Things that annoy the HELL out of you.

[K4ylan]

While that is true, I'd have to agree with Rob on that one, it's more to see whether or not the package was previously opened, so you can't "redo" it and return it. I'm sure they can protect it using less annoying methods.

[Dizzle229]

Going to make a slightly longer post than usual, since I seem to have been posting here a lot lately and it's starting to get spammy.

 

1. People that make arguments they would never accept themselves. You see this a LOT when people argue over whether Wikipedia is a valid source of information. (I had a better example, but I forgot it)

 

Ex. Alice finds some info and presents it to Bob. Bob says "It's Wikipedia, anyone can edit it!" Alice replies, "Much of the incorrect information is removed, and there are sources cited if you want to make sure."

 

Later, Bob finds info on Wikipedia and presents it to Alice. The same conversation happens, but the roles are reversed.

 

2. NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND SOMETHING I'M LOOKING FOR.

 

3. Bad or nonexistent grammar.

 

4. Jokes that go so far overboard in vulgarity that they forget the joke part.

[blaah]

Whiny children, especially the ones I deal with. I just spent two hours of my night that could have been spent productively outside with you, chasing your dog for you, and taking you and your friend to the park. And you whine when I decide to get out of the cold and go do something important rather than rollerblade with you for 10 minutes?

 

Based on the children I was dealing with too, I must also point out how terrible spoiled children are.

[K4ylan]

I'm a bit more tolerant with children, but with teenagers who act like children....I feel like stabbing babies after talking to them. I'm don't exactly act old and mature for my age, but some kids legitimately act like whiny brats; and they're fifteen. At some point you have to grow up.

[Napalm]

4. Jokes that go so far overboard in vulgarity that they forget the joke part.

 

Look up Gilbert Gottfried. I have a feeling you'll like him.

[Distracted]

When people (try to) use difficult words/words from another language in their writing but write them wrong: per say, a last (alas)... Those two examples weren't even that difficult...

[Assume Nothing]

Typo's in Resumes.

 

[hide=Massive Block of Text]From Resume Hell:

 

1. “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”

2. “1990 – 1997: Stewardess – Royal Air Force”

3. Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

4. “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.”

5. Cleaning skills: “bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c”

6. “Job involved…counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available”

7. “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”

8. “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”

9. “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”

10. “Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with”

11. “I belive that weakness is the first level of strength, given the right attitude and driving force. My school advised me to fix my punctuality…”

 

From Careerbuilder.ca’s 10 Wackiest Resume Blunders:

 

1. Candidate included a letter from his mother.

2. Candidate stated the ability to persuade people sexually using her words.

3. Candidate wrote résumé as a play – Act 1, Act 2, etc.

4. Candidate included naked picture of himself.

 

From Amy Joyce on Resume Bloopers:

 

1. “Skills: Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Self Motivated, Attention to Detail”

2. Woman who sent her résumé and cover letter without deleting someone else’s editing, including such comments as “I don’t think you want to say this about yourself here”

 

From Ask Annie’s article about resume blunders:

 

1. “an applicant ghosted a headshot as the background to her resume”

2. Other Interests: “Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife)”.

3. “One applicant used colored paper and drew glitter designs around the border”

4. Hobbies: “getting drunk everynight down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot”

5. Why Interested in Position: “to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail”

6. A woman had attached a picture of herself in a mini mouse costume

7. Hobbies: “Drugs and girls”.

8. Under “job related skills” – for a web designer – “can function without additional oxygen at 24,000 feet”.

9. My sister-in-law misspelled the word “proofreading” in her skill set.

10. The objective on one recent resume I received stated that the applicant wished to pursue a challenging account executive position with our rival firm.

11. Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway”

12. Experience: “Stalking, shipping & receiving”

13. “I am great with the pubic.”

14. A candidate listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com

15. The applicant listed her name as Alice in the resume but wrote Alyce on the onsite application.

16. One candidate’s electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude.

17. “…sent out my resume on the back side of a draft of a cover letter to another firm…”

18. “My duties included cleaning the restrooms and seating the customers.”

