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I've seen an avatar that says "YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY"

 

 

 

I hate both of you.

 

 

 

What is the longest you guys have had to breathe manually? My longest was probably ~5 minutes, I was laying in bed, trying to fall asleep AND trying to switch back to automatic breathing -.-


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Since we are stating things that we can/cannot do, I thought I should share mine. It is impossible to strangle/suffocate yourself unaided. At worst if you turn purple and fall unconscious, you will start to breath again.


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Things like breathing and blinking are voluntary actions. You can't control things like youe heart beat and blood pressure, that's involuntary.

 

 

I thought that it was involuntary to some extent. Its physically impossible to hold your breath ( like with your hands or closing your mouth and no external variables ) and kill yourself. Eventually your body just makes you breathe... Although you can control these you cannot voluntarily choose to shut them off.


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Its harder to breathe when you're thinking about it.

 

You get paranoid.

 

 

 

Well, I do. #-o


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Wow, this is actually quite interesting. I do this a lot to myself sometimes... I just randomly remember that I'm breathing. ::'


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Sometimes I'm really tired,and I seriously not breathe.I forget to breathe.Only when my lungs ache I'm like "oh right,breathing".

 

 

 

Let there be stuff.


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I'm tired of breathing. It's always the same-old...


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Remembering you have to breathe is serious fail.

 

Its like falling, you try not to and when you're on the edge its all you think about. :?


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A thread going from breathing, to the game, to body tempature, to talking about how much it hurts to stop urinating midstream.

 

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It's biologically impossible for a man to stop peeing mid-stream.

 

like when your in the middle of peeing? to stop?

 

oh. wait. nevermind.

 

but when i read the title i started thinking about my breathing. and it made it hard to breathe.

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but when i read the title i started thinking about my breathing. and it made it hard to breathe.

 

 

 

Isn't that the point? :uhh:

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but when i read the title i started thinking about my breathing. and it made it hard to breathe.

 

 

 

Isn't that the point? :uhh:

 

i dunno.

 

but its happening again.

 

its really annoying.

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The first thing that popped into my head was the game. Damn you.

 

whats the game?

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I assume the bladder releases chemicals or nerve signals when it needs to be emptied.

 

 

 

It is possible to stop mid-stream, but it leaves you with a feeling of intense dissatisfaction, it will annoy you for the rest of the day.

 

I always thought that it was just the pressure of a full bladder that told us we needed to go. Like if you've ever waited a really long time to pee or drank lots of water before bed, once you pee there's a very obvious pressure release.

 

 

 

And if it's possible to stop mid-stream, then it's not biologically impossible. :P

 

Like some people say sex is the best feeling? YAno. It's peeing after a longggg night. For like 15 mins \'

 

 

 

But did you know you swallow your salavia? Once you concentrate on that you either don't swallow or swallow more lol.


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I was sat in English and I thought about this thread. Darn.

 

 

 

I actually do this whilst walking. Like I'm aware of how I'm walking, how far apart me legs, which part of my foot reaches the floor first... I end up walking really stiff ¬_¬


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I was sat in English and I thought about this thread. Darn.

 

 

 

I actually do this whilst walking. Like I'm aware of how I'm walking, how far apart me legs, which part of my foot reaches the floor first... I end up walking really stiff ¬_¬

 

Eh I do that while walking too :P


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Eh I do that while walking too :P

 

 

 

Heh, I was walking the other day and realized how inefficient walking is. You always have to have one foot on the ground not moving. Should we have wheels on our feet we would move forward at a constant speed and with far less effort :-k

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Eh I do that while walking too :P

 

 

 

Heh, I was walking the other day and realized how inefficient walking is. You always have to have one foot on the ground not moving. Should we have wheels on our feet we would move forward at a constant speed and with far less effort :-k

 

thats why god invented heelys. except heelys are stupid.

 

so i shouldnt have invented them.

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The first thing that popped into my head was the game. Damn you.

 

whats the game?

 

 

 

1st rule of the game: don't speak of the game

 

2nd rule of the game: don't think of the game.

 

 

 

I hope you can figure it out from this. Because I just lost the game.


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I lose :wall:

 

warren, thats a horrible explanation.

 

This is how I learned it:

 

1. If you think of the game, you lose.

 

2. You can't win the game

 

3. If you lose the game, you have to say so.


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Why does everyone have to keep pointing out what I am now aware that I'm doing?

 

(eg breathing, swallowing, blinking)

 

DX I pretty much analyse every movement I make now!!

 

 

 

Maybe I should stop reading the thread =_=


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I lose :wall:

 

warren, thats a horrible explanation.

 

This is how I learned it:

 

1. If you think of the game, you lose.

 

2. You can't win the game

 

3. If you lose the game, you have to say so.

 

 

 

FFS you made me lose the game.


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Let this post be your worst nightmare.

 

 

 

You are now aware how much your butt hurts from sitting at the computer.

 

You are now aware of what your clothes feel like on your skin.

 

You are now aware that your head is itchy.

 

You are now aware that "Never Gonna give you up" is stuck in your head.

 

You are now aware of your eye strain from looking at the computer.

 

 

 

My friends do this to me all the time on the internet, I hate them for it.


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