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I was mining on my skiller (wearing full wizard g, bad idea) some level 30 walks up and says:

 

 

 

Him: Mai i pleeze haf 500k

 

Me: Yeah if you let me witness you killing yourself.

 

Him: Yees sir how do i do that

 

Me: Fill up your bathtub with water, jump in and let me toss my toaster in.

 

Him: Pleeze sir may I haf 100k? (notice how he lowered his 'begging' price)

 

Me: I hate beggars. go beg somewhere else.

 

Him: Im not beging Im asking nicly noob

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i was recharging my glory when i heard someone say:

 

"Ill give you a cat if your good. A live one if your lucky."

 

My response: :?: :!:

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Sorry for such a long story, I dunno if any of you will find it funny,

 

 

 

Okay, so yesterday I was really bored in Runescape, and nothing was on TV, so I decided to onto runescape and do the mime pull rope on a Falador bank light, so it looked like I was fixing the ligh.t(I had seen someone do this before) I was there for a good 20 minutes, constantly doing the emote, while telling people

 

 

 

<>,

 

 

 

<>

 

 

 

<>

 

 

 

Most poeple would say <> and continue on doing whatever it was that they were doing.

 

 

 

One guy, a level 37 I believe, comes up to me and says,

 

<

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<

 

 

 

Noob,

 

<>

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<>

 

 

 

Noob,

 

<

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<>

 

 

 

Noob,

 

<

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<>

 

 

 

Noob,

 

<

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<<13k/hour>>

 

 

 

Noob,

 

<

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<>

 

 

 

At this point he stands behind me for about 5 minutes, while I ask my friend to coem check this out, but dont talk to me directly, observe, and he does so. I tell my friend to pay me or I quit, pretending he is my boss(he was lvl 123), as the noob observes. he's astonished, and I show him 494k, saying I worked for 38 hours this week. He asks for 100k, but I say no, I worked hard for this money and he leaves me alone and heads into bank. I stay there, doing the rope climb emote for another 30 minutes, then the same noob comes out of the bank and says,

 

 

 

<>

 

 

 

<>

 

 

 

I reply,

 

<>

 

 

 

Noob,

 

<<**** you nooob>> [Goes into bank yet again]

 

 

 

I observe whats going on in bank as I do the emote...still... and 20 minutes later I see the same noob mouthing off to another noob, and I simply say, "Be nice", he doesnt listen and keeps saying how noobish the other guy is, then I feel bad, so i tell the other guy to come and see what I was doing, and that the mouthy noob believed i was fixing th light, for like 30 minutes. He went back in and made fun of the mouth guy, calling him a panzy and other names, until he logs. I was laughing so hard at that mouthy noob, he made my day, even though i spent 1 hour and a half doing climb rope, I made 1k though, random events, lol.

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I just finished reading all 128 pages in a week! Well it helped me get through mining 5k coal.

 

Great topic btw

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Heh, I have too many of these... here's one, not entirely nooby, just something to show you what Runescape has turned into.

 

Me: *Walking around Lumby in full wizzy (g), bad idea. Lvl 3 follows me*

 

 

 

Me:?

 

Noob: I'll be ur gf!!

 

Me: Er, no, I'm good.

 

Noob: Then can i plz hav sum munny!?1

 

Me: *Starts running* No.

 

Noob: I love you now give me money!!!

 

 

 

Later on she PMs me

 

 

 

Noob: You don't deserve me noob! I have 500 billion gp in my bank!

 

Me: Oh, how did you get it?

 

Noob: Killing goblins.

 

 

 

:XD:

 

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I was making minds to train my runecrafting when suddenly a noob showed up...

 

 

 

noob: hey!

 

me: hi

 

noob: how can i get a goblin mail?

 

me: you have to kill goblins.

 

noob: that's not true

 

me: it is...

 

noob: i killed goblins and now i'm gonna kill you! (says the lvl 32 to the lvl 85)

 

me: sure

 

 

 

I enter mind altar to get rid of him but forgot to put private chat on friends....

 

 

 

noob PMs me: where did u go? u're invisible!

 

me: i'm not, i'm in the mind altar

 

noob: can you pls teach me how to become invisible?

 

me: I wasn't invisible...

 

noob: REPORTED!

 

me: for what?

 

noob: bug abuse, no1 can become invisible noob! you have to tell this bug to the costumer support!

 

me: if i teach u, would u go tell the costumer support?

 

noob: ur a ****ing noob.

 

 

 

noob logs out...

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noob:hey hey!

 

me:hi

 

noob:can I ask you something?

 

me:sure!

 

noob:would you like to be my daddy??

 

me:wtf! hell no

 

noob:ooh come on plz I need a dad!

 

me:I said no!

 

noob:c'mon I pay for it ~2k~

 

me:dude,go to bed!

 

 

 

(world99 edg <.< )

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noob:hey hey!

 

me:hi

 

noob:can I ask you something?

 

me:sure!

 

noob:would you like to be my daddy??

 

me:wtf! hell no

 

noob:ooh come on plz I need a dad!

 

me:I said no!

 

noob:c'mon I pay for it ~2k~

 

me:dude,go to bed!

 

This is just sick :shock:

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nice stories

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IT'S A TRAP SHINY JUST WANTS TO STALK YOU.

Hell yeah I do. Whats your msn?

That's how it all starts.

 

Next he's going to ask you what flavor of candy you enjoy and whats your favorite color van.

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i think he just wanted a screenie for ego purposes :roll:

 

 

 

Erhm.. M-0--0-S-E is my name. I blocked his out. What are you talking about?

 

 

 

sorry, should have clarified, but he just wanted to show his friends that he managed to kill you, and it would be a better pic if you had a whip <.<

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Not really a mooblet story but kinda strange

 

This happened in a pm.

 

Random Noob:I am not a jagex or p mod. You have not been randomly chosen for Runescape Lottery. I am not giving you a free membership. I will not require your pass. You will not be banned or muted. Have a nice day.

 

me:........ ok

Noob:"Let me have your sword then you cant cut yourself":

noob:How do you report ppl?

me:you go on the door icon and click log off

noob:KK ty

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(watching a discussion with two noobs)

 

 

 

noob1:how much is that zammy helm u showed me

 

 

 

noob2:alot

 

 

 

noob1:5k for it?

 

 

 

noob2:hell no

 

 

 

(later on that hour)

 

 

 

noob1:selling whips 1 mill each (when we're in f2p)

 

 

 

how's "noob2" a noob?

 

 

 

he's like lvl 3 haing full zammy,sara,guthix,and mage (t) but now that i think about it hes not much as a noob

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A noob who try to scam me.....................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob : i give u member ship for free

 

 

 

me : no thx

 

 

 

Noob : gimmie ur password and i make it member free

 

 

 

me : err ok??

 

 

 

Noob : dude!! i giving u free member ship.. gimmie ur password ..

 

 

 

me : plz can u shut up... u dumb scammer

 

 

 

Noob : reported

 

 

 

me : for

 

 

 

Noob :asking me to shut up

 

 

 

me : w/a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....................... 1 week later still not banned ... zzz

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