May 11, 201016 yr No idea if this is real or fake, but I came across this at College http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html One of the laws I lol'd at was:The penalty for jumping off a building is death. There are countless more, but I'd like to see you guys post a few. Do post :)
May 11, 201016 yr in england it is illegal to eat a mince pie on christmas day 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"
May 11, 201016 yr /on the website for England: Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. We're the only ones who do that?!?!?! ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
May 11, 201016 yr I found this "A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. " (Texas) hilarious....
May 11, 201016 yr In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow. It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction
May 11, 201016 yr Ahh, there are a ton of these in the bathroom readers..... One, I believe, is that you may not ride a duck inside the city boundaries (can't remember what city it was). http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html "Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security." Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy.
May 11, 201016 yr In my home city, it is illegal to carry a lunch box down Main Street...http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-mexico 91% percent of the people polled said they were liers. The other 9% lied to us.
May 11, 201016 yr Page made me LOL :lol: ... I'll have to read more later. :P ~D. V. "ROFLMAO!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
May 11, 201016 yr /on the website for England: Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. We're the only ones who do that?!?!?!We have to, too.
May 11, 201016 yr according to http://debatt.sol.no/node/8328041 that norwegian site in norwegian, - in cleveland,ohio it's illegal for women to wear shiney shoes, so men cannot use them as a mirror to see their underwear. -In estonia it's illegal to play chess while making love. -in Minesota it's illegal to have intercourse with a fish -if it's alive.
May 11, 201016 yr Some strange UK ones I know: Illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon.Putting stamps of the monarch upside down on an envelope can be considered treason.The head of any deal whale found on a beach in the UK automatically becomes property of the King. Likewise, any tails belong to the Queen.Illegal to enter the houses of parliament wearing a suit of armour.Illegal to die in the houses of parliament. "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
May 11, 201016 yr Illegal to die in the houses of parliament.Let me guess, the death penalty for breaking this one? 91% percent of the people polled said they were liers. The other 9% lied to us.
May 11, 201016 yr /on the website for England: Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. We're the only ones who do that?!?!?! Lol fail Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool
May 11, 201016 yr Illegal to die in the houses of parliament.Let me guess, the death penalty for breaking this one?Nah, I'd bet the penalty is "Electrocution back into life", seeing as you're already dead. :P ~D. V. "LOL" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
May 11, 201016 yr • All English Men over 14 are meant to carry out 2 hours (or so) of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy. • Upon sight of a Scotsman, it is still legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays. ~Removed colour code; difficult to read - Carl Sorry, Carl ): Edited May 12, 201016 yr by littleboy Removing Code 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM
May 11, 201016 yr Damn Abc..If your sense of humour only stretches that far..Is it surprising people don't like you? Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
May 11, 201016 yr I don't like these laws... it's always some excuse for a kid in my social studies class to tell the teacher "HEY DID YOU KNOW IT'S ILLEGAL IN WASHINGTON STATE TO DRIVE A CAR IF YOU HAD YOUR TOENAILS CLIPPED BY A NUN IN THE PAST THREE DAYS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER??" or something like that.
May 11, 201016 yr Women's rightsGtfo. Go back to runescape. You clearly aren't ready for real life. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
May 12, 201016 yr I thought it was pretty funny. On a semi-related note, I keep a list of every girl I know who has offered to make me a sandwich. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 12, 201016 yr I thought it was pretty funny. On a semi-related note, I keep a list of every girl I know who has offered to make me a sandwich. If they all haven't, there's a problem. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
May 12, 201016 yr A friend once told me it's legal to shoot a native from the back of a covered wagon in Manitoba and North Dakota.
May 12, 201016 yr Author Well, I found that in 2003, it was legal to have sex with a dead person, in England. Now that's messed up http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3025377.stm
May 12, 201016 yr I thought it was pretty funny. On a semi-related note, I keep a list of every girl I know who has offered to make me a sandwich. On what, a post-it note ? :XD:
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