19. One applicant for a nursing position noted that she didn’t like dealing with blood or needles.

20. Achievements: “Nominated for prom queen”

21. I once received a resume with a head and shoulders picture in the top left of the first page. The picture was of a lion’s head, wearing a coat, shirt, and tie.

22. a resume… was printed on the back of the person’s current employer’s letterhead.

23. One resume that came across my desk stated how the individual had won a contest for building toothpick bridges in middle school.

24. A resume… had several grease stains and a smudge of chocolate on it

25. Hobbies: “Having a good time”

 

From Careerbuilder.com’s Top 12 Wackiest Resume Blunders:

 

1. Candidate explained a gap in employment by saying it was because he was getting over the death of his cat for three months.

2. Candidate’s hobbies included sitting on the levee at night watching alligators.

3. Candidate explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”

4. Candidate included family medical history.

 

From Mainejobs.com’s Avoid These Resume Bloopers:

 

1. “nine-page cover letter accompanied by a four-page résumé”

2. “One applicant tried to make an impression by using four different fonts, three ink colors and a variety of highlighting options on her résumé”

 

From ResumePower.com’s Ten Classic Resume Bloopers:

 

1. “Revolved customer problems and inquiries.”

2. “Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.”

3. “Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.”

4. “Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”

 

From HotJobs’ Real-life Resume Blunders to Avoid:

 

1. “I often use a laptap.”

2. “Able to say the ABCs backward in under five seconds.”

3. “I am a wedge with a sponge taped to it. My purpose is to wedge myself into someone’s door to absorb as much as possible.”

 

From Fortune Magazine via HumorMatters.com:

 

1. “Finished eighth in my class of ten.”

2. “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.”

3. “Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.”

4. “Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.”

5. “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”

6. “It’s best for employers that I not work with people.”

7. “Let’s meet, so you can ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over my experience.”

8. “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”

9. “You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.”

10. “I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.”

11. “Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.”

12. “Marital status: often. Children: various.”

13. “I am loyal to my employer at all costs..Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.”

14. “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”

 

From Resumania’s Archive:

 

1. Job Duties: “Answer phones, file papers, respond to customer e-mails, take odors.”

2. Interests: “Gossiping.”

3. Favorite Activities: “Playing trivia games. I am a repository of worthless knowledge.”

4. Skills: “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”

5. Employer: ” Myself; received pay raise for high sales.”

6. Objective: “I want to play a major part in watching a company advance.”

7. Experience: “Chapter president, 1887-1992.”

8. Experience: “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.”

9. Experience: “I’m a hard worker, etc.”

10. Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”

11. Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an end.”

12. Additional skills: “I am a Notary Republic.”

13. Objective: “So one of the main things for me is, as the movie ‘Jerry McGuire’ puts it, ‘Show me the money!’”

14. Skills: “I have integrity so I will not steal office supplies and take them home.”

15. Objective: “To hopefully associate with a millionaire one day.”

16. Skills: “I have technical skills that will take your breath away.”

17. Qualifications: “I have guts, drive, ambition and heart, which is probably more than a lot of the drones that you have working for you.”

18. Objective: “I need money because I have bills to pay and I would like to have a life, go out partying, please my young wife with gifts, and have a menu entrée consisting of more than soup.”

19. Qualifications: “Twin sister has accounting degree.”

20. Experience: “Have not yet been abducted by aliens.”

21. Skills: “Written communication = 3 years; verbal communication = 5 years.”

22. Objective: “I would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness.”

23. Education: “I possess a moderate educatin but willing to learn more.”

24. Education: “Have repeated courses repeatedly.”

25. Salary requirements: “The higher the better.”

26. Salary desired: “Starting over due to recent bankruptcies. Need large bonus when starting job.”

27. Bad traits: “I am very bad about time and don’t mind admitting it. Having to arrive at a certain hour doesn’t make sense to me. What does make sense is that I do the job. Any company that insists upon rigid time schedules will find me a nightmare.”

28. References: “Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don’t know their phone numbers.”

29. Work experience: “Two years as a blackjack and baccarat dealer. Strong emphasis on customer relations – a constant challenge considering how much money people lose and how angry they can get.”

