I've seen this kind of thread done elsewhere before and thought it'd be quite cool to hear what you all sound like.
All you need to do is go to http://vocaroo.com/
and record yourself speaking. If you're stuck for something to say, here's a few lines from a wiki article:
And to give this a little more discussion, what are your favourite/least favourite accents? Do you like the accent you have?
I'll get mine recorded once I get this mic sorted out.
It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or below