Granted. An elephant lands on you to stop you from botching it.

 

I wish I found the right woman for me. So very ronery.

Granted, she loves you so much that she never will leave you alone.

 

I wish I could customize my slayer assignments in RuneScape.

Granted but you only get two choices, grifalroos and scarabites.

 

I wish I hadn't lost interest in Rs while closer to maxing than I've ever been

Granted. You have huge interesting in RS, and suddenly find yourself with lvl 120 dg, lvl 99 in all other stats except one. Then Jagex releases 120 in all skills and that's now the maxed cape req. GG.

 

I wish someone would make be a sandwich. A edible and in no way poisoned or tainted sandwich.

Granted, it tastes horrible.

 

I wish for a huge caramel cake. Then I'd save it til my birthday which is November 26.

Granted. It doesn't keep for that long.

 

I wish I could think of a better wish than this.

You think of the most epic wish in the world, but because it gets corrupted it causes thousands to suffer and die.

 

...

 

Holy shit that was dark. I wish I came up with a less dark response.

Granted. Except you get an even darker corruption, causing you to go mad and kill everyone.

 

I wish I had some ice cream

Granted, but Jackie Chan comes along and swaps it out for some V8 Juice. :D

 

 

I wish I had instead come up with something I could have put to Freddie Wong's name. :rolleyes:

 

 

~D. V. "And the emotes/smileys just keep coming..." Devnull

Granted. You come up with the idea that Freddie Wong came and ate his ice cream. But now you've made Freddie Wong mad, so you are cursed that whenever you try to eat ice cream, he will show up and eat it, then disappear.

 

I wish I had a pet squid. Preferably a giant one, with an even gianter-tank to put it in.

granted, for some reason a sperm whale appears in the tank and they have a giant fight...wait that isnt a bad thing that would be awesome. i wish that too

 

 

 

i wish i could figure out a way to corrupt the last wish

Granted, but the wish gets corrupted before you get a chance to do so and you can't for the life of you figure out how to corrupt that poster's wish.

 

I wish that genies weren't opposed to meta-wishes.

Granted. The fourth wall breaks down and this thread breaks the laws of time and space, causing the universe to simultaneously explode and implode.

 

I wish I had a giant beast I could ride around town that has the size and speed of a car.

Granted, everyone runs away from the beast, and eventually it eats you.

 

I wish for a hand that's made out of steel. And by that I mean MY hand. You know the one that's on my body.

Granted, it is like the one Wormtail gets in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and straggles you.

 

I wish that I could be better at the things I strive for.

Granted, but you find yourself tired enough to sleep before you can eat dinner, every evening from now on. :o

 

 

I wish I could really hold both the "Ultimate Question To Life, The Universe, And Everything" and the "Ultimate Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything" in my head at the same time without any ill effects occurring at all to anyone/everyone/anything/everything... And no, you can't take your pick on that, because all the parts apply simultaneously. If you're wondering why I want this, let's just say I have want/need of a better view of the big picture of existence itself... :ugeek:

 

 

~Mr. D. V. "I know... I'm probably asking for too much." Devnull

Granted, the question is no longer relevant as nobody cares.

 

Also, on that corruption, I wouldn't mind that a bit.

 

I wish for a way to become more organised.

Granted. A filing cabinet falls on your head.

 

I wish for the novel "Two More Wishes" by A Local Guy

Granted, but you don't like the book at all.

 

I wish for an awesome narrator of my life who always has something interesting to say and never is boring or annoying.

Granted, you've rediscovered your own thoughts.

 

I wish I wasn't always so hungry.

Granted. You're that hungry incredibly frequently, but not constantly.

 

I wish I had a poem to analyze for this essay I'm supposed to write.

Granted, but the lyrics suck.

 

I wish I could hear with my eyes and see with my ears.

Granted. Due to the positioning of your new "eyes," your depth perception is completely gone, and you crab walk right off a cliff thinking you still had room to walk.

 

I wish all actions in the world were punctuated by a sound effect bubble, a la comics of old.

Granted, you go nuts when every time you try to type something "click, click, click" pops up around you.

 

I wish that I could have the time to do everything I wanted in a day.

Granted. The day never ends. It is eternal.

 

I wish I had an iron man suit. One that was tailored to suit me.