Granted. Both of your parents are transgender, and they both transitioned shortly after you were born. The corrupt part is that it most likely wasn't what you wanted from the wish.

 

I wish I could beat the Four Kings in Dark Souls.

Granted, you gain the ability to defeat only them, no other enemies in any other game ever.

 

I wish I wasn't so afraid of socializing.

Granted, you socialize with a killer who kills you.

 

I wish Naive would send me a personal message with a photo of how he looks like in real life. Really, I'm curious.

Granted. The file is intercepted by the CIA and they arrest you for solicitation and stalking.

 

I wish I had an ALG to cuddle with

Granted, but due to the horrible improper grammar considering the abbreviation (a local guy is ALG, you said an ALG) ALG doesn't wish to cuddle.

 

I wish that I could read thoughts that are currently going through someone's mind. And only when I want and with one person at a time.

Granted, you can now read your own thoughts.

 

I wish I could eat donuts guilt-free

Granted, you no longer feel guilt but still gain weight.

 

I wish that people didn't leave things so open.

Granted, everyone, including you, get amnesia so they have nothing to leave open now.

 

I wish that whenever whoever posts next drives his/her car next time s/he would drive into a blackhole and never be heard from again.

Granted, I enjoy my new home where anything can happen and no one can pester me about showing them IRL pics.

 

I wish I didn't feel sick in the mornings

Granted, you feel sick before going to bed instead.

 

I wish for a pendant of driving in real life and it would work exactly the same as the pendants in RuneScape. Then I'd wear it while driving my car next time.

Granted, but you end up with someone else's car crashing into your car because all of the stats on your Pendant Of Driving were far from being high enough. This prevented you from being out of the way in time, and made it so you sensed the possible crash far too late to do anything about it. As you can imagine, trouble with car insurance and hospitals ensued. :eek:

 

 

I wish I hadn't had the nightmare last night that allowed me to answer BlazeTMF's post so easily. :?

 

 

~D. V. "Talk about weird links, eh?" Devnull

Granted. You instead have the nightmare every waking moment of your life.

 

I wish my dad would see sense when I tell him Macs suck

Granted, now everyone thinks Macs suck.

 

I wish I could transfer items from RuneScape into real life. Then I'd cook lobsters, sharks, pineapple pizzas, curries and other food in RuneScape whenever it's dinner time. I don't have to put effort into cooking in real life.

Granted, gold prices plummet because of the influx. Along with that all items on Runescape now cost at least 100k because people are constantly taking things out of Runescape.

 

I wish that I could win this football game Saturday.

Granted, you win!

Moments afterward the team mascot falls on top of you in his excitement to congratulate you, and you suffocate under the sweat-matted fur

 

I wish I didn't require sleep.

 

Granted, now everyone thinks Macs suck.

I fail to see how this corrupts the wish in any way, Macs do suck

Granted, you don't require sleep but you still feel tired anyway.

 

I wish that I could have more fun corrupting wishes.

Granted, you now have so much fun that you break the rules and don't care. Eventually you get banned from this website.

 

Granted, gold prices plummet because of the influx. Along with that all items on Runescape now cost at least 100k because people are constantly taking things out of Runescape.

 

Doesn't really bother me, I can still make the food myself in RuneScape without buying anything.

 

I wish to become extremely famous for something I didn't do and the person who really did it would become homeless.

Granted. Someone eventually finds out the truth and it ends rather abruptly. Still, you're famous for cheating your way into ruining a man's life (And later your life and the lives of everyone associated with you), so there's that.

 

I wish I could remember the rest of the last couple of dreams I had.

Granted, you remember all the dreams you have. Unfortunately you can only think of all of them at once, so your mind blows.

 

I wish for a special screen that I can use to spy on someone else's life without anyone ever knowing. Then I'd spy on a 24 year old Japanese girl.

You can now spy on this japanese "girl." However, she's obese and transgendered - by transgendered I mean she wants to be a guy, and gets the operation shortly after you start spying on her. Also, you have to watch the operation because [bleep] you.

 

I wish I had a pet, tame dragon that loved me.

granted, your pet dragon devours your entire neighborhood prompting the national anti dragon league to murder your dragon and mount its head on their wall.

 

 

I wish for a good night sleep.

Granted, you sleep for eternity.

 

I wish for an elevator that leads to a darker world, then I'd trick a lot of people into using that elevator by lying to them where the elevator leads to. :twisted:

Granted. Eventually somebody figures out the truth and spreads it, so the only people that use it are goths and people that like the dark. They're huge fans though, and the darker world develops an incredible nightlife.

 

Plus, there's nothing stopping people from taking the elevator back up to the normal world.

 

I wish I didn't come up with the pun in the middle of this thing.

Granted. Puns no longer exist. The world becomes a much happier place.

 

I wish I had a lightsaber and jedi skills. And force lightning. All the force lightning.

Granted, however you're not the most powerful jedi, Luke Skywalker challenges you to a battle and wins it so you die.

 

I wish I could eat my own brain.