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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

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I had a dream last night, it was pretty weird. My mom was like, 'you should read this book, it's called "Le Monde D'Or" (the Golden World; I had a bilingual dream). It's on the desk in the corner next to the box', and sure enough there it was, a golden book. I started reading it. That means I wrote a story at the same time I was reading it, which made for terrible syntax --you know how you don't think in words, but in ideas? The one line I remember was "up, had never seemed so strong"but I understood it quite clearly; it was after a stupid joke one of that bad guys had made, the narrator was saying that never ever had he seemed so charismatic and funny, implying the character was a [wagon]. It was a pretty well written book, quite funny, I don't remember the jokes but they were funny. I was woken up for school right after that line.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I had a dream last night, it was pretty weird. My mom was like, 'you should read this book, it's called "Le Monde D'Or" (the Golden World; I had a bilingual dream). It's on the desk in the corner next to the box', and sure enough there it was, a golden book. I started reading it. That means I wrote a story at the same time I was reading it, which made for terrible syntax --you know how you don't think in words, but in ideas? The one line I remember was "up, had never seemed so strong"but I understood it quite clearly; it was after a stupid joke one of that bad guys had made, the narrator was saying that never ever had he seemed so charismatic and funny, implying the character was a [wagon]. It was a pretty well written book, quite funny, I don't remember the jokes but they were funny. I was woken up for school right after that line.

 

 

I do the whole book thing in my dreams all the time.

Never happened to me. I also remember the vivid contrast between the letters and the paper.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Why are people suddenly posting dreams in this topic..? icon_neutral.gif

 

On topic: I never liked 'the game'.

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Who cares, let Blockbuster loose money. Bloody bastards.

 

They're bankrupt now

Confession: I often wish my dreams to come true.

 

Last night, my Ancient History exam was fifteen easy questions, then a book full of puzzles and something to do with Lego.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

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Confession: Every time this rather attractive girl in my bowling class walks back to sit down next to me, I stare at her chest the whole time she's walking. She has like C cups (probably D, really) guys. It's only natural to stare, right?

Confession: Every time this rather attractive girl in my bowling class walks back to sit down next to me, I stare at her chest the whole time she's walking. She has like C cups (probably D, really) guys. It's only natural to stare, right?

 

If she doesn't notice, stare all you like :thumbsup:

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Confession: Every time this rather attractive girl in my bowling class walks back to sit down next to me, I stare at her chest the whole time she's walking. She has like C cups (probably D, really) guys. It's only natural to stare, right?

 

No, that'd be rude.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go for it, bro.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

She has like C cups (probably D, really) guys. It's only natural to stare, right?

If you can be a man about it and tell her how her shirt really shows off her ...

 

Personality.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Why are people suddenly posting dreams in this topic..? icon_neutral.gif

 

On topic: I never liked 'the game'.

 

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It's rude to stare, no matter how revealing the shirts.

 

That said, it is natural for guys to stare at boobs, and I have no pity for girls who wear plunging v-necks and booty shorts and then get disgusted by starers.

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I have no pity for girls who wear plunging v-necks and booty shorts and then get disgusted by starers.

 

This...Though I'm told that getting "disgusted" is trying to get more attention.

Just have to learn how to handle girls like that. Talk to your buddy after you get her attention and she pretends to ignore you. Talk about how revealing her shirt is, but you don't know if you like it. She will immediately either laugh or shift her body in some way.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I have no pity for girls who wear plunging v-necks and booty shorts and then get disgusted by starers.

 

This...Though I'm told that getting "disgusted" is trying to get more attention.

I agree with what Kirby said here. If a girl says something like, "Oh my God guys! Stop staring at my boobs!" (At this point she'll probably touch them and make them more visible in some way) She's obviously wanting you to, or not caring that you're staring at them. I've encountered this before, but not with this particular girl. Don't get me wrong guys, I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything, I'm just saying she's attractive on all levels. Not just her boobs. :P She's spicy.

I have no pity for girls who wear plunging v-necks and booty shorts and then get disgusted by starers.

 

This...Though I'm told that getting "disgusted" is trying to get more attention.

I agree with what Kirby said here. If a girl says something like, "Oh my God guys! Stop staring at my boobs!" (At this point she'll probably touch them and make them more visible in some way) She's obviously wanting you to, or not caring that you're staring at them. I've encountered this before, but not with this particular girl. Don't get me wrong guys, I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything, I'm just saying she's attractive on all levels. Not just her boobs. :P She's spicy.

