deathdrow Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 A couple illegal knives, a bottle of God-only-knows-what-the-hell-this-used-to-be, dead cat, buffalo jawbone, and the skull of some animal...have no idea of what it used to be... why do you have a dead cat? Why not? it's furry, and now that it is dead, it doesn't try to kill me anymore. oh, what about the smell though, I'd imagine once it starts to rot it'd have a bit of an offensive odor, unless you keep it frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 New questionable item! My cousin has a genuine japanese katana in his room, believe me, I've checked it out and everything, it's real. Anyway, he told me he didn't want it anymore but for some reason didn't sell it, so yeah, now it's mine :D. Zombie epidemic, DO YOUR WORST! Damnit, we already went through this, halberd/any crushing weapon > katana You just can't get enough power behind a katana blade, sure, it looks awsome, but its fairly impractical as a long term weapon. This is why the one I have is useless too :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I have a slip of hard paper in the back of every set of jeans I own which is sealed labeled "Open only if I have died". Inside is a list of people who helped me get through life so far. Wow. :shock: Cool ? I'm going to do that from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Balisong. It's surprising how hard they are to find. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forerunner Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Tonnes of African souvenirs. A wooden statue of an old guy. Sheet of papyrus with Egyptian hieroglyphics (probably fake). Statues of iconic African animals (cheetahs, lions, elephants etc.) Impala Horns (I think Impala is Afrikaans for deer.) Only fear God,Know the weapons of the weak,The weakness of the hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 New questionable item! My cousin has a genuine japanese katana in his room, believe me, I've checked it out and everything, it's real. Anyway, he told me he didn't want it anymore but for some reason didn't sell it, so yeah, now it's mine :D. Zombie epidemic, DO YOUR WORST! Damnit, we already went through this, halberd/any crushing weapon > katana You just can't get enough power behind a katana blade, sure, it looks awsome, but its fairly impractical as a long term weapon. This is why the one I have is useless too :cry: True, if I can get ahold of a steel or titanium crowbar then I'll give the katana to another member of the force, halberds aren't the smartest option in my opinion. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 New questionable item! My cousin has a genuine japanese katana in his room, believe me, I've checked it out and everything, it's real. Anyway, he told me he didn't want it anymore but for some reason didn't sell it, so yeah, now it's mine :D. Zombie epidemic, DO YOUR WORST! Damnit, we already went through this, halberd/any crushing weapon > katana You just can't get enough power behind a katana blade, sure, it looks awsome, but its fairly impractical as a long term weapon. This is why the one I have is useless too :cry: True, if I can get ahold of a steel or titanium crowbar then I'll give the katana to another member of the force, halberds aren't the smartest option in my opinion. where are you gonna get a halberd anyways? My friend has swords, actual swords, they're awesome. and he has to authentic katanas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 please move your immature zombie babble to the appropriate thread. THANKS. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Speaking of crowbars, I just replaced my bedside baseball-bat with a burly crowbar. My dad bought a new one (I don't understand why, crowbars last forever) so I took his old one, and now I feel much more at ease bashing in robbers' heads. The sharp end is completely dulled so it loses the bash&cut combo, but I'm confident it's bashing capabilities surpass my needs. I also own a digital camera that has some PG-13 pictures on it, the only reason why they're still on there is exactly the same reason you're thinking of. They're pictures from a night with friends a couple of weeks ago that I didn't even take (I only noticed them last week), but I've lost contact with the girls in them. I'd ask my friends for their names then facebook them, but I feel like a jerk for not getting in touch with them within a month after the party. Great pics though :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 please move your immature zombie babble to the appropriate thread. THANKS. :P You won't be laughing when the zombies are eating your brains because you thought a katana would be a good weapon. I have a garbage bag half-filled with used tissues from a cold I had many moons ago.It's gotten more recent use. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I forget if I have posted this in the thread but I have a scythe. Its pretty sweet. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 *checks for questionable items* A heating element of a deep fryer, no idea why but I found it. Kinda rusty too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 well, for a while I had lipstick that wasnt my girlfriends or my mother's; Id still love to know how it got there I also have a letter opener from WW2 naples(my grandpa only served in Pacific) and a few civil war bullets. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wot Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I have a board game and the aim of the game is to escape a nazi concentration camp. Not too wierd but the wierdist I can think of right now #-o 2,274th person to 99 mining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I forget if I have posted this in the thread but I have a scythe. Its pretty sweet. If I had one of those, I would put on a robe and try and convince people that they've died and haven't realized it yet. Hint hint. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Jar of jam, mouldy, full of fungus on top of it, no idea why it's still here but yeah, that's questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Don't remember if I've posted it, but I own a fluorescent red male thong. #-o I also have several coffee machines I've taken apart in my garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 My dad keeps an armed grenade upstairs :shock: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 an ounce of gunpowder, like 8 pounds of aluminum powder, 3 pounds of iron oxide (or 8 of iron oxide, and 3 of aluminum. I forget) and a roll of magnesium. Most awesome school supported science project ever. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 an ounce of gunpowder, like 8 pounds of aluminum powder, 3 pounds of iron oxide (or 8 of iron oxide, and 3 of aluminum. I forget) and a roll of magnesium. Most awesome school supported science project ever. thermite much? Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I have added a minifridge. WOO! Full of chocolate milk and a bottle of Jack. Add to that a [cabbage]-load of incense, please. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 *searches the house* Dad had some... less than appropriate things for this forum :lol: . Also have... a broken mirror (my bad luck source?! :(), bashed up metal part of a hoover, smashed up fridge, broken door... too much to list, but yeah... very questionable :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 an ounce of gunpowder, like 8 pounds of aluminum powder, 3 pounds of iron oxide (or 8 of iron oxide, and 3 of aluminum. I forget) and a roll of magnesium. Most awesome school supported science project ever. thermite much? Of course. Haha. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Sabre Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I have a pair of brass knuckles my dad confiscated when he was a cop and never turned in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogel Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 A gamecube that still works after my years of punishment, loads of pirated music (who doesn't?), fireworks (illegal in my state), and we still have some ranch dressing that's over a year old. Boring, I know. This feels exceptional on my under-carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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