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5(+) Things you gotta do before you die.

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5) Kill someone. I'm not joking either. Now it would have to be someone who's completely horrible and absolutely deserves to die. Like a rapist or a pedophile. Someone who really deserves it. Also, I'm an atheist so I don't worry about the heaven or hell thing.

 

If you were to shoot Osama Bin Laden's face off I don't think God would be too upset :thumbup:

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5) Kill someone. I'm not joking either. Now it would have to be someone who's completely horrible and absolutely deserves to die. Like a rapist or a pedophile. Someone who really deserves it. Also, I'm an atheist so I don't worry about the heaven or hell thing.

 

If you were to shoot Osama Bin Laden's face off I don't think God would be too upset :thumbup:

Whose god?

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5) Kill someone. I'm not joking either. Now it would have to be someone who's completely horrible and absolutely deserves to die. Like a rapist or a pedophile. Someone who really deserves it. Also, I'm an atheist so I don't worry about the heaven or hell thing.

 

If you were to shoot Osama Bin Laden's face off I don't think God would be too upset :thumbup:

Whose god?

 

I think he lives in the North Pole and makes toys for children.

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Not in any order and I'm probably forgetting some good ones.

 

1. Get long dreads

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2. Travel around the world

3. Skydive

 

Can't really think of anymore right now. I might update in an hour or so.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

...see Rage live...

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...see Rage live...

 

Are they even touring anymore?

And lol, jaerk with dreads.. gross. :lol: Some guys look hot with dreads though.

 

1. Travel around the world, hopefully get to go to Japan and dress up as a KAWAII ASIAN.

2. Find a job that I enjoy

3. Make lots of people happy by being nice/doing other things for them

4. Break a bone by doing something crazy

5. Pull a publicity stunt that make people go "What the [bleep]?"

6. Streak

7. Do something ridiculously kinky. Just once. Or if I like it, more than once.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

...see Rage live...

 

Are they even touring anymore?

And lol, jaerk with dreads.. gross. :lol: Some guys look hot with dreads though.

 

1. Travel around the world, hopefully get to go to Japan and dress up as a KAWAII ASIAN.

2. Find a job that I enjoy

3. Make lots of people happy by being nice/doing other things for them

4. Break a bone by doing something crazy

5. Pull a publicity stunt that make people go "What the [bleep]?"

6. Streak

7. Do something ridiculously kinky. Just once. Or if I like it, more than once.

I've got a funny story that could fit into that catagory(nummer 7), I don't think it's appropriate to share though.

 

I'd like to be a hobo for a while. That'd be enjoyable.

I have a running list that grows every year... here are some I can think of right now:

 

- Get a tattoo.

- Try wingsuit base jumping or skydiving.

- Travel the world and stay in the most remote and/or interesting places I can (e.g. ice hotels underneath the Northern Lights).

- Try some of the scarcer psychedelics such as DMT, LSD and (pure) MDMA.

- Help invent, design or create something that significantly benefits science and/or humanity.

- Have a number of full-blown out-of-body experiences.

- Write a book.

- Learn to play the harmonica well.

- Listen to my favourite albums through a full set of 'audiophile' equipment (best possible quality speakers, headphones, record players, etc).

- Have a threesome with two gorgeous women.

1. Go rock climbing on a mountain.

2. Visit all of the famous ancient sites.

3. Invent something that benefits humanity.

4. Max out all stats on Runescape.

5. Drive in a racing car.

 

Just some random things that popped in my mind.

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5) Kill someone. I'm not joking either. Now it would have to be someone who's completely horrible and absolutely deserves to die. Like a rapist or a pedophile. Someone who really deserves it. Also, I'm an atheist so I don't worry about the heaven or hell thing.

 

I'm not sure I quite understand this one. Do you mean as in you want to take their life away for being a morally bad person, or that you're using as an excuse for killing someone? I am not judging you, just asking!

 

 

 

...see Rage live...

 

Are they even touring anymore?

 

 

Not currently, but they have said they want to keep touring...

 

As for 5 things, eh, I'll come back to this...

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5) Kill someone. I'm not joking either. Now it would have to be someone who's completely horrible and absolutely deserves to die. Like a rapist or a pedophile. Someone who really deserves it. Also, I'm an atheist so I don't worry about the heaven or hell thing.

I wish I could meet Roccodog25 in real life now.

He deserves to die.

 

Point is, if we killed all these idiots (like Rocco) people wouldn't be happy because family members might die and also people would campaign without actully knowing the people. So we leave it to people who we know will die to silences douchebags likee Rocco.

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5) Kill someone. I'm not joking either. Now it would have to be someone who's completely horrible and absolutely deserves to die. Like a rapist or a pedophile. Someone who really deserves it. Also, I'm an atheist so I don't worry about the heaven or hell thing.

See, I would think it to be the opposite, someone guilty of nothing (well, you know what I mean). You know, to get the full effect.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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One of the things I wanted to do was see Paramore live. I did, in March, and got lucky and actually met Hayley Williams.

 

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(blurry cos' it's from a video.)

 

I also want to see Flyleaf live, and I found out they're coming here in January to a music festival up north so I'm hoping to go to that.

