January 1, 200917 yr I wasted my time playing Runescape when I could have been doing something active... Being active is so overrated. Heh. I present to you men, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I. What a guy.
January 1, 200917 yr Stupidest thing I've ever done, well mama, I kille a man. Stuck the gun against his head. Pulled the trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, and now I've gone and thrown it all away. Naw, actually it would be the time I was trying out my friends gloves with steel shot in the knuckles and I punched a concrete wall, breaking my fifth metacarpal. And runescape, but I think everyone here's guilty of that. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson
January 1, 200917 yr Saw my dad shaving, saw my uncles shaving etc so thought it was the cool grown up thing to do when I was like 3, imitated it without water or shaving cream, just a sharp, cheap disposable razor. Cut my face to bits, needed to go to hospital and get some stitches. Why so serious? When I was roughly 3ish, I pulled a shattered mirror off of a dresser right into my face. Only 1 scar, though, so that's good. Or bad, depending on how you see it. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 2, 200917 yr Stupidest thing I've ever done, well mama, I kille a man. Stuck the gun against his head. Pulled the trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, and now I've gone and thrown it all away. MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oooooooooooooo (any way the wind blows) didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry oooooooooooooooooooon, carry ooooooooooooooooooon, as if nothing really mattered... COUGH. Look, a convenient distraction! Such as me, as a child, sliding down a rusty slide! catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
January 2, 200917 yr About a year ago, I went to a friends party, we got there just after it stopped raining, so the dam was pretty full, so we went swimming (probably would have went anyway). No shirt + No sunscreen + Hot Day = ONE EPIC FAIL SUNBURN What made it worse is that we went back the next day. :oops: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
January 2, 200917 yr Did a handstand underwater Was a public swimming pool, managed to hold on for 3-4 seconds before everything went spinning and next thing I knew I was gasping for air trying to reach the surface. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
January 2, 200917 yr I was in 6th grade,me and my friend was outside the class going to the bathroom i think,then we saw this kid coming out of his class,he was in 3rd grade,so we told him,when you return back to class tell your teacher that she's a horny [bleep],and so he returned and he did,then 15 seconds after that we heard her yelling,we ran away :thumbsup:
January 2, 200917 yr Playing catch with a rock with my brother. Hit me on the head, all I remember is the blood. That happened to me, a bit differently... Me and my brother were in Wales somewhere and we were having a singing/dancing competition with some of our friends (this was a very very long time ago) and because I was rubbish my brother thought it would be a good idea to chuck a rock at my head. It hit me just about the left eye, no scar though. And as payback I tried to put a 5p coin up his nose. : Then another time I picked up my dad's razor for some reason, ended up with a really long cut all down one finger. I was at my grandmas house once, with her and my dad, and I decided to have my own little game of hide-and-seek and hid under a table for a few hours. My dad got really scared, cos her house was right next to this big main road and a forest, nearly called the police I think...
January 2, 200917 yr Electrocution would mean generally that you died. The word that should be used is shock/shocked/shocking. ^Sorry was bothering me. Erm... My brother took one of those things you turn inside out, put on a table and watch pop; and repeatedly suction-cupped the thing to his forehead for a whole afternoon. The next day he wakes up with a large, perfectly circular red mark on his forehead, which he had to go to school with for the next three days. :D My friends did that with half a squash ball one day, then half a tennis ball the next day... :lol: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
January 3, 200917 yr Back when I used to live in South Africa, I remember putting a blanket on fire, then tried to put it out with water from the bathroom (literally carried the water by hand to the fire.). My mum put it with her shoe, but oddly I don't remember punishment. :thumbsup: Only fear God,Know the weapons of the weak,The weakness of the hard.
January 3, 200917 yr Found green sand and tried to mimic Eyes of the Dragon.Sand appears to be insoluble in wine. :-k so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
January 4, 200917 yr (12) Got caught breaking into my neighbors house because I was getting a popsicle that he owed me
January 4, 200917 yr Threw a pair of shoes that were tied to the shoelace at an electercal wire and it busted the transformer. No one saw me luckly. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
January 6, 200917 yr ran into a tree and broke my 2 front teeth.\ tried to grab some fire out of the fire place. Gamertag: EFs Predator.Games I play: Halo 3, Halo wars.
January 8, 200917 yr (12) Got caught breaking into my neighbors house because I was getting a popsicle that he owed me I broke in to a janitors shack at my school and he had a tv and popsicles so I stayed there *misses English* eating popsicles and watching tv. Pureprayer, you're awesome.
January 9, 200917 yr I was about three and was at my grandparents' house, so i was really bored and decided to play with the door. It was a sort of put a few fingers outside the door, then yank them away before it shuts.. I failed and i had my third finger on my right hand partially hanging. Went to emergency and they stiched it back but i remember telling my dad to hurt the doctor because i thought he was going to hurt me. Epic Fail.
January 9, 200917 yr I think I've only done one (slightly) stupid thing and that was chew out of a styrofoam (I think, it was some kind of spongy material) cage/playpen that my parents used to keep me in. :twisted: Freedom! Oh wait, I also jumped off a trampoline to be cool ( :roll: ) and sprained my ankle D: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
January 9, 200917 yr Glass AND styrofoam?I mean I've only had styrofoam and it wasn't even great.Tasted like wood does. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
January 9, 200917 yr Styrofoam burns better than it tastes. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 10, 200917 yr The stupidest thing I've ever done was when I tried to shave my [wagon] and then accidentally cut my buttcheek with a razor. ]
January 10, 200917 yr The stupidest thing I've ever done was when I tried to shave my [wagon] and then accidentally cut my buttcheek with a razor. ... My 3rd or 2nd grade teacher made us eat styrofoam. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
January 10, 200917 yr The stupidest thing I've ever done was when I tried to shave my [wagon] and then accidentally cut my buttcheek with a razor. ... My 3rd or 2nd grade teacher made us eat styrofoam. I couldn't sit down for a while. ]
January 10, 200917 yr 7 - Ran into a pole , 12 stitches above my right eye. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
January 10, 200917 yr When I was in 3rd grade in boyscouts I was soo happy i can finaly whittle(cut things with pocketknife :twss:) and I wanted to use it for everything, and I open my hamsters food bag cutting towards myself and It got stuck so of course..? Why not push harder toward yourself with a knife! So I did that and I cut my hand pretty bad and I freaked out and started screaming and crying lol. Also, when I was like in 4th grade I was goalie for my hockey team at the championsip for a tourny and I was getting ready and I was on my knees with my hands kinda far away from my body as my dad strapped my leg pads on. And some [developmentally delayed] didin't see me laying down( or my hand) and walked right ontop of my finger with his skate and cut it almost off. It was only dangling by a little bit and we just taped it up, played the game and then went to the emergency room after :lol: But we won! FTW! Then I quit :lol: EDIT: OH! And at that same tourny^^ My friend dared me to stick my toungue to a pole outside in December...So I did it and it stuck. So I freaked out and started screaming and pulled at part of my toungue was stuck to the pole... -.- I had like a big patch of the top layer of skin or someting on my toungue missing that kept bleeding for a while... Fun tournement...
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