Granted, but it's now even more incorrect wording.

 

I wish Superman would fly to my home and give me something.

Granted, he gives you a black eye.

 

I wish that I could have worthwhile things to do.

Granted, even though they're worthwhile in the end, they are still frustrating. You didn't ask for comfortable things.

 

I wish everyone would dedicate their lives into worshiping me.

Granted, but the worship strength is only to that of knowing you're there. That way, every serial killer wants to rip you to pieces for the fun and fame.

 

I wish I could fly and have instantaneous regenerative healing.

Granted, when you fall from 3000 feet straight into the ground, instantaneous regenerative healing doesn't do much, even if it does you go into the ground until you reach the core and spend the rest of your days in over 5000 degree celcieus heat regenerating only to burn again.

 

I wish that I could have a skelatal structure made of metal and healing powers like that of Wolverine.

Granted, but you end up regretting existing due to it, as it causes you to live for hundreds of years. This causes you to outlive your current family tree, as well as outlive families which you build many times. :(

 

 

Now, I wish we could all quit thinking of wishes that beg such sadistic replies. That wish above is the first one I've been able to reply to in a while without feeling absolutely sick to my stomach. And yes, I've had to skip many chances to reply and post directly because of this issue. :wacko:

 

 

~D. V. "Wanting less morbidity..." Devnull

Granted, instead all replies become sarcastic.

 

I wish that I could have the ability to heal any wound I suffered.

Granted, but you can't heal anything else on your body, so when you get hurt elsewhere your power doesn't work.

 

I wish some retarded game designer would laugh his ass off.

Granted, he does it at the thought of some retarded game designer laughing his ass off.

 

I wish that I could have a new school for a few days at least.

Granted. You learn nothing and have wasted a few days.

 

I wish to be fluent in multiple languages.

Granted, you are fluent in multiple dead languages no one uses anymore.

 

I wish I could buy the bat mobile. Then I'd drive it. It's way cooler than the car I have now. :shades:

Granted, you get one of the crappy extras that never moved from the orginal.

 

I wish that I didn't need sleep for more that one hour per every 24.

Granted, but you end up finding out that it isn't enough sleep to avoid going psychotic. :(

 

 

As for me, I wish I had a Temporal Undo Button... Sometimes, my own stupidity has shockwaves. -.-

 

 

~Mr. D. V. "The phrase 'Bad Day' is beyond an understatement right now." Devnull

Granted, but you undo something you don't want undone, and there is no redo button. Even though it just temporal it still takes a long time to be redone.

 

I wish for a powerful pwnage weapon. Which I can use the pwn the pwners. :twisted:

It backfires and kills you.

 

 

I wish that some people didn't piss me off so much.

Granted, they make you sad instead.

 

I wish the final volume of DuckTales would be released on DVD or Blu-Ray already, I'm sick of waiting. <_<

Granted, but somebody screwed up and instead of DuckTales, you get Duck Tails.

 

I wish to lose 10 pounds.

You lose £10 and I find it.

 

 

I wish for someone to post on the 'Largest Contributor Wins' thread.

Granted, but that person makes something so impossibly hard that nobody replies to that thread again for 24 hours.

 

I wish for an extra computer monitor I can use to connect to my current one and I can watch a movie in that monitor while playing RuneScape.

Granted, the extra monitor isn't able to play movies and your current computer breaks

 

I wish to die!

Granted, you die in the most boring way possible.

 

I wish Thor from the movie Thor would be my father.

Granted, he kills you in a drunken rage.

 

I wish that I could lose 10 pounds of body weight.

You lose 10 pounds of body weight, and to celebrate you take a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

 

 

I wish that sometimes the cute girl that I randomly speak to irl offered me contact info.

Granted, she gives you her emergency contact info. (numbers of people to contact if she is in an emergency)

 

I wish that I could get into a freaking boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

Granted, you get four boyfriends and four girlfriends. All which want you bad.

 

Good luck explaining that to your other boyfriends and girlfriends.

 

I wish the next time I drive into the nature some meteor would hit me and give me and my car superpowers.