September 23, 201213 yr Wish granted. Now you're dead because your brain was eaten. I wish I had nun-chuck skills and computer hacking skills. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
September 23, 201213 yr Granted. You're good with an axe (But only for destroying technology) and your nun-tossing skills are peerless. I wish the Fire Emblem games let you do this. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 23, 201213 yr Granted, you accidentally use your Lord as live ammunition and he/she dies I wish Tyrion Lannister was real Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 23, 201213 yr Granted. But now you think he's a horrible little man who killed his father and nephew. I wish I had an indestructible robot that would follow my commands, to the spirit of that which I ask for. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
September 23, 201213 yr Granted, but he misunderstands you. For example when you ask him to clean up your house he makes your items vanish. Also, he's a terrible cook. I wish to live in a world where everyone is a kid and people would remain kids in that world for eternity.
September 24, 201213 yr granted, everything falls apart because kids have very short arms i wish all stupid people were shoved into a hole they couldn't get out of Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, unfortunately it includes you. Everyone is stupid in some way. I wish for the inability to choose the wrong answer at a quiz show, then I'd enter one where the award for getting all answers right is at least million dollars.
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, you enter a contest where the right answer is actually the wrong answer. You fail miserably. I wish for a cheeseburger Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 24, 201213 yr granted, wrong kind of cheese i wish everyone in the known universe was happy. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, however the universe you know is a computer generated delusion. I wish for making a very important discovery that progressed mankind by several thousand years. 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h)
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, however someone else lies about making that discovery and gets all the fame and credit, and since he's smart, you can't prove that you really did it.
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, despite your lack of a wish, you fall into a sewer hole, fulfilling your dreams of being rich (from the insurance payout) but cannot spend it 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h)
September 24, 201213 yr I wish Arnold Schwarzenegger was my next door neighbor and a very good friend of mine.
September 24, 201213 yr Granted. You're now Californian, and you get in trouble for not following our gun laws. I wish for two more wishes. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, you receive a book entitled "Two More Wishes" The quality is on par with "50 Shades of Grey" I wish I never got acne Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 24, 201213 yr Granted. You have a unibrow instead. I wish I had ALL THE LADIES. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, but they all kick you in the middle and walk away. This forces you to get a sex change, because your male parts in your middle no longer function properly and you're already singing soprano due to the damage. :shock: I wish the world's economy would be a lot better than it currently is. :pray: ~D. V. "Off the extremes..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
September 24, 201213 yr The economy for most of the world is fine, but you're horribly in dept and are probably about to have half your possessions repossessed. I wish I had sword fighting skills. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, you didn't wish for "good" swordfighting skills so you get horrible ones. Maybe next time you should remember to put in a word that's needed. I wish for robot.
September 24, 201213 yr Granted, she's actually the T1000 and kills you I wish for soda Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 25, 201213 yr Granted. You now have a computer chip in your possession but still have your ordinary human brain. I wish I didn't get such sad feels every night Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 25, 201213 yr Granted, you get angry feels every night instead. I wish for a fountain of youth in my garden, then I'd drink from it every day.
September 25, 201213 yr Granted. However drinking it every day causes you to grow younger, and since you drink it every day you eventually turn into an eternal baby. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
September 25, 201213 yr The genie doesn't know what you want so he grants you the ability to shit fire. However, your body is not fire proof so next time you're at the bathroom you shit fire and are seriously injured because of it. I wish for a huge roller coaster in my garden that wouldn't break, stop working or anything like that. Then I'd ride it at least once a day.
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