Someone does and they instill a virus in your computer. ON an unrelated note, I like pancakes.

 

I wish that that jerk on world 42 wouldn't have hit the guy over the head with a dead swan.

Granted, he hits him in the stomach instead.

 

I wish something that was intended to be sent to a king would be sent to me instead in the mail.

 

I love getting mail that wasn't meant for me.

It is a bomb from an assassin.

How did you NOT see that coming.

 

I wish that you won't corrupt this wish.

I won't corrupt it because some moronic admin closes it.

 

I wish I could jump higher than the fastest jet can fly per hour.

You hit that jet. And die. Because the pilot was playing polka music.

 

I wish that I had one million dollars.

Granted, they're all fake.

 

I wish a Krookodile would appear in your basement and starts attacking you. :twisted:

 

[hide]And yes, by "you" I mean "you", the person who is corrupting this wish.[/hide]

It uses False Swipe, so I survive. It leaves and goes to your house. You discover it is hacked to have Draco Meteor. You die in an explosion.

 

I wish that the next wish will be utterly pointless.

Granted... This next wisher forgets their wish... :oops:

 

 

~D. V. "Next Wisher, PLEASE!!!" Devnull

I wish the movie Man of Steel would be released sooner.

It is. Then you discover it is terrible, so you write an offensive, terrible, and insulting review of it. Then the movie's star, who turns out to be Batman in disguise, kicks you in the face for insulting him. And forgetting a wish.

 

I wish that a box will explode somewhere in the world.

Granted. Your computer screen explodes in your face since it is technically shaped like a box, so it technically falls within the range of the wish.

 

I wish I had a few fresh apples to eat.

Granted, they are the worst kind of apples you can imagine.

 

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of apples that I enjoy.

granted you enjoy looking at them until they rot

 

i wish my calculator had working batteries that fit.

Granted, but they only last 15 minutes.

 

You check to see if something's wrong, but you realize nothing's wrong with the batteries, it's just that they don't last very long.

 

I wish every time I took a shower I'd get smarter. Then I'd shower a lot more than I currently do.

Granted, but all showers break the moment you get near them. So you can only take a baths now.

 

I wish people realized they should keep things simple and practical and not over-complicate it.

Granted, challenge doesn't exist anymore.

 

I wish for the inability to make a bad video on YouTube and no matter what I uploaded I would always get a lot of likes and no dislikes.

Granted, but they will always be pulled down.

 

I wish I had amazing cooking skills.

Granted, you get amazing cooking skills, in RuneScape, but since you don't play that game anymore, it's useless.

 

I wish for the ability to turn ANYTHING into a 100-dollar bill just by touching it. And I could control what does and does not turn into a 100-Dollar bill.

 

Then I'd pick up grass and make them into 100-dollars bills.

You can, but it is so powerful that your brain explodes after loading this capability 27.77777%.

 

I wish that I was rich.

Granted, the grass turns back when you stop touching it.

 

I wish that there was always something i wanted to watch on tv.

Granted, but it's always re-runs. And they get cancelled after one viewing.

 

I wish dogs were as intelligent as cats. That way, they'd be less obnoxious.

They are. Now you are a slave to the dogs, which continued to become more intelligent until they surpassed human intellect. The only way to save society would be Albert Einstein crossed with some knife collector.

 

I wish that I had an new pair of pants.

Granted, they're ripped.

 

I wish for a Breloom.

Granted, but you managed to make it so angry at you by accident that it won't listen to you and smacks the hell out of you every time you summon it from its' pokéball. Unfortunately, you also completely fail to remember this, and keep accidentally pulling it out of its' pokéball, resulting in your getting smacked some more!!! :o

 

 

I wish I could color my Windows XP Taskbar in Purple... Damnit, Microsoft! <_<

 

 

~D. V. "I think I may be getting my creativity back..." Devnull

Granted, but you need to upgrade to Windows 7 before you can use your skill.

 

I wish my nice computer that had Windows 7 didn't die on me so soon. It looked so much prettier compared to XP.