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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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n00b... i Pwnz0r uR 1n6Li5H!!

 

 

 

I Wish for a girl like you

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We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.

Please don't elect this man for president in 2012

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted. lenin64 is actually 604 pounds.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an exttra 1000 pounds.

Granted, it's a 1000 lb bomb under your bed. Say goodnight, Gracie.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a megameter.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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granted, but I beat you over the head with a megametre of steel, then a hobo urinates on you

 

 

 

I wish for a conundrum

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted. however it confounds you. :-#

 

 

 

I wish that I was a loser. :roll:

Granted, but....hmm, reality's tough to corrupt....

 

 

 

I wish that were funnier than it really is.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Sorry, can't be done. :|

 

 

 

I wish I could've thought up a corruption that was actually a corruption, instead of a cop-out.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Granted, but the corruption doesn't amount to much.

 

 

 

Wow, I haven't used Forum Games in a while. I wish that I'd used Forum Games sooner.

Granted, but the shine wears off even quicker and you leave again.

 

 

 

I wish for a huge 9,000lb bear a-la Condemned 2.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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granted, it's a model...

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a better CPU...

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granted. it runs away from you because it;'s too good for you. :-#

 

 

 

i wish i had wizzy;s cpu.

Grante, but it tramples you to death as it runs away because it's still too good.

 

 

 

I wish for a brick of lead.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted. it's surgically installed in your stomach... :wall:

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't know people that needed a bypass of any kind in their bodies.

granted, they die and are erased from you memory...(un)fortunately, you lost the rest of it too...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a best wireless...

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... A WIRELESS ROBOT THAT IS THE BEST AT KILLING YOU. Rgr.

 

 

 

I wish that my avatar and signature didn't get b&. Srsly.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Granted, but you are forced to use a signature full of pretty flowers and faeries.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a wish that couldn't be wished by any other person doing a wish by me.

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You have a wish that couldn't be wished by any other person doing a wish by you. But you only had 1 wish and u already used it. :-#

 

 

 

I wish I could fly. And i didn't get hit by an airplane. :(

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CLICK ME.

If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise

 

 

angel2w.gifThank you Hawkxs For the awesome siggy!

Granted, but you end up flying so high, you run out of oxygen and die.

 

 

 

I wish that Tip.it has more smilies.

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Granted, but then the smilies from all the other websites come and attack you with spam for making [developmentally delayed]ed smilies, and killing you in anger.

 

 

 

I wish Killer didnt wish for a stupid wish :lol: :P :P

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Granted. But now everyone calls you emo and tries to cut your wrists for you.

 

 

 

I wish there were no more Chavs in teh world #-o

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Rgr, they all just changed their stereotypical name to Gangstadawgs and moved to Adelaide to annoy the Tasmanians. Yes, Adelaide was found by Tasmanians who swam to the mainland. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

 

 

 

I wish people really would trust me when I say I'm a doctor.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Granted, but you end up killing millions of people because you claimed that cancer isn't dangerous. You then get sued for billions of dollars.

 

 

 

I wish that I could walk down the boulevard of broken dreams.

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Granted, but the boulevard never ends and you end up dying from exhaustion.

 

 

 

I wish someone didn't post after me.

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not granted. too bad.

 

 

 

i wish it was friday today. and it is!! so i win the game (and you lose it)

 

 

 

 

 

(the game.)

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