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For me, it would have to drowning or suffocation... I've always had a fear or things like that.

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I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but the persians had a method of killing people who really pissed them off (like a soldier who killed the king Cyrus) called the boats.

 

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The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within a face-to-face pair of narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks), with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.

Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.

 

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That is grotesquely brilliant. People back then were actually creative.

This, but with the addition of an extra hole being cut for your groin. And honey and fecal matter slathered all over that as well.

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I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but the persians had a method of killing people who really pissed them off (like a soldier who killed the king Cyrus) called the boats.

 

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The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within a face-to-face pair of narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks), with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.

Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.

 

(From wikipedia)

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That is grotesquely brilliant. People back then were actually creative.

This, but with the addition of an extra hole being cut for your groin. And honey and fecal matter slathered all over that as well.

 

Sounds like a normal Saturday night

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I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but the persians had a method of killing people who really pissed them off (like a soldier who killed the king Cyrus) called the boats.

 

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The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within a face-to-face pair of narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks), with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.

Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.

 

(From wikipedia)

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That is grotesquely brilliant. People back then were actually creative.

This, but with the addition of an extra hole being cut for your groin. And honey and fecal matter slathered all over that as well.

 

Sounds like a normal Saturday night

 

 

I would assume that they didn't do that simply because of the chance of the subject dying before his 2-3 weeks of agony were through.

 

That being said in certain ancient cultures (Siberian and inuits iirc) they had a slightly different method of execution. They would leave someone out for the mosquitoes/horse flies and feed/water them until they died of either blood loss or exposure. Then there's how they killed an English King (well a specifically horrible way) that is that they sodomized him with a red hot poker.

 

EDIT: Hrmm... [cabbage] is censored but sodomy isn't?

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Having your eyeballs removed, you nostrils removed, your ear drums destroyed, your vocal cords and tounge removed. Then being burned or dipped in acid or some other method enabling all of your nerves to be destroyed but leaving you alive. Then being put in a box and not be able to feel, hear, smell, see, or even taste anything and slowly die of thirst, starvation or lack of oxygen depending on whichever you find most horrifying.

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I think this thread could do with a bump.

 

It's amusing what you get to see on the news - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084 <- I don't imagine that to be particularly pleasant.

 

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[hide]A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

 

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

 

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

 

As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and laid him on his side, saving his life.

 

The accident happened at Opotiki on the North Island on Saturday.

 

Mr McCormack, who is 48, is still in hospital in the nearest town, Whakatane.

 

He said that doctors had told him they were surprised that his skin had not burst, as the compressed air - pumping into his body at 100lb/sq in - had separated fat from muscle.

 

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I was blowing up like a football... I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon”

 

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"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot.

 

"I was blowing up like a football... it felt like I had the bends, like in diving. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon," he told the local newspaper, the Whakatane Beacon.

 

He said his skin feels "like a pork roast", hard and crackly on the outside but soft underneath.

 

He credits his colleagues, especially Jason Wenham who put him on his side, with saving his life.

 

Mr Wenham, Ross Hustler and Robbie Petersen had lifted Mr McCormack off the brass nozzle which was still stuck in his body, and packed ice around his swollen neck until an ambulance arrived.

 

Doctors inserted a tube into his lungs to drain the fluid and cleared the wound in his buttock using what felt to him like a drill.

 

"That was the most painful part," he said.

 

"It's fair to say he's lucky to be alive, it was a potentially life-threatening situation," a hospital spokeswoman told AFP on Wednesday.

 

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Someone once told me that they know multiple people that have died from a splinter to the crotch. How did they die from a splinter? Because they were too damned embarrassed and stubborn to go to the doctor about it. So they died.

 

So yeah, death by pure unrestrained stupidity.

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Someone once told me that they know multiple people that have died from a splinter to the crotch. How did they die from a splinter? Because they were too damned embarrassed and stubborn to go to the doctor about it. So they died.

 

So yeah, death by pure unrestrained stupidity.

 

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Someone once told me that they know multiple people that have died from a splinter to the crotch. How did they die from a splinter? Because they were too damned embarrassed and stubborn to go to the doctor about it. So they died.

 

So yeah, death by pure unrestrained stupidity.

 

Natural selection at work.

How can you die from a splinter? Doesn't the body protect itself against it and it eventually falls off?

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Someone once told me that they know multiple people that have died from a splinter to the crotch. How did they die from a splinter? Because they were too damned embarrassed and stubborn to go to the doctor about it. So they died.

 

So yeah, death by pure unrestrained stupidity.

 

Natural selection at work.

 

pretty likely that they already had kids.

 

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Bugger... I've just read through this entire thread and constantly am getting chills up my back and I'm probably not gona be able to sleep well xD

 

Anyways... You've covered basically all the worst ways to die methinks o.O My hallmates and I had this cheery conversation and we agreed Burning and Drowning were the worst.

 

TBH I particularly cringe at the idea of having your throat slit >.< I know you'd be unconscious in a matter of seconds but I'd hate it D:

 

 

 

Also seeing as you were all talking about Medieval Stuffs - there's been cases of people skinned alive (happened in Worcester during Harthacnuts reign), Pushed onto spikes in cess pits and the Blood Eagle. DAT GORE <3:

 

Also during his moving speech in 1095 Pope Urban II used some terrible images of Saracens nailing Christians to a tree and tying part of their intestine to the back of a chariot.

 

(And before you ask - I'm doing a degree in Medieval Studies and it's friggin epic).

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Death via worst fear? So if I fell off a cliff I'd be pretty goddamn scared and then I'd just be liquid. Or massive spider attack... :shock:

 

Spiders carrying you off a million mile high cliff where flying spiders fed on you the whole way down as you crashed into a spiky rock floor filled with spiders?

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I was thinking.. if the best way to die is to have your heart stop after a good round of sex, wouldn't the worst be dieing right before a good round of sex?

 

But you wouldn't know if it was going to be good until afterwards...

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That jaw thing from the movie Saw where it rips open would be hectic. She didnt die but still that'd be scary as [bleep]. The teeth biting the gutter with a stomp to the back of the head from American History X would be not fun at all.

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Being tortured and killed slowly by someone you trust dearly. Et tu Brute?

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[hide=Byford Dolphin Diving bell accident]Although relatively painless and instantaneous, this is a rather... cruel and unusual death.

 

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[hide=BE WARNED: VERY GRAPHIC]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yfd_7jrnMk

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I'm sure most of you have heard of the Indian girl who lost her face from getting her braids caught in a lawn mower...

 

Well, here's what was her face:

 

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http://patrishka.wordpress.com/2008/07/21/human-face-transplant/

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