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Worst way to die

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What would be the worst way to die? Keep it PGish. Post your thoughts here.

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Being killed in an anticlimactic way, like slipping and falling off a balcony or choking on a snack.

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immolation. :ohnoes:

Drowning. From what I hear, that's really the worst way to go. Or by burning. Maybe hunger, it's much more protracted.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Drowning.

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heartbroken and alone

 

 

 

emotions & the mind can do so much more damage then physical pain can

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Probably impalement. The whole process of having a spear put through your [wagon] to dying could take weeks, with spear coming out of your mouth while you are still alive.

During sex

A 70 year old virgin who had starved close to death for many days before finally drowning... Wow I've got a horrible imagination... :wall:

 

But then again... I think I might get nightmares imagining what Denis said... :?

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Probably impalement. The whole process of having a spear put through your [wagon] to dying could take weeks, with spear coming out of your mouth while you are still alive.

 

Assuming the spear doesn't hit any vital organs on the way up, which that would be very hard to do. Unless you're being murdered by a trained blacksmith/weapons expert/medical expert who made the spear just for that purpose you'd die very early into impact.

Probably impalement. The whole process of having a spear put through your [wagon] to dying could take weeks, with spear coming out of your mouth while you are still alive.

 

Assuming the spear doesn't hit any vital organs on the way up, which that would be very hard to do. Unless you're being murdered by a trained blacksmith/weapons expert/medical expert who made the spear just for that purpose you'd die very early into impact.

 

 

 

I know, but apparently some people were unfortunate enough to go through what I've described. I've seen a whole documentary on impalements and torture in general.

During sex

 

Worst ways, not best.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

During sex

 

Worst ways, not best.

 

 

 

Well I just always liek to finish what I started :(

 

 

 

well then it's getting bitten by a spider, get an allergic reaction nd all that while taking a poo (you where goign to whipe it off you know) and they find you there in the toliet and wonder wth happened :lol:

If it's the most painful way to die, it's quite clear to go with the numerous medieval torture equipment, for example the Hanging Cage, Iron Maiden, and a device used to break every joint in the victims body, called The Wheel.

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If it's the most painful way to die, it's quite clear to go with the numerous medieval torture equipment, for example the Hanging Cage, Iron Maiden, and a device used to break every joint in the victims body, called The Wheel.

 

 

 

Or hanged, drowned & Quartered

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_dr ... _quartered

 

 

 

medieval punishments <3:

Thumbscrew, combined with a rack, followed by The wheel, followed by a long rest in the iron maiden.

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Crucifiction would be the worst if it was being done with the intent to make it awful. If you gave the person a platform so they would last a while, drove [bleep]es through their hands for pain(you tie arms since wrists won't hold weight) and set them out in the sun it would be awful.

 

 

 

eaten alive by something like rats that can't bite vital organs would be awful; something like a tiger wouldn't be as bad since they would bite a major artery pretty early on.

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Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

Getting your balls chopper off then going through a tiny meatgrinder, bit by bit.

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Falling. It's really my greatest fear in life. I was going through my old archives in my library when I found a TIME magazine from just after 9/11 with pictures of people jumping from the buildings. That would be the most terrible choice to make in the world: whether to burn alive or to jump eighty floors to your death. Neither sound better than the other, if you ask me.

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My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley

Getting your balls chopper off then going through a tiny meatgrinder, bit by bit.

 

Not just chopped off, cut with a piece of paper and then drenched in lemon and then chopped off. And then continue with the meatgrinder.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Getting your balls chopper off then going through a tiny meatgrinder, bit by bit.

 

Not just chopped off, cut with a piece of paper and then drenched in lemon and then chopped off. And then continue with the meatgrinder.

 

 

 

That made me cringe. Guess girls do know the best way to torture guys.

Wongtong I lawled at the woman killed by piss.

 

 

 

And having your eyeballs go through a meatgrinder hurts WAY worse then big, plump, sweaty, veiny, meaty, sticky testicles going through one. (Trust me I've had both happen.)

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