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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. Your post was EPIC PH14L

 

 

 

I really wish that I could become one of them (whoever catches the reference gets eternal praise for being awesome, that's right!).

OH S***! He/she/it is back!

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted. I don't get the reference.

 

 

 

I wish I could...pk in runescape and win? :wall:

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Granted, but then you lag out and end up getting killed by a chicken

 

 

 

I wish I was perplexed

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted; you now do not know your name.

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Veni, vidi, vici - Julius Caesar

Consider your missing wish corrupted.

 

 

 

I wish everyone posting on this thread remembered to leave a wish.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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Granted, but then Molly decides to share her twin with you and you get non-stop Molly randoms whenever you try to play Runescape.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have class in an hour and a half.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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Granted, but then Molly decides to share her twin with you and you get non-stop Molly randoms whenever you try to play Runescape.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have class in an hour and a half.

 

Granted I wish it wasn't raining out side now that I got to go and wait for the school bus hom

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Granted, it's now hailing

 

 

 

I wish for a toaster

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted but it burns everything

 

 

 

 

 

I was I could be invincible.

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Granted, but you're not immortal, so you die of cancer

 

 

 

I wish for fish

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

The fish is rancid.

 

 

 

I wish for a soft foam cube to large to choke on but to small to get crushed by.

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted but its alive and is very cute and can never get wet ever or it dies and you die too.

 

 

 

I wish the next poster gets a trillion dollars if they get the foam cube wet.

Granted.

 

But I use the money to reform a Bailout! (yay?)

 

 

 

I wish I hadz a mudkipz. =P~

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

granted. The mudkipz all run away 5 seconds later.

 

I wish I had pwned at my speech tourney today.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted, but a disgruntled competitor beats you to death with a radish.

 

 

 

I wish for a piece of the moon.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but I steal it, then beat you to death with a radish.

 

see below post

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Your leadership skills were so great at the speech, that you accidentally convince everyone that you want ot start a brutal authoritarian empire. This causes everyone to overthrow all world governments, and crowning you world ruler. Jealous of your power, Paris Hilton assasinates you, and becomes ruler. She forces everyone to wear pink, but soon runs out of resources to color the clothes. She orders factories to start using oil colors. When the new clothes get wet, the colors run and sink into everyones pores and stain their skin, and evolving into an actual part of the skin, and a dominant gene in every new child. Everyone's skin is now made of this paint. It is soon realized that this paint, now their skin, would chip and sag in the sunlight, literally melting the skin off of their bodies. This forces them to live underground, in an elaborate network of tunnels all leading to an underground city.

 

 

 

Way to go, you doing well at your speech has forced humanity into hiding underground.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a cookie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: GODDMANIT! Why did you post after I typed all that lol....

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

You get a giant cookie for all of that! :thumbsup:

 

I'm not even going to corrupt that, if someone else wants to kill it, go ahead

 

I wish no one would corrupt that.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Everyone including pingo goes corrupt!

 

I wish 9/11 never hapened

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Granted, but the plane hits your house instead.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, but it dies.

 

 

 

I wish I had butterscotch pudding.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
17

 

blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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Granted. I eat it.

 

I wish that response had been more original.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted, but after that post you never think of anything original again.

 

 

 

I wish for cheese.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, But its the cheese form the pass the cheese thread, so you lose it straight away.

 

 

 

I wish the person under me gets a cookie.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

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