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in england it is illegal to eat a mince pie on christmas day

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/on the website for England: Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.

 

We're the only ones who do that?!?!?!

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I found this "A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. " (Texas) hilarious....

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In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow.

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Ahh, there are a ton of these in the bathroom readers.....

 

One, I believe, is that you may not ride a duck inside the city boundaries (can't remember what city it was).

 

http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html

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Page made me LOL :lol: ... I'll have to read more later. :P

 

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according to http://debatt.sol.no/node/8328041 that norwegian site in norwegian,

 

- in cleveland,ohio it's illegal for women to wear shiney shoes, so men cannot use them as a mirror to see their underwear.

 

-In estonia it's illegal to play chess while making love.

 

-in Minesota it's illegal to have intercourse with a fish -if it's alive.

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Some strange UK ones I know:

 

Illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon.

Putting stamps of the monarch upside down on an envelope can be considered treason.

The head of any deal whale found on a beach in the UK automatically becomes property of the King. Likewise, any tails belong to the Queen.

Illegal to enter the houses of parliament wearing a suit of armour.

Illegal to die in the houses of parliament.

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Illegal to die in the houses of parliament.

Let me guess, the death penalty for breaking this one?

91% percent of the people polled said they were liers. The other 9% lied to us.

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Illegal to die in the houses of parliament.

Let me guess, the death penalty for breaking this one?

Nah, I'd bet the penalty is "Electrocution back into life", seeing as you're already dead. :P

 

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• All English Men over 14 are meant to carry out 2 hours (or so) of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

Upon sight of a Scotsman, it is still legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.

 

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I don't like these laws... it's always some excuse for a kid in my social studies class to tell the teacher "HEY DID YOU KNOW IT'S ILLEGAL IN WASHINGTON STATE TO DRIVE A CAR IF YOU HAD YOUR TOENAILS CLIPPED BY A NUN IN THE PAST THREE DAYS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER??" or something like that.

 

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I thought it was pretty funny.

 

On a semi-related note, I keep a list of every girl I know who has offered to make me a sandwich.

 

If they all haven't, there's a problem.

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