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

1. Become a Die Hard villain IRL.

2. Learn Russian.

3. Cause a large explosion.

4. Completely send a heavily populated area into chaos.

5. Get away from police in an awesome way.

 

Actually, upon rereading that, 2-5 can be accomplished at the same time as 1.

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I should make one of these lists. Oh well, not at 1am.

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1. Shake the hand of Clint Eastwood.

2. Join NASA.

3. Contemplate the meaning of life.

4. Make an awesome snow fort.

5. Complete the Tour De France.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

1. Submerge (At least) my left arm in the Pacific Ocean

2. Submerge (At least) my right arm in the Atlantic Ocean

3. Submerge (At least) my head in the Arctic Ocean

4. Get the following tattoo: On my back, Pacific below my left shoulder, Atlantic below my right, Arctic at the base of my neck. "...from sea to sea to sea" on my upper back, in between the three.

5. Find something (Or someone) I am absolutely passionate about, and live the rest of my life for it.

 

6. Any other travels I do will be documented by a tattoo. I want to cover my entire body.

7. See the sun rise/set in every (Major) time zone.

8. Have a full conversation with someone without ever knowing their name.

9. Be a part of something like

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I plan on having 1 completed by the end of next summer, 2 either done that same summer, or the summer after. 3 I want to be done shortly after I've completed university, or at the latest a couple years after. 4 is going to be done concurrently with 1-3, but the final line won't be added until 1-3 are finished. 5-9 are things I'm going to do throughout my life.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

1. Write my bucket list.

2. Store my bucket list somewhere until I get extremely old.

3. Find my bucket list.

4. Do every last thing on my bucket list.

5. Die knowing I accomplished everything I wanted to do.

1. Learn German and Japanese fluently and visit respective countries.

2. Visit every Legoland in the world.

3. Learn to play bass guitar.

4. Get a CDL and private pilot's license (can't get a commercial one for the same reason Albel can't get into the Air Force - diabetes. but I don't want to get hijacked anyway)

5. Go skydiving.

 

Oh and getting married to somebody I really love would be a very good thing too.

 

Also the laying in a field at midnight is awesome, especially if you're with somebody who starts to act drunk after 10 o'clock.

 

(Progress on said goals: decently speak German, visited 1 Legoland and 1 'Discovery Center', saving up for a bass, have a normal driver's license)

I want to shoot at a police station (not hurt anyone) and go on a long distance car chase to see how long and how much police will chase me.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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1. Submerge (At least) my left arm in the Pacific Ocean

2. Submerge (At least) my right arm in the Atlantic Ocean

3. Submerge (At least) my head in the Arctic Ocean

4. Get the following tattoo: On my back, Pacific below my left shoulder, Atlantic below my right, Arctic at the base of my neck. "...from sea to sea to sea" on my upper back, in between the three.

5. Find something (Or someone) I am absolutely passionate about, and live the rest of my life for it.

 

6. Any other travels I do will be documented by a tattoo. I want to cover my entire body.

7. See the sun rise/set in every (Major) time zone.

8. Have a full conversation with someone without ever knowing their name.

9. Be a part of something like

.

 

I plan on having 1 completed by the end of next summer, 2 either done that same summer, or the summer after. 3 I want to be done shortly after I've completed university, or at the latest a couple years after. 4 is going to be done concurrently with 1-3, but the final line won't be added until 1-3 are finished. 5-9 are things I'm going to do throughout my life.

Thats a pretty sweet idea for a tattoo. I'd like to do some travelling after Uni and thought about getting a phrase tattoo'd in each of the languages in the countries I've visited around a design but I dunno, it's a work in progress I guess.

It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or below

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And I was thinking that to expand on the idea, i pretty much make my body a globe, and try to visit every ocean and sea, and go into it. Then get the name of the ocean/sea tattooed in the appropriate place. Then if the career I choose doesn't care so much about professionalism, expand on that with drawings. Something I want to do is have each tattoo done at the place of the memory, so that the meaning is even more embedded in the tattoo. That's one of the only two rules I'm going to decide on tattoos by, it has to be meaningful, and it needs to be somewhere that is discreet and where the skin won't sag so much with age, hence upper back for my ideas.

 

And I could've sworn that "From sea to sea to sea" was either from a quote of Sir John A. Macdonald (Canada's first Prime Minister), or Psalm 72:8 (The reason Canada is the Dominion of Canada): "He shall have dominion also from sea to sea, and from the river unto the ends of the earth.". Apparently there is no real quote that is "From sea to sea to sea", however I'll still stick to it. I also found out that Canada's motto is "A Mari usque ad Mare", which means "From sea to sea". If I learn French fluently enough, I may also add to the tattoo and put in the French translation of "From sea to sea to sea".

 

And I plan on doing travelling just before university, and either studying in BC, or if I can't get into an engineering program in BC, backpacking/hitchhiking it back from there home, as two of my friends already plan on making a road trip out to Vancouver to go to university there.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

1 . Get to the k2 summit

2. Fight professionally in the ring

3. Learn parkour Fully

4. Go backpacking

5. Skydive

Veni vidi vici

I came, I saw, I conquered

 

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I wouldn't have to worry, I'd just ask a friend to bless my grave. =).

Stop referencing such a terrible game.

 

I still have one major goal: At least hope I can finish college and find a job at one point.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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