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This is hillarious what happened to me and my noob friend(i know em in real life)

 

 

 

OK so i'm looking for him with my friend, 4xcarnagex7, and so we ask him where he is on pm.

 

 

 

ME:where are you?

 

HIM:Surrounded by people online

 

HIM:I'm in a castle

 

 

 

SO carnage and I go into varrok castle,can't find him

 

 

 

We decide to homeport,while homeporting i tell him,"Go to the magic book and press the circle with and "h" inside of it."

 

 

 

Once I get to lumby I see this noob in lumby castle on the stairs home porting; I finnally realise it was him. :XD: :XD: :XD:

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This is hillarious what happened to me and my noob friend(i know em in real life)

 

 

 

OK so i'm looking for him with my friend, 4xcarnagex7, and so we ask him where he is on pm.

 

 

 

ME:where are you?

 

HIM:Surrounded by people online

 

HIM:I'm in a castle

 

 

 

SO carnage and I go into varrok castle,can't find him

 

 

 

We decide to homeport,while homeporting i tell him,"Go to the magic book and press the circle with and "h" inside of it."

 

 

 

Once I get to lumby I see this noob in lumby castle on the stairs home porting; I finnally realise it was him. :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

People are nooby that way, often, you see them in Lumbridge castle home-teleporting

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So many noobs in f2p ... look at what i see when i login... And I see things like that everytime I login, and when it's not for ppl trying to scam, it's those kind of things I see...

 

 

 

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Noob: did you steal that account

 

Me: what?

 

Noob: do you know that stealing is illegal?

 

Me: i assumed so

 

Noob: Do you know what can happen if an acc has been reported stolen?

 

Me: electric chair?

 

Noob: you think your funny?

 

Noob: because in a situation like this, i wouldn't be laughing

 

Me: *stops chuckling* yes officer

 

Noob: lets see you laugh when i erase your face runescape, funnyman

 

Noob: 10

 

Noob: 9

 

Noob: 8

 

Noob: 7

 

Noob: 6

 

Noob: 5

 

Noob: 4

 

Noob: 3

 

Noob: 2

 

Noob: 1

 

Noob: 0

 

Me: speaking of counting, i just got to 43 fishing.

 

Me: you're good. I got this itch in my side when you got to 9

 

Me: So...what happens now?

 

Me: Want some cake?

 

Me: So who reported this account stolen?

 

Noob logs off

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^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$

 

 

 

To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD:

 

 

 

It makes more sense than Ud. <.<. If you're going to be pedantic, don't put a capital on the word 'Makes' which I have highlighted in your post.

 

 

 

Jesus, rayoxide, stop caring about peoples spelling so much. Its not as if it matters at all.

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^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$

 

 

 

To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD:

 

 

 

It makes more sense than Ud. <.<. If you're going to be pedantic, don't put a capital on the word 'Makes' which I have highlighted in your post.

 

 

 

Jesus, rayoxide, stop caring about peoples spelling so much. Its not as if it matters at all.

 

 

 

ok from now on il post in leet and see how you like it.

 

 

 

dis appened 2 meh esterDay frub

 

 

 

Nub:Joo smel

 

Me: Go awai

 

Nub: naw

 

Me: Iel ch0p joo wit meh axx if joo dontt goo awai

 

Nub: No pl0x

 

Me: 5 secs

 

Nub: AG

 

Me: 4

 

Nub: eek

 

Me: 3

 

Nub: NAWWWW

 

Me:too

 

Nub logz

 

 

 

hehehe see its hard to read

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Ah yes, this happened yesterday;

 

 

 

I was in Lumbridge finishing a clue scroll - OT: Highwayman mask :roll: - and I notice some guy trying to do the "Armour Trimming Scam." So I walk over, and tell the potential victim that it was a scam, and that no one could trim armour, etc. So this scammer quickly runs to the nearest high level, and tells them to shut me up. Wow.

 

 

 

P.S. - This is on my pure Haxx_Own, who is 43 combat - "Teh_Noobah" was 42 combat. Just so you know.

