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The Vending Machine Game!


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"Mmm! Free Coke!" you hear from the inside of the machine, and then you decide that maybe if you insert yourself, you could get inside the machine and get unlimited Cokes, so you fit yourself in the coin slot, but are slowly and painfully eaten in the process.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a shiny, golden, expensive, polished gold coin.

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a camera comes out and blinds you with it's flash. Then, a picture of you with your face scrunched up comes out of the little hole with a little orange sticker on the back that says "PAID"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts coin

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you get puched for not inserting anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts 4gb flash drive.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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The vending machine feels empty without all it's coins, so it steals your wallet, goes to the bank, cashes your life savings into coins, fills itself back up, and then returns to 'vend' you your soda.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....
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You get your head smashed in by a mob for not putting anything into the machine. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts " :D :) \:D/ :thumbsup: :boohoo: " paper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:grrr you fixed it while I was typing. :evil:

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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The machine only accepts 100, 400, and 937.3 dollar bills. It's internal programming calls security and you are arrested for prostitution.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts 937.3 dollar bill.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....
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The machine gets angry because people keep on puting in coins and shoots all the diet pops at you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts coffin.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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