August 7, 201114 yr THE TOILET SEAT Why is it the mans job to put it down? The man then has to put it up whenever he wants to urinate. I don't get why it has to be down.I just keep it down. If I ever accidentaly miss I'll just take a sheet of toilet paper and wipe it up.Only one sheet? You brave, brave man. I hope you wash your hands.Well I assume that the people who used the toilet shower regularly and that the toilet itself is cleaned regularly. I really don't see why people are such germophobes when it comes to bathrooms. It's likely that your keyboard has more germs than a public toilet seat.... I'm talking about the urine soaking through Urine is sterile.think of it this way:1 part sarcasm1 part me being a wuss1 part urine is gross
August 7, 201114 yr I don't care if my urine is sterile, I don't want it on me. And that's what separates you from Bear Grylls.
August 7, 201114 yr I don't care if my urine is sterile, I don't want it on me. And that's what separates you from Bear Grylls.Who would want to be like Bear Grylls anyways?
August 7, 201114 yr I don't care if my urine is sterile, I don't want it on me. And that's what separates you from R Kelly ftfy ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
August 7, 201114 yr Well, technically you're not supposed to drink it unless you filter it somehow. There's still toxins in there that can harm you. Just clear of bacteria and such unless you have some sort of urinary tract infection. Not really saying I would though, lol. Just saying.
August 7, 201114 yr I don't care if my urine is sterile, I don't want it on me. And that's what separates you from R Kelly ftfy
August 7, 201114 yr I'm guessing that means 'fixed that for you'. Acronyms are so annoying when you don't know them. Like that one they use in the relationships thread, starting with a G. I can't seem to figure it out. | My Tumblr |
August 7, 201114 yr I'm guessing that means 'fixed that for you'. Acronyms are so annoying when you don't know them. Like that one they use in the relationships thread, starting with a G. I can't seem to figure it out. GF? Girlfriend? PM me for fitocracy invite
August 7, 201114 yr Women yelling at others for leaving the seat up. Does no one look before they sit down?I woke up in the middle of the night one time to use the bathroom. No, I did not look at the toilet before I sat down. No, the seat was not up. No, I did not enjoy that feeling. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
August 7, 201114 yr Women yelling at others for leaving the seat up. Does no one look before they sit down?I woke up in the middle of the night one time to use the bathroom. No, I did not look at the toilet before I sat down. No, the seat was not up. No, I did not enjoy that feeling.That's your own fault. I can think of not one time that I have ever NOT looked. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
August 7, 201114 yr Women yelling at others for leaving the seat up. Does no one look before they sit down?I woke up in the middle of the night one time to use the bathroom. No, I did not look at the toilet before I sat down. No, the seat was not up. No, I did not enjoy that feeling.That's your own fault. I can think of not one time that I have ever NOT looked. I was tireeeeeeeeed 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
August 7, 201114 yr Women yelling at others for leaving the seat up. Does no one look before they sit down?I woke up in the middle of the night one time to use the bathroom. No, I did not look at the toilet before I sat down. No, the seat was not up. No, I did not enjoy that feeling.That's your own fault. I can think of not one time that I have ever NOT looked. I was tireeeeeeeeedBut how can you NOT look if you need to walk in to see the thing before sitting down? Unless the toilet is right next to the door, I don't understand how it's possible. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
August 7, 201114 yr Well, boys need to sit down half the time. Not once have I heard of a guy that fell in the bowl. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
August 7, 201114 yr Well, boys need to sit down half the time. Not once have I heard of a guy that fell in the bowl.I wouldn't say half the time...
August 7, 201114 yr I just remembered something that happened the other day. I was driving two female friends to Sonic when one of them mentioned that they'd started their period that morning. They then went on about how heavy their flows were and how bad their cramps get. I don't want to hear about those things...
August 7, 201114 yr I just remembered something that happened the other day. I was driving two female friends to Sonic when one of them mentioned that they'd started their period that morning. They then went on about how heavy their flows were and how bad their cramps get. I don't want to hear about those things... If you have any thoughts about getting sexual with them then it's good. Shows they're very comfortable around you. PM me for fitocracy invite
August 7, 201114 yr Women yelling at others for leaving the seat up. Does no one look before they sit down?I woke up in the middle of the night one time to use the bathroom. No, I did not look at the toilet before I sat down. No, the seat was not up. No, I did not enjoy that feeling.That's your own fault. I can think of not one time that I have ever NOT looked. I was tireeeeeeeeedBut how can you NOT look if you need to walk in to see the thing before sitting down? Unless the toilet is right next to the door, I don't understand how it's possible.The toilet is right next to the door. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
August 7, 201114 yr Well, boys need to sit down half the time. Not once have I heard of a guy that fell in the bowl. The only time I sit down is in the morning when I'm too tired/lazy to aim. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.
August 7, 201114 yr Well, boys need to sit down half the time. Not once have I heard of a guy that fell in the bowl. The only time I sit down is in the morning when I'm too tired/lazy to aim.Do you not excrete waste from your backside?
August 7, 201114 yr Author Last minute stress - I'm watching the clock and hoping my brain would snap into action but it's simply not happening. This happens every time I have exams too :(
August 7, 201114 yr Summer homework is so stupid. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
August 7, 201114 yr I must be the only guy who wants the toilet seat down, along with the cover. It feels used when it's all open up. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
August 7, 201114 yr Summer homework is so stupid. This soooo much. The only class I'm ok with having summer homework in is Spanish, because if I don't I'll forget everything. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
August 7, 201114 yr Having a [cabbage]ty phone. It doesn't have that whole 'text by text' thing, where it shows a conversation with someone in bubbles so that you know what the other person said while you're replying. If I forget what I am responding to, I have to save my text as a draft and then go back to the message and then go back to my draft and continue. With long messages, this is really annoying, as I end up doing it up to 3 times. I could get a new phone, but ierno if I should wait until I get an upgrade for free. | My Tumblr |
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