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Once when I was really young (Just faintly remember this, going mostly off of what parents tell me) my father was pulling a wagon with a tractor...and he let me ride in the wagon. Now, I have no clue what would cause me to do this..but I ended up messing around on the edge of the wagon and fell off. Ripped my head open...Now I have some pretty scars -.-

 

 

 

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I think it was 10 years back,when i was around 4-5 years old,in the HEMA was an escalator,with a nice shiney red button on it

 

so i pressed it,the whole thing came stopping :wall:

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I don't actually remember this but apparently my dad was painting something using a stepladder and when he went off to get some more paint he said "Don't climb up the stepladder"

 

 

 

So anyway, I climbed up the stepladder and ended up falling off. I now have a scar on my right eyelid. Or my left one. I never can remember.

 

 

 

Oh yeah I once defecated in the bath when my dad was in it. Yeah he got out that bath pretty quick.

 

 

 

Oh yeah I also defecated on my dad's shoulder when he had picked me up. Went all over his shoulder :twisted:

 

 

 

Come to think of it, I never do anything stupid when my mum's about :D

 

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I think ive got several

 

I think my first was covering my attic in rice krispies with my twin, for no apparent reason :D

 

 

 

Apparently we also once tried to make a swimming pool in our floorboards, which short circuited the house 8-)

 

 

 

I've also got others like peeing in my little brothers cot while he was sleeping in it and taking another pulled up floorboard as the toilet and short circuiting the house AGAIN.

 

 

 

I was a good kid :D

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well my grampa was talking with a farmer about buying cabbage or lettuce, and i went and wandered off, and then i found a cow, and i wanted to pet him, so i stuck my arm through the fence and started petting the cow, and then he tried to bite me, so i pulled my arm back really fast, and then the fence went ZAP! and electrocuted me, and it was rather painful. and alot of other things, but i don't remember them.

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Playing catch with a rock with my brother. Hit me on the head, all I remember is the blood.

 

 

 

Also, I once bit a dead leaf, it was rotting and all and I had to go to the hospital :(

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My parents had this huge circular piece of glass that was part of a table just laying somewhere on the ground, and somehow I had managed to shatter it.

 

 

 

I stuck one of my sister's hair clips into a an electrical outlet, magically i wasn't electricuted at all.

 

 

 

I also have these unexplainable scars on my head, which I assume I must have done something stupid to aquire.

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My parents had this huge circular piece of glass that was part of a table just laying somewhere on the ground, and somehow I had managed to shatter it.

 

 

 

I stuck one of my sister's hair clips into a an electrical outlet, magically i wasn't electricuted at all.

 

 

 

I also have these unexplainable scars on my head, which I assume I must have done something stupid to aquire.

 

 

 

I'm assumin that your sister wasn't any older than 10 and her hairclip was plastic. If it was plastic you'd be fine. Now if it were metal, oh [garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool]!

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Electrocution would mean generally that you died. The word that should be used is shock/shocked/shocking.

 

^Sorry was bothering me.

 

 

 

Erm... My brother took one of those things you turn inside out, put on a table and watch pop; and repeatedly suction-cupped the thing to his forehead for a whole afternoon. The next day he wakes up with a large, perfectly circular red mark on his forehead, which he had to go to school with for the next three days. :D

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Couple of cases of monkey see - monkey do.

 

 

 

Saw my dad shaving, saw my uncles shaving etc so thought it was the cool grown up thing to do when I was like 3, imitated it without water or shaving cream, just a sharp, cheap disposable razor. Cut my face to bits, needed to go to hospital and get some stitches.

 

 

 

I was pretty intelligent for a 4-5 year old, can't remember which age and remembered how to do certain things quite easily. Remembered from watching my parents how to start a car. Took my moms car keys and started the car, it was left in gear and it jumped forward knocking over a tree and screwing up the bumper.

 

 

 

Imitated some "gangsta" movie I saw when I was 5 with the after-school care club thing I went to, there was a group of us walking to the local park with some of the minders. Kicked a police car and spat on the windshield then made the best attempt I could to run :lol: Daycare wasn't to happy with that, neither was my mom, my dad laughed uncontrollably when he heard about it.

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I was poking this ant nest on a tree till it broke off and landed in on my head. I can still remember being rushed to the hospital while the nurses pick the ants off me. I think I had an allergic reaction of some sort.

 

 

 

To ants?When the ants invade I might die laughing thinking of that.

 

 

 

I think getting started playing The Game was stupid,as was getting hooked on porn.Disregarding Chinese early on,telling my mom interpretative river dance would be better than EC Judo.Red Bull addiction.Alcohol.Getting mixed with figging asshats.

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I was poking this ant nest on a tree till it broke off and landed in on my head. I can still remember being rushed to the hospital while the nurses pick the ants off me. I think I had an allergic reaction of some sort.

 

 

 

To ants?When the ants invade I might die laughing thinking of that.

 

 

 

 

It was those big-[wagon] fire ants and I had an allergic reaction to its sting. Nasty things those ants. They're at least 1cm long and leaves a nasty mark afterwards >.<

 

 

 

My mother just reminded me of another stupid thing I done as a child. It involved a load of bubblegum and my hair getting clipped off. Go figure.

 

 

 

I stuck the bubblegum on my hair on purpose, apparently.

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My mom always told us a story of a 6 year old me until I got my license. My dad had gone back into the house for his wallet leaving the rest of us (2 year old and 8 year old brothers also) in the running car. I crawled to the front seat and some how grabbed the gear shift and put the car into neutral. :lol: Best part is we live on a hill so it started to roll out of the garage.

 

My parents friend had to jump in and hit the brakes before we got far.

 

Worst part is I remember none of this. :cry:

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in kindergarten we made clay people. i somehow decided to put that man parts on it aswell. i had no idea why any adult that saw it was so interested and kept asking me what the thing between the legs was.

 

now i look back and think how stupid it was

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