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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted. A bunch of the girls you know find out about it and think you've been looking through their clothes and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a master card player and could see other peoples' hands by looking at their eyes.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, but you get arrested for going into changing rooms and being a pervert

 

 

 

I wish I wished that i could remember what I wshed for to wish as wishes are a sign of satans wishes........................

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Granted. You take over the Iranian government only to get super power-hungry and end up getting shot in the head by a sniper.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would always tell the (whole) truth and nothing but the truth (as in, it's impossible to tell event he smallest lie) and people would always believe it.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted. Have fun in the chaotic world you've created!

 

 

 

I wish to know what happens after someone dies.

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Granted. You die.

 

 

 

I wish to have telekinetic abilities.

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granted...... however they are so powerful you cannot control them and you end up ripping the earth in half killing yourself and everything on the planet.

 

 

 

i wish for the person that answers my wish to be unable to corrupt it and that i could control reality and have the brain capacity to use that control without killing myself.

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Granted. You now own an apple.

 

 

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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Good to be gone :)

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Granted, but the chocobo eats you.

 

 

 

I wish I had friends.

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You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Granted, but the chocobo eats you.

 

 

 

I wish I had friends.

 

 

 

Granted, you're now friends with a cannibal, but he eats you

 

 

 

I wish there where no revernants

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Granted, but now you can pk everywhere and you keep getting owned.

 

 

 

I wish the next poster would be an idiot.

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Granted, but the change of the past wipes you off earth.

 

 

 

I wish... Hm?

 

I wish this topic to be deleted right now.

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Granted, your life, or lack thereof, no longer has meaning and you kill yourself from boredom.

 

 

 

I wish it would rain puppies.

 

 

 

Your wish is granted, but they all have rabies, they bite you and you all die

 

 

 

I wish Jmods where wieldable

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Granted, but when you attack someone with a special (self-destruct) you die, although you kill everyone you can see on your screen.

 

 

 

I wish :thumbup:

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Granted, you are kicked from the game, but then you see this:

 

 

 

RULE 1: You are playing The Game.

 

RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.

 

RULE 3: Loss must be announced.

 

 

 

I wish to ascend to godhood.

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Granted but you only are a god in your mind.

 

 

 

I wish to have a 50 dollar bill

 

granted, but then inflation hits and your 50 cannot even buy you a soda

 

 

 

i wish for dclaws

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i wish for dclaws

 

Granted, But you are skulled and have no prayer when you have them. You are them killed and lose them.

 

 

 

I wish for pie.

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