How2PK Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I've heard trough various channels that there is a need for a thread like this one. So, what is it gonna be? Here are some facts about both players. Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. Lack any personality Wear headbands Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Hurl shurikens Go anywhere they want instantly Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Are masters of disguise Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Split planks vertically with their nose Can hide in incense smoke Kill people. Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. A Samurai is NOT a ninja. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja. (Copy Pasted from Urbandictionary.com) 1. Always land on their feet 2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR! Soo...Make your choices! Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Ninjas, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 But! Wait! Special guest enters the battle! The VIKING! There is no information available on the Viking, we only know there are from the north. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 But! Wait! Special guest enters the battle! The VIKING! There is no information available on the Viking, we only know there are from the north.With that lady in the back, I'm not to worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Vikings. No question. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 But! Wait! Special guest enters the battle! [hide=][/hide] The VIKING! There is no information available on the Viking, we only know there are from the north.With that lady in the back, I'm not to worried. Are you serious? That woman at the back looks like she could rip a man in half with her bare hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 ROBOTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Super Giant Werewolf Vampire Moneky Robot Nordic Pirate Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 We all know that Vikings were just proto-pirates. And pirates are friggin' awesome and a damn sight manlier than ninjas. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Elves. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Torn between ninja and viking.That was really biased,gimme a hot pirate chick so I'd actually be torn between all three. Also, [yt]duEbTzgl4f0[/yt] KOL'S NINJA PIRATE ZOMBIE ROBOT DANCE. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 ninjas disguised as pirates that pirate picture is way to adult rated I am offended yes the pirate one I didnt typo Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Torn between ninja and viking.That was really biased,gimme a hot pirate chick so I'd actually be torn between all three. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 OHHH [cabbage] SOMEONE MADE GRANNY T-REX ANGRAAAAH! catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Would have said pirates, but that picture has made me change my mind to ninjas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War_Junky_91 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Torn between ninja and viking.That was really biased,gimme a hot pirate chick so I'd actually be torn between all three. Also, KOL'S NINJA PIRATE ZOMBIE ROBOT DANCE. How about this? [yt]Jbq_1Wy70rE[/yt] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I was going to post this thread is everything wrong with off topic, then I saw the dino riders picture and my heart melted. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varda Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Robots. "Robots are better than ninjas and pirates put together", says so on my t-shirt. :notalk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Zombies. Congratulations you have completed your Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.You may now place him in your terrarium. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootlaboot Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 To the original question pirates. If had topencil in my own, THE AMISH. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Ninja vikings all the way. :thumbup: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Cowboys Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootlaboot Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Cowboys If your gonna post a cowboy picture, at least have some class and post John Wayne. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Cowboys [hide=][/hide] If your gonna post a cowboy picture, at least have some class and post John Wayne. [hide=][/hide] Pfft. Clint Eastwood could outshoot John Wayne anyday. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Cowboys [hide=][/hide] If your gonna post a cowboy picture, at least have some class and post John Wayne. [hide=][/hide] Pfft. Clint Eastwood could outshoot John Wayne anyday. That is blasphemy. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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