 

 

 

The scammer procedes to call me a noob, and work around the chat filter until I tell him to fight me if I'm so nooby. He first laughs and accepts, and I tele to dueling arena. I wait for five minutes and then tele back. He is trying the same scam. I do the same thing as last time, and he does, oh wow, the same thing.

 

 

 

But this time he asks the high level, being 64 in this case, to help him with something. It goes a little like this.

 

 

 

Noob: ****** (username), I need help!

 

******: Help with what?

 

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Not directed to me but when i was on a free world just hanging around in Varrock with my friend i heard this:

 

 

 

Noob: i byu ur string

 

Guy: string?

 

Noob: the one ur wearin

 

Guy: What, my whip?

 

Noob: no the string

 

Guy: It's called a whip

 

Noob: no its a string

 

Noob: i pay 5k

 

Guy: It's about 1.7m

 

Noob: no it aint

 

Guy: Yes it is

 

Noob: noob im reportin u for item scammin

 

 

 

Ahh, the joys of FTP, lol

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ok from now on il post in leet and see how you like it.

 

 

 

dis appened 2 meh esterDay frub

 

 

 

Nub:Joo smel

 

Me: Go awai

 

Nub: naw

 

Me: Iel ch0p joo wit meh axx if joo dontt goo awai

 

Nub: No pl0x

 

Me: 5 secs

 

Nub: AG

 

Me: 4

 

Nub: eek

 

Me: 3

 

Nub: NAWWWW

 

Me:too

 

Nub logz

 

 

 

hehehe see its hard to read

 

 

 

Sycosis, the thing about leet is that it stands for elite. Therefore it is SUPPOSED to be hard to read. Even though it really is not that hard to read. By the way, I am fairly sure you are typing it incorrectly as you do not seem to be of the eleet.

 

 

 

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Ok, here are 3 of mine.

 

 

 

I was training WC by the yews west of catherby:

 

 

 

Noob: Give me free stuff please.

 

 

 

Me: Sorry i dont give free stuff.

 

 

 

Noob: Reported!!!

 

 

 

Me: Why?

 

 

 

Noob: Dude im a (cencor) jagex mod!!! You have to give me your pass and items or ill ban you!!!!!!11!

 

 

 

Me: What should i report you for, item scamming, password scamming, offensive language, or impersonating jagex staff.

 

 

 

Noob: None, because your about to be banned!!

 

 

 

Me: Ok, bye *Adds to ignore*

 

 

 

 

 

Next i was killling chaos druids under Edgville:

 

 

 

Noob: Want free stuff?

 

 

 

Me: What kind of stuff?

 

 

 

Noob: A D long

 

 

 

Me: Sure, thanks!

 

 

 

Noob: *gives me the d long*

 

 

 

Me: Wow thanks!

 

 

 

Noob: That'll be 300k please.

 

 

 

Me: You said it was free!!

 

 

 

Noob: Reported for item scamming.

 

 

 

Me: Alright...

 

 

 

Here is the best one. Im standing in the heros guild next to the door and the noob is outside:

 

 

 

Noob: How do i get the (cencor) in there?

 

 

 

Me: Beat the quest 'Heros Quest'

 

 

 

Noob: Whats your name?

 

 

 

Me: My runescape name or real name?

 

 

 

Noob: Real.

 

 

 

Me: Sorry, dont give that out online.

 

 

 

Noob: Give it to me!!!1!!1!1!

 

 

 

Me: Please go away..

 

 

 

Noob: No!

 

 

 

Me: Please?

 

 

 

Noob: Reported for item scamming!!!

 

 

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:

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I saw this guy following a a girl in the Stronghold of Security asking her to be his gf and all that.

 

Noob: Please be my gf.

 

Girl: Lol

 

Girl No

 

Noob: Why?

 

Girl: Go away and don't waste my time

 

Noob: But i love you.

 

Girl: Go love your mom

 

Everybody: lol noob

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Know the yew tree just outside Falador? It's always stuffed with autoers (or chinese sweatshop workers nowaydays I heard).

 

 

 

Anyway, I always stop when I pass by to report one of them (sort of a habit). One time, just as I walked in, three of them get a random event, hehe. I believe it was a tree spirit, Rick Turpentine and that pirate.

