours, then came home. Now I'm busy trying to get my own insurance policy, while listening to a couple friends from work's rap group. If you're interested look up 'The Bay-Sicz' on YouTube, that's them. They're pretty good. :)

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My parents bought a new car last night. Early this morning I went to my girlfriends for a couple hours, then came home. Now I'm busy trying to get my own insurance policy, while listening to a couple friends from work's rap group. If you're interested look up 'The Bay-Sicz' on YouTube, that's them. They're pretty good. :)

 

Hey Bow. I'm in a rap group...

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My parents bought a new car last night. Early this morning I went to my girlfriends for a couple hours, then came home. Now I'm busy trying to get my own insurance policy, while listening to a couple friends from work's rap group. If you're interested look up 'The Bay-Sicz' on YouTube, that's them. They're pretty good. :)

 

Hey Bow. I'm in a rap group...

They're black, though. Are you?

 

NOTE: My comment is not meant to be racist.

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Well, I've had a pretty [cabbage] day to be honest.

 

SO, I was expecting to meet up with my drama group at school today (as it is a training day at our school) so we could get some work done on our performance so were ready for next week (just like to point out, there are four members in my drama group, including me). But alas, one of our members couldn't make it because they had to take care of a younger sibling. That's fine - they let me know in advance so it gave us time to work out on what we could do. :thumbup:

THIS is when the problem starts, another member then also decides to pull out because the other member isn't going. However, this annoys the last member of the group and they argue on facebook, resulting in one of the members not coming in. Not good. :thumbdown:

 

I still thought that one of them would show up today, so I booked my taxi for the morning (my parents are in North Wales). So I get to school without any trouble and I begin to play the waiting game. I waited and waited but nobody showed up. My drama teacher walked in and said I should go, since I had been waiting for 2 hours. So I call up for another taxi and I leave school.

 

NOW is when things go from bad to worse, the taxi shows up and asks who I am and then were on our way. A few mins into our journey I start to grow suspicious about where were going. He tells me were going to "Whaddon". WAIT A MINUTE that's miles away! Not what I wanted! Apparently my address got translated into an entirely different area. In fact, Whaddon is outside Milton Keynes (Where I live). So a four mile journey turns into a 10 mile journey and costs a bit more than I imagined.

 

That's my incredibly [cabbage]ty day. I learnt that my drama group are incompetent and that there is a place called Whaddon! :lol:

Isn't it illegal for them to charge you extra when its clearly THEIR fault? (He was an indian wasnt't he? at least 80% of Taxi drivers here are)

 

Job hunting today. I'll post a pic of me in my suit-ish gear.

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Well I have bugger all to do at the moment. Just buming around my flat, summer hasn't arrived here yet either. I've been back a week and every day has been overcast and mild. Luckily my flatmate got a PS3 for Christmas, and our landlord is getting us a nice 42 inch plasma soon. :thumbup:

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Someone from the lab next to mine put something in the microwave next to my workbench so I asked her before she started heating it up why she wasn't using her labs microwave, she just said it was being used. I said okay and ever since that [bleep]ing [cabbage] boiled my head has been spinning.

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My girlfriend's mum is pretty [cabbage]ty with me at the moment because she saw where I gave her a hickey. Just an idea on where it was, she saw because my girlfriend was wearing a low-cut top.

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My girlfriend's mum is pretty [cabbage]ty with me at the moment because she saw where I gave her a hickey. Just an idea on where it was, she saw because my girlfriend was wearing a low-cut top.

 

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worth it.

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