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Pirate Mitch

Why are you a NOOB?

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I think it would be a good idea for all of us to gain some humility, so please list some reasons why you are a noob here!

Personally,

I'm a noob because my highest stats (fm, rc, and cooking) are afkable.

I'm a noob because I got scammed 100k yesterday.

I'm a noob because I have an explorer's ring 3 instead of 4.

I'm a noob because I pick up anything I find and my bank is a mess.


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I'm fairly certain others could point out my obvious flaws but some:

I am a noob because I use wild pies for slayer.

I am a noob because I still forget my magic seceteurs for farm runs.

I am a noob because I do not have 80+ dung.

I am a noob because I can't think of anymore reasons why.


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I'm a noob because my combat level is still in the 40s. :)

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I'm a noob because I constantly need money and can't be bothered to make it.

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I'm a noob because I'm too lazy to spend 1/10th of my bank on max str gear (all I need is kiln cape and boots).


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I'm a noob because I'm too lazy to spend 1/10th of my bank on max str gear (all I need is kiln cape and boots).

Dragon boots are max str - steadfast only add some slash attack and defensive bonuses iirc

 

oh, I'm a noob because I let my citadel fealty bonuses drop over the last 2 weeks


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I'm a noob because I remove and re-add the skull from my mud staff at the start of my farming run for extra crafting XP.


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I am a noob because I still fall for very basic scams from time to time.

I am a noob because I have focused way too much on one skill instead of getting levels spread out.


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I'm a noob because I have played Runescape for about 8 years and only have a single 99 - Woodcutting. :P


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I'm a noob because I refuse to do helpful quests.

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I'm not a noob. I'm arrogant.


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I'm a noob because my only 99 is cooking.

 

I'm a noob because my bank is in a mess (like yours) and I refuse to spend a few hours cleaning it out.

 

I'm a noob because I've only never done easy clue scrolls and was overjoyed to win a Saradomin Page 3 which is worth 500k (which is loads to me)

 

I'm a noob because my account is over 4 years old and I am still somewhat low leveled.

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I'm a noob because I can't realize subtle differences in things that turn out to be incredibly important.

 

But at least my power level is off da charts.


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I am a noob because I've played for just under a year.

I am a noob because I'm posting in this thread.

I am a noob because I don't do many quests or tasks, even though they're easy and would help me out tremendously.

I am a noob because my bank and coin pouch are nearly empty.

I am a noob because I was happy to break into the top 300,000 in the high scores.

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I'm a noob because I'm maxed combat and have basically every skill needed to boss for money, but I've never bossed for money and I'm constantly poor.


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99 Strength since 6/02/10 99 Attack since 9/19/10 99 Constitution since 10/03/10

99 Defense since 3/14/11 99 Slayer since 8/30/11 99 Summoning since 9/10/11

99 Ranged since 09/18/11 99 Magic since 11/12/11 99 Prayer since 11/15/11

99 Herblore since 3/29/12 99 Firemaking since 5/15/12 99 Smithing since 10/04/12

99 Crafting since 9/16/13 99 Agility since 9/23/13 99 Dungeoneering since 1/1/14

99 Fishing since 2/4/14 99 Mining since 2/28/14 99 Farming since 6/04/14

99 Cooking since 6/11/14 99 Runecrafting since 10/10/14 99 Fletching since 11/11/14

99 Thieving since 11/14/14 99 Woodcutting since 11/20/14 99 Construction since 12/03/14

99 Divination since 2/22/15 99 Hunter since 2/23/15 99 Invention since 01/20/17
Quest Point Cape since 08/20/09
Maxed since 2/23/15 Fire Cape since 02/27/13
Slayer: 3 Leaf-Bladed Swords, 8 Black Masks, 2 Hexcrests, 26 Granite Mauls, 5 Focus Sights, 32 Abyssal Whips, 9 Dark Bows, 1 Whip Vine, 3 Staffs of Light, 15 Polypore Sticks

Dragon: 9 Draconic Visages, 7 Shield Left Halves, 20 Dragon Boots, 40 Dragon Med Helms, 8 Dragon Platelegs, 6 Dragon Spears, 20 Dragon Daggers, 5 Dragon Plateskirts, 1 Dragon Chainbody, 63 Off-hand Dragon Throwing Axes, 19 Dragon Longswords, 27 Dragon Maces, 1 Dragon Ward
Treasure Trails: Saradomin Full Helm, Ranger Boots, Rune Body (t), Saradomin Vambraces, Various God Pages
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I'm a noob because I never do quests that would help me greatly, it's the starting the quest that bothers me once I'm doing them I find them really fun.


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I'm a froob (frugal noob) because instead of buying skills like Crafting or Herblore, I'll go out and collect the materials myself if I can.

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I'm a noob because I've been playing for 6 years and the highest lvl I have in any skill is 85.

I'm a noob because I can't help myself spend money on lesser items every time I want something expensive.

I'm a noob because with lvl 48 dungeoneering I have absolutely no clue how to do things in Daemonhime, nor have the required skill to join a group.

I'm a noob because at combat lvl 111 I still fear doing Barrows.

I'm a noob because in 6 years of playing, I've never played any other minigames than Pest Control and Sorceresses garden.

I'm a noob because up until yesterday, I didn't know you could have your farmed tree removed by talking to the master gardener, instead of manually chopping it down.

Sometimes I still kill moss giants for fun (result of nostalgia from F2P years).

"200k?? That's the most money I've ever seen!" <.< >.>

 

And the list goes on into eternity.

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I am a noob because I have 99 summoning, prayer, and HP before getting 99 attack, ranged, or strength.

 

I'm a noob because I have been playing since before membership, and over 3/4 of my xp are from the last year.


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I'm a noob cos I been playing like 2 years, am level 118 and only a few hours ago found out what Guthans is.

I'm a noob cos I've never ever played a single game of castle wars, pest wars, soul wars, guthix wars, mobilising armies Barbarian armies or any of that other stuff.

I'm a noob cos I do my quests in alphabetical order, no matter how bad I need to do Troll stronghold.

I'm a noob cos I always feel sorry for people with no money and end up giving loads away.

I'm a noob cos I keep sending messages to the wrong people when having multiple conversations and end up brainfreezing everyone.

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I'm a noob because I've not finished morytania or relleka elite.

I'm a noob because I cannot spell rellekka, neitiznot or jatizo correctly after like 6 years of membership

I'm a noob because I spent 90m on a rare before having buyable skills finished and optimal slayer gear.


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I'm a noob because I pick up everything worth at least 500 gp when on Slayer tasks.

I'm a noob because I don't do many quests. They scare me...

I'm a noob because I've gotten about half of my total experience in the past two months. I've been playing since 2006. I also only have just over 50mil total exp.

I'm a noob because I never have money. Even though I pick up all the drops....

I'm a noob because I grow willow trees because I don't want to spend the money for maple seeds.

I'm a noob because I don't want to learn how to Dungeoneer with other people.

I'm a noob because I refuse to buy seeds to grow herbs. I get them from Slayer drops.

I'm a noob because of plenty of other reasons. I just can't think of them right now :)

 

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