 

None of them responded (of course), so they all were getting wacked, It was just so funny to see a tree spirit, Rick and Cap 'n Hand beating the living hell out of them. Was like a massive assault of RS on autoers, hehehehe.

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Know the yew tree just outside Falador? It's always stuffed with autoers (or chinese sweatshop workers nowaydays I heard).

 

 

 

Anyway, I always stop when I pass by to report one of them (sort of a habit). One time, just as I walked in, three of them get a random event, hehe. I believe it was a tree spirit, Rick Turpentine and that pirate.

 

None of them responded (of course), so they all were getting wacked, It was just so funny to see a tree spirit, Rick and Cap 'n Hand beating the living hell out of them. Was like a massive assault of RS on autoers, hehehehe.

 

 

 

 

 

i saw that just there only it was at the magic trees neer seers the only bad thing is there a was a level 3 there cutting that wasnt an auto and he though they were talking to one of the autos and he lost a d axe i feel sorry for the guy

 

 

 

this one 5 mins ago

 

 

 

guy:Open ess plus 5gp

 

me:Erm people are doing it for 2k

 

guy:There sammers

 

me:Erm then why havent you report them

 

guy: cos i rapd them

 

me:ooooooooh kaaaaaaaaaaay wierdo

 

guy:Ill do it to you *does dance emote*

 

me:Your a nutter

 

Guy:your ugly

 

me: then why are you doing that to me

 

guy: OMG YOUR A MAN!!!!!!!!!!

 

me: E I N S T E I N ! ! ! ! ! ! (SP?)

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I went to world 1 lumby to see if I could pick up a funny noob thing. I didn't expect to find one that quickly...

 

 

 

Noob: Can i hav sum money pls?

 

Noob: Pls i need 4 my dog hes deing!!

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alright, i was training at the lesser and this girl was there and then she said this... :lol:

 

 

 

lol.jpg =;

 

 

 

Regards,

 

Razr Hybrid

 

 

 

Ever heard of joking? Of fooling around with friends and such?

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alright, i was training at the lesser and this girl was there and then she said this... :lol:

 

 

 

lol.jpg =;

 

 

 

Regards,

 

Razr Hybrid

 

 

 

Ever heard of joking? Of fooling around with friends and such?

 

 

 

yep she realy wanted to fool with her friends :D

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just now at lumby basement w 99 i showed my noobiness

 

 

 

a million ppl: its zezima omg free stuff!

 

me: omg :wall: leave zezima alone

 

million people: dude shes really here!

 

me: zezima is a male u idio( i see zezima)...... omg its zezima DOOODS!!!!! ZEZIMA OMG!!!! trade me!!!!!

 

 

 

......why god why? <.<

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Honestly, if I was Zezima, I'd start over on a new account, and tell no-one, not even my closest friends, that I was Zezima. It would be horrible to walk around with a load of people... come on, you can't even go pking in the wildy if everyone is following you!

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Honestly, if I was Zezima, I'd start over on a new account, and tell no-one, not even my closest friends, that I was Zezima. It would be horrible to walk around with a load of people... come on, you can't even go pking in the wildy if everyone is following you!

 

 

 

On the other side of the pking, Zezima could get a lot of cash :lol: With all those ppl following him :roll:

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a lvl4 comes to me(I don't remember exact words):

 

 

 

noob: do you want full dragon

 

me:yes

 

noob: ok follo

 

*takes me to some house*

 

noob: my friend is lvl119 and he has full dragon

 

noob: give me your pass

 

me: ok, my pass is detroper(tat's not my pass)

 

*noob logs out and logs back in*

 

noob:your pass didn't work, say it again

 

me: why do you need my pass?

 

noob: so i can give you stuff

 

me: why doesn't your friend come to give me stuff?

 

noob: no, give me your pass

 

me: is your friend logged in?

 

noob: yes

 

noob: she's married to zezima

 

noob: she's my mom

 

noob: they addopted me

 

noob: they don't let me have an acc

 

me: does your friend have dragon pl8

 

noob: of course, she got all

 

*i logged out*

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