Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Tip.It Forum

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

Featured Replies

Granted, now the foundations of your house is unstable and you die.

 

 

 

I wish for the ability to see through anything.

  • Replies 9.5k
  • Views 447.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. A bunch of the girls you know find out about it and think you've been looking through their clothes and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a master card player and could see other peoples' hands by looking at their eyes.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Granted but since I have no idea what you're talking about, nothing happens.

 

 

 

I still wish for the ability to see through anything. (someone else reply please?)

Granted. You are turned into a puppy.

 

/wtf

 

 

 

I wish I had control over all computer sytems of the Iranian government.

LOTRjokesigedition-1.png

Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Granted. You take over the Iranian government only to get super power-hungry and end up getting shot in the head by a sniper.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would always tell the (whole) truth and nothing but the truth (as in, it's impossible to tell event he smallest lie) and people would always believe it.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Granted. Have fun in the chaotic world you've created!

 

 

 

I wish to know what happens after someone dies.

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

Lielac.png

Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

Granted. You die.

 

 

 

I wish to have telekinetic abilities.

savormix.gif
R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

granted...... however they are so powerful you cannot control them and you end up ripping the earth in half killing yourself and everything on the planet.

 

 

 

i wish for the person that answers my wish to be unable to corrupt it and that i could control reality and have the brain capacity to use that control without killing myself.

Melencholy.png


Questcape first achieved: Sept 20, 2009
99 agility march 11th 2010

99 Magic - some point in 2012

Granted. Someone else kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I owned Apple.

17175_s.gif

[spoiler=Quotes]

Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

Granted. You now own an apple.

 

 

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

savormix.gif
R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

Granted. You get caught and eaten.

 

 

 

I wish I had a chocobo.

17175_s.gif

[spoiler=Quotes]

Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

Granted, but the chocobo eats you.

 

 

 

I wish I had friends.

35bvvh1.png

[hide=Quotes]

Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

[/hide]

[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

Granted, but the chocobo eats you.

 

 

 

I wish I had friends.

 

 

 

Granted, you're now friends with a cannibal, but he eats you

 

 

 

I wish there where no revernants

Granted, but now you can pk everywhere and you keep getting owned.

 

 

 

I wish the next poster would be an idiot.

savormix.gif
R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

Granted. Wait, damnit.

 

 

 

I wish they never made a fourth Indiana Jones film.

2v8sgvs.png

Granted, but the change of the past wipes you off earth.

 

 

 

I wish... Hm?

 

I wish this topic to be deleted right now.

savormix.gif
R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

Granted, your life, or lack thereof, no longer has meaning and you kill yourself from boredom.

 

 

 

I wish it would rain puppies.

LOTRjokesigedition-1.png

Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Granted, your life, or lack thereof, no longer has meaning and you kill yourself from boredom.

 

 

 

I wish it would rain puppies.

 

 

 

Your wish is granted, but they all have rabies, they bite you and you all die

 

 

 

I wish Jmods where wieldable

Granted, but when you attack someone with a special (self-destruct) you die, although you kill everyone you can see on your screen.

 

 

 

I wish :thumbup:

savormix.gif
R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

Your wish will not compute, resulting in the self destruct of your head :(

 

 

 

I wish that i can not lose "THE GAME"

Granted, you are kicked from the game, but then you see this:

 

 

 

RULE 1: You are playing The Game.

 

RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.

 

RULE 3: Loss must be announced.

 

 

 

I wish to ascend to godhood.

savormix.gif
R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

Granted but you only are a god in your mind.

 

 

 

I wish to have a 50 dollar bill

 

granted, but then inflation hits and your 50 cannot even buy you a soda

 

 

 

i wish for dclaws

29bc22o.png

[hide=drops]10 black masks, 39 dragon boots, 21 whip, 9 dark bow, 7 dragon legs, 8 mauls, 3 dragon left half, 2 dragon spear, 2 hexcrest, 1 kbd heads, 10 dragon med, 2 R ammy, 2 granite legs, 1 bandos boots , 1 bandos hilt , 1 bandos chestplate, 1 saradomin sword(ls), 2 dragon claws(ls)(solo)[/hide]

[hide=Viralaether's guide to Mac use]1) take your mac

2) drop it off your roof

3) ??????

4) Profit![/hide]1/7/9 quest cape ||| 5/6/9 all diaries ||| 7/14/9 300 rank MA ||| 4998th to 99 summoning on 2/27/10

Create an account or sign in to comment

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.