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Obscure thoughts: Deadly Grammar


armourdilo

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As we can see, people take a keen interest in what happens in the big, outside world. That's fine and all, but isn't it depressing? Isn't it distressing? It's always crisis this and controversy that! We never take the time to think about and discuss the tinier, fleeting thoughts - sure they're less significant, but they can be just as much of a revelation! It's these out-there thoughts that have shaped much of philosophy and wisdom-getting as much as the big events such as 9/11 and the holocaust have themselves. Now that you understand my contention behind posting this I'll begin.

 

 

 

If grammatical characters were able to be used as weapons or have weapons shaped in the likeness of them, which would be the deadliest? What would they be like? Would you use them? And so on...

 

 

 

Personally, I think the * would be rather deadly - it seems just like one of those ninja-death stars, it could be useful to have a couple asterisks if things got out of hand...

 

 

 

Ponder Away!

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Errr, wrong forum methinks. When I read the title I thought you were about to explain how a comma in a different place would seriously change the meaning of something... I would use Y as a throwing thingy though.

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µ is clearly the deadliest.

OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES

 

TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING

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Clearly a question mark is ideal here - it's in a hook shape anyway.

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He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,

and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

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You see, this thread bores me. It's fun to not be serious all the time, but when you purposely try your hardest not to we just end up with this. I enjoy emotion invoking arguments as well as the trivial threads, but this is to the extreme.

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My text armory.

 

 

 

@ - A whip.

 

 

 

# - Dual-wieldable portable waffle iron for faces.

 

 

 

$ - A blade that can be twirled in a way similar to a baton.

 

 

 

^ - A stud that can pierce armor and tear through flesh.

 

 

 

* - Shuriken. Only 10x better because it's internetz.

 

 

 

---> - Spear.

 

 

 

(`) - Frag grenade.

 

 

 

()=,==> - Flamethrower.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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My text armory.

 

 

 

@ - A whip.

 

 

 

# - Dual-wieldable portable waffle iron for faces.

 

 

 

$ - A blade that can be twirled in a way similar to a baton.

 

 

 

^ - A stud that can pierce armor and tear through flesh.

 

 

 

* - Shuriken. Only 10x better because it's internetz.

 

 

 

---> - Spear.

 

 

 

(`) - Frag grenade.

 

 

 

()=,==> - Flamethrower.

 

 

 

Lol, now make a shovel.

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