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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. you find out I live in canada, toronto. I stop useing it for my advantage.

 

 

 

I wish that I lived in hell.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted, but you can only get dial-up

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my school burnt down overnight....

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Granted. you were in school at that time... :ohnoes: they recognise you by your dental records.

 

 

 

I wish I could fly

granted, you get sucked into a jet engine...

 

 

 

 

 

i wish school wouldn't be mandatory

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Granted, you leave early and work in MacDonald's flipping burgers for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish I was back in bed.

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Granted, you're back in A bed............Of [bleep]es! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish he was on fire too

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

Granted. so are you. guess things didn't work out with the two of you in bed.... :oops: [this joke was blatantly stolen from someone on off topic. don't kill me]

 

 

 

I wish that I didnt' steal stuff like this.

granted, you borrow it without asking...

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i couldn't fly...

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Now you can't jump :D

 

 

 

I wish for cupcakes..

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95/99 Summoning

95/99 Slayer

 

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Granted. Silver Wits makes you evil cupcakes of doom.. when you eat one you fall in love with the first person you see... except for Silver Wits. :?

 

 

 

I wish I could make cupcakes that would make people fall in love with me <3:

Sadly enough, you can only make pancakes that do that :P

 

 

 

I wish I pass physics #-o

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95/99 Summoning

95/99 Slayer

 

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Granted. you get 51%

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that people wouldn't laugh at my 68% i got in Physics.. [everyone in that class wanted over 70..]

granted, but they laugh at all your other grades...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything...

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Granted. you;re a know it all.. you turn into hermione granger. :?

 

 

 

I wish I could turn into hermione granger as well.. <3:

you do turn into hermione granger....but then noone likes you cos ur a know-it-all and eventually that werewolf eats you :thumbsup:

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WOOT! I can't decide whether to play Kingdom Hearts 2 or RuneScape. Because Kingdom Hearts 2 is AWESOME!. But Runescape is an MMORPG.

 

WHY CAN'T I DECIDE? WHY WHY WHY!

Umm... You're supposed to say your wish now...

 

 

 

Anyway.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a better monitor, this one is complete crap.

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granted, but it explodes, and YOU DIE!!

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't in school at the moment

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

wish granted, however ur in jail.

 

 

 

i wish for my 3 seconds of my life back

Granted, however you waste 5 seconds reading how I granted you this wish.

 

 

 

I wish for music that gives me eargasms.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

Granted but then you realize just how nasty they are.

 

 

 

I wish I had a less sick sense of humor.

Granted, you lost your sense of humour.

 

 

 

I wish I was eaten by a lesser demon.

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Granted but it only eats your leggs and now you are forced to watch re-runs of Rosie O'Donald's talk show with it for all eternity.

 

 

 

I wish that every link on the internet would lead people to a rick roll.

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If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.

Granted. The internet sucks now.

 

 

 

I wish you would not click...

 

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Granted.. I didn't click.

 

 

 

I wish that i knew what was in that hidden clicky.

Granted. You just lost the game.

 

 

 

I wish I could win the game.

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