30. Personal: “I limit important relationships to people who want to do what I want them to do.”

31. Objective: “Student today. Vice president tomarrow.”

32. Accomplishments: “Brought in a balloon artist to entertain the team.”

33. Application: Why should an employer hire you? “I bring doughnuts on Friday.”

34. Achievements: “First runner-up for Miss Fort Worth, 1982.”

35. Reason for leaving: “Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.”

36. Special skills: “I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.”

37. Reason for leaving last job: “Bounty hunting was outlawed in my state.”

38. Experience: “Any interruption in employment is due to being unemployed.”

39. Objective: “To become Overlord of the Galaxy!”

40. Objective: “What I’m looking for in a job: #1) Money #2) Money #3) Money.”

41. Hobbies: “Mushroom hunting.”

42. Experience: “Child care provider: Organized activities; prepared lunches and snakes.”

43. Objective: “My dream job would be as a professional baseball player, but since I can’t do that, I’ll settle on being an accountant.”

44. Awards: “National record for eating 45 eggs in two minutes.”

45. Heading on stationery: “I’d Break Mom’s Heart to Work For You!”

46. “I am a ‘neat nut’ with a reputation for being hardnosed. I have no patience for sloppywork, carelessmistakes and theft of companytime.”

47. Experience: “Provide Custer Service.”

48. Experience: “I was brought in as a turnaround consultant to help turn the company around.”

49. Strengths: “Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.”

50. Work experience: “Responsibilities included checking customers out.”

51. Work experience: “Maintained files and reports, did data processing, cashed employees’ paychecks.”

52. Educational background: “Highschool was a incredible experience.”

53. Resume: “A great management team that has patents with its workers.”

54. Cover letter: “Experienced in all faucets of accounting.”

55. Objective: “I am anxious to use my exiting skills.”

56. Personal: “I am loyal and know when to keep my big mouth shut.”

57. Job duties: “Filing, billing, printing and coping.”

58. Application: “Q: In what local areas do you prefer to work? A: Smoking.”

59. Reason for leaving: “Terminated after saying, ‘It would be a blessing to be fired.’”

60. Personal: “My family is willing to relocate. However not to New England (too cold) and not to Southern California (earthquakes). Indianapolis or Chicago would be fine. My youngest prefers Orlando’s proximity to Disney World.”

61. Resume: “I have a lifetime’s worth of technical expertise (I wasn’t born – my mother simply chose ‘eject child’ from the special menu.”

62. Resume: “Spent several years in the United States Navel Reserve.”

63. Qualifications: “I have extensive experience with foreign accents.”

64. “I am fully aware of the king of attention this position requires.”

65. References: “Please do not contact my immediate supervisor at the company. My colleagues will give me a better reference.”

66. “Worked in a consulting office where I carried out my own accountant.”

67. Accomplishments: “My contributions on product launches were based on dreams that I had.”

68. Career: “I have worked with restraints for the past two years.”

69. Experience: “My father is a computer programmer, so I have 15 years of computer experience.”

70. Education: “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.”

 

JobMob Top 10

 

1. Application: How large was the department you worked in with your last company? “A: 3 stories.” (Resumania)

2. A resume listed a skill as “being bi-lingual in three languages” (Ask Annie’s)

3. Background: “28 dog years of experience in sales (four human).” (Resumania)

4. In the section that read “Emergency Contact Number” she wrote “911.” (Ask Annie’s)

5. Candidate drew a picture of a car on the outside of the envelope and said it was the hiring manager’s gift. (Careerbuilder.com)

6. Languages: “Fluent in English. Also I have been heard muttering Gibberish in my sleep.” (Resumania)

7. “Directed $25 million anal shipping and receiving operations.” (ResumePower.com)

8. On one of our applications, a girl wrote ” I’m 16, I’m pregnant and I can do anything.” At the same time she turned in her application, her boyfriend handed in his. On his: “Felony for breaking and entering.” (Ask Annie’s)

9. “One candidate included clipart on their resume of two cartoons shaking hands.” (Ask Annie’s)

10. Application: “On the line that asked what “sex” he was, he wrote “occassionally”.” (Ask Annie’s)

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God.

[Star.]

people who put off doing minor things.