 

 

a big tip is in an effort to break your stare she starts shaking them hoping your eyes will drift.

 

Sometimes I stare at girls just to troll. :XD:

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I have no pity for girls who wear plunging v-necks and booty shorts and then get disgusted by starers.

 

This...Though I'm told that getting "disgusted" is trying to get more attention.

I agree with what Kirby said here. If a girl says something like, "Oh my God guys! Stop staring at my boobs!" (At this point she'll probably touch them and make them more visible in some way) She's obviously wanting you to, or not caring that you're staring at them. I've encountered this before, but not with this particular girl. Don't get me wrong guys, I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything, I'm just saying she's attractive on all levels. Not just her boobs. :P She's spicy.

 

 

a big tip is in an effort to break your stare she starts shaking them hoping your eyes will drift.

 

Sometimes I stare at girls just to troll. :XD:

 

She's trollin' me.

That I had sex with my ex-girlfriend, then decided i didn't like her and dumped her. (For the Record I was the virgin, she had done it twice before me, it was a month into our relationship, and that my view on dumping her may have been decided when she yelled her ex's name when she.... well you know.)

 

That sometimes I'll be friends with a girl just to hit on them,

 

That the girl I really like liked me in primary school *four years ago* but i was dumb and naive and didn't even acknowledge her, now we go to different schools and it's hard for us to meet and get to know each other,

 

That I hate my step sister and mother, and may father sometimes.

 

That In primary i was a douche and hung out with all the "Cool" kids and thought i was cool, but i was really somewhat of a joke, teased bullied, etc. etc. But ignored all the people that tired to be friends with me *See third regret*

 

That In last year of primary i nearly committed suicide, only thing that stopped me was my best friend at the time.

 

That my best friend who stopped be from committing, i haven't talked to in three and a half years...

 

That should be it.

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Dragon Drops: 1 Shield Left Half, 2 Dragon Claws, 10 Dragon Platelegs, 4 Dragon Medium Helmets

 

GWD Drops: Gs shard 1: 3 times GS Shard 2: Nil GS shard 3: 2 times 1 Bandos Tassets, 1 Bandos Hilt 1 Bandos Boots, Armadyl Hilt, 3 Saradomin swords

 

Misc: Ranger boots, Dragonic Visage, Guthix bow,

All in primary school? O_o

 

Protip: Go talk to that friend. If they did something like that, they're worth it.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

All in primary school? O_o

 

Protip: Go talk to that friend. If they did something like that, they're worth it.

I try to but remember that "Cool" Group i explained? he hangs out with them, while i hang out with my real friends, I moved away from that "Cool" group and i never plan to go near them again.

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Proud Owner Of The Quest Cape

Proud Owner Of The Attack Cape

Proud Owner Of The Defence Cape

 

Dragon Drops: 1 Shield Left Half, 2 Dragon Claws, 10 Dragon Platelegs, 4 Dragon Medium Helmets

 

GWD Drops: Gs shard 1: 3 times GS Shard 2: Nil GS shard 3: 2 times 1 Bandos Tassets, 1 Bandos Hilt 1 Bandos Boots, Armadyl Hilt, 3 Saradomin swords

 

Misc: Ranger boots, Dragonic Visage, Guthix bow,

All in primary school? O_o

 

Protip: Go talk to that friend. If they did something like that, they're worth it.

I try to but remember that "Cool" Group i explained? he hangs out with them, while i hang out with my real friends, I moved away from that "Cool" group and i never plan to go near them again.

If he saved your life, I think it's worth trying to rekindle the old friendship then. I mean, think of it from his point of view. "I saved his life and he doesn't even talk to me anymore, that shows what kind of person he turned out to be..."

All in primary school? O_o

 

Protip: Go talk to that friend. If they did something like that, they're worth it.

I try to but remember that "Cool" Group i explained? he hangs out with them, while i hang out with my real friends, I moved away from that "Cool" group and i never plan to go near them again.

If he saved your life, I think it's worth trying to rekindle the old friendship then. I mean, think of it from his point of view. "I saved his life and he doesn't even talk to me anymore, that shows what kind of person he turned out to be..."

This. It shouldn't matter what social group he's in. He obviously is a true friend because he literally saved your life.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Since leaving college, I miss homework. I haven't told anyone 'cause they'll be like "You HAVE to go to uni/get an education!" I guess I just miss the satisfaction from doing hard work and getting praised from it.

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