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Why are you a NOOB?


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Pirate Mitch
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I think it would be a good idea for all of us to gain some humility, so please list some reasons why you are a noob here!
Personally,
I'm a noob because my highest stats (fm, rc, and cooking) are afkable.
I'm a noob because I got scammed 100k yesterday.
I'm a noob because I have an explorer's ring 3 instead of 4.
I'm a noob because I pick up anything I find and my bank is a mess.
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Boris5000
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I'm fairly certain others could point out my obvious flaws but some:
I am a noob because I use wild pies for slayer.
I am a noob because I still forget my magic seceteurs for farm runs.
I am a noob because I do not have 80+ dung.
I am a noob because I can't think of anymore reasons why.
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Calypsan
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I'm a noob because my combat level is still in the 40s. :)

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I'm a noob because I constantly need money and can't be bothered to make it.

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Lord Paul
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I'm a noob because I'm too lazy to spend 1/10th of my bank on max str gear (all I need is kiln cape and boots).
Working on max and completionist capes.
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la la la
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I'm a noob because I'm too lazy to spend 1/10th of my bank on max str gear (all I need is kiln cape and boots).

Dragon boots are max str - steadfast only add some slash attack and defensive bonuses iirc

oh, I'm a noob because I let my citadel fealty bonuses drop over the last 2 weeks

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Saradomin_Mage
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I'm a noob because I remove and re-add the skull from my mud staff at the start of my farming run for extra crafting XP.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.


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SwreeTak
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I am a noob because I still fall for very basic scams from time to time.
I am a noob because I have focused way too much on one skill instead of getting levels spread out.

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Alaz
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I'm a noob because I have played Runescape for about 8 years and only have a single 99 - Woodcutting. :P

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Low Levelled
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I'm a noob because I refuse to do helpful quests.

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stonewall337
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I'm not a noob. I'm arrogant.

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Alg
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Birds fly, fish swim, I'm a noob. It's just the way things are.

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I'm a noob because my only 99 is cooking.

I'm a noob because my bank is in a mess (like yours) and I refuse to spend a few hours cleaning it out.

I'm a noob because I've only never done easy clue scrolls and was overjoyed to win a Saradomin Page 3 which is worth 500k (which is loads to me)

I'm a noob because my account is over 4 years old and I am still somewhat low leveled.


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I'm a noob because I can't realize subtle differences in things that turn out to be incredibly important.

But at least my power level is off da charts.

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I am a noob because I've played for just under a year.
I am a noob because I'm posting in this thread.
I am a noob because I don't do many quests or tasks, even though they're easy and would help me out tremendously.
I am a noob because my bank and coin pouch are nearly empty.
I am a noob because I was happy to break into the top 300,000 in the high scores.

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I'm a noob because I'm maxed combat and have basically every skill needed to boss for money, but I've never bossed for money and I'm constantly poor.

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I'm a noob because I never do quests that would help me greatly, it's the starting the quest that bothers me once I'm doing them I find them really fun.

Currently not active on RuneScape.

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Heart of a Lion
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I'm a froob (frugal noob) because instead of buying skills like Crafting or Herblore, I'll go out and collect the materials myself if I can.

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I'm a noob because I buy bronze arrows for profit from stores everyday.

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I'm a noob because I've been playing for 6 years and the highest lvl I have in any skill is 85.
I'm a noob because I can't help myself spend money on lesser items every time I want something expensive.
I'm a noob because with lvl 48 dungeoneering I have absolutely no clue how to do things in Daemonhime, nor have the required skill to join a group.
I'm a noob because at combat lvl 111 I still fear doing Barrows.
I'm a noob because in 6 years of playing, I've never played any other minigames than Pest Control and Sorceresses garden.
I'm a noob because up until yesterday, I didn't know you could have your farmed tree removed by talking to the master gardener, instead of manually chopping it down.
Sometimes I still kill moss giants for fun (result of nostalgia from F2P years).
"200k?? That's the most money I've ever seen!" <.< >.>

And the list goes on into eternity.




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