 

one such example is my dad who won't fit in a new door handle thingy, thus

making our bedroom door unable to close. such a fricken disturbance to our

sleep and people walk in on us when we're changing D= i would do it myself

but i don't have a clue what i'm doing.

[Maze]

When students in easy, basic classes complain about getting a little worksheet/a couple easy math problems for homework.

 

Seriously, I get at least an hour of homework every night in my many Honors courses, and do you see me complaining?

[Icuownage]

When students in easy, basic classes complain about getting a little worksheet/a couple easy math problems for homework.

 

Seriously, I get at least an hour of homework every night in my many Honors courses, and do you see me complaining?

 

Right now? Yes.

[Guest Rob]

Typo's in Resumes.

 

:lol:

 

(The apostrophe)

[Riku3220]

People who attempt to gain a moral superiority by doing absolutely nothing.

 

Let me explain. Today at school a bunch of students came to school barefoot (which is stupid considering all of the trash and junk that people throw and leave on the floor) in order to "raise awareness" about shoeless children around the world. Well that's fine and dandy, but how are any of you actually helping? First of all, donating shoes or money would go way farther than being an idiot and trying to contract diseases. Second of all, WE ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE ARE POOR CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD. This plan accomplishes NOTHING.

[Assume Nothing]

Typo's in Resumes.

 

:lol:

 

(The apostrophe)

 

That... was intentional

[Tesset]

people who put off doing minor things.

 

one such example is my dad who won't fit in a new door handle thingy, thus making our bedroom door unable to close. such a fricken disturbance to our sleep and people walk in on us when we're changing D= i would do it myself but i don't have a clue what i'm doing.

How to put in a door handle.

 

Just sayin'.

[K4ylan]

3. Hobbies: "enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians"

White supremacist?

and @riku People who say "there are starving kids in Africa" when you throw away food. Really now? I guess me eating this piece of chicken is going to stop them from being hungry. Unless someone wants to fly it to [bleep]ing africa to feed one of these starving children.

[Maze]

When friends just come to my house without me inviting them/asking first.

 

Seriously, I'm just playing Super Meat Boy when I hear "DINGDONG" and my friends are randomly at the door, wanting to hang out.

 

I sometimes have to make up some kind of excuse not to go. I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed if they would just call first, then I wouldn't be in the middle of doing something when they arrive.

[H2PM]

It's the complete opposite for me. My friends live so far apart from me and each other, so when they come a knocking' at my door im like "Wow they walked that FAR, maybe drove, to hang out with me. Yeah they have my attention." What ever can get me out of the house is good.

 

So I guess time to be on topic. Uh... Usual stuck up [bleep]es annoy me.

But then again, that's been said so many times before in this thread.

[Assume Nothing]

A fat person blocked the passageway to my lesson today. I was late.

[K4ylan]

A fat person blocked the passageway to my lesson today. I was late.

 

I'm usually pissed if they're just lugging around and get in my way. But if he/she was legitimately moving and just happened to be going a tad bit slow, not much I can say at that point.

[Assume Nothing]

A fat person blocked the passageway to my lesson today. I was late.

 

I'm usually pissed if they're just lugging around and get in my way. But if he/she was legitimately moving and just happened to be going a tad bit slow, not much I can say at that point.

 

Tad is an understatement. It seemed like he was walking at 1 mile per hour

[Star.]

when my mum puts on the washing machine and doesn't tell me. gotta wait

until the next laundry day to wash all ma clothes D= (i alternate betwenn two

pairs of jeans so its a bit of a bother)

[jasignhagj]

29. Work experience: Two years as a blackjack and baccarat dealer. Strong emphasis on customer relations a constant challenge considering how much money people lose and how angry they can get.

 

I don't see what's bad about that one, it's a valid point depending on what job he was applying for.

[Riku3220]

I hate those guitar players who sit in the same spot every day and play the same song over and over and over again. I mean, not only is it the same song, it's just PART of a song over and over again.

[Tesset]

I hate those guitar players who sit in the same spot every day and play the same song over and over and over again. I mean, not only is it the same song, it's just PART of a song over and over again.

Ouch. Right through the heart.

 

Of course, I'm just beginning and I play at my house, so I guess it's slightly more acceptable.

[Ryannator]

Bad grammar and spelling.