September 8, 200718 yr this is a condensed version of the real story: i am fighting in someones house in a boxing ring *no armor* noob: omfg prayer noob gtfo me: why am I a prayer noob big mistake!!! :arrow: noob: u use pro from melle thats so nuby me:i trained prayer with me own money, i have a right to use it! noob: omg you are so nooby you have no armor on me: thats cause its in the bank!!! mistake #2 :arrow: noob: sure... u noob. your combat level is so nooby too (note his was only 3 levels above mine) me: oh really? total level? noob: 1219 me: 1444. nuff said noob: lol who cares you have no armor you are probably broke me: ...*in my head: oh...my...god..im gonna kill you*dude. i have 6m in cash, 4 glories, torag pl8, rune pl8 and legs, helm of neitznot, rune boots, a ton of runes and food and seeds, and more. now tell me how im broke? level102noob: omfg shut up noob you are broke me: maybe i don't play as much as you, but noob is an attitude, not a level noob: lol stop trying to sound clever me: whats wrong with being clever?! or smart for that matter noob102: everything me: ok. il go to college and you can go work at mickey d's noob: lol no my iq is 165 me:... that means you're are a genius houseowner: wtf is going on? me: (exxplains everything) houseowner: lol 165? where did u get a test? me: yeah i know. online ones are so off noob: no. i took mine in school me:what school? jimmy bob's school for 'special' children? noob: omfg stfu prayer noob me: :wall: :evil: :x +*boom*
September 8, 200718 yr Some of these are funny, although I doubt some of them are real. This is what happened to me one day: *I'm wearing gnome scarf, white beret, cooking gauntlets, legends cape and desert boots* *I go to the cows in Lumbridge to kill 2 for the hides because I was quickly doing a treasure trail and I needed 2 hides* Noob: lol wats taht thing on ur neck? Me: A gnome scarf Noob: omfg your so nooby, gome clothes r the noobest eva Me: Ok then I guess I'll be goin... Noob: Wait Me: Yes... Noob: Att, Str & Def? Me: 75, 75, 74 Noob: Omfg! ha noob omfg, def noob, def noob. u a poor noob wiht ur nome sarf an def, noob! Me: *sigh* *goes through the gate* lol, I don;t know why I bother replying sometimes. EDIT: I'm 93(I haven't played in awhile so I don't remember) and I'm always asked for stuff and I hate when I give them free stuff and give directions and they don't even say ty...
September 8, 200718 yr I agree with Marlin. :? Why is this person posting anyway? Its clear he was the noob :P Maybe he finally admitted his nooby-ness, and wanted to tell the rest of the community? How nice of him ... After reading my post, it seemed like I was aiming this at Angat.. I wasnt :) Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon? 99/99/80+ looking for monster hunting groupRS07: mb nb
September 8, 200718 yr I was in the bank when I saw a noob buying air tiaras for 3k. Easiest 3k I ever made. :) I always buy stuff like that for way more than they're worth. If you offer people more than they're worth then you get stuff alot quicker. If 3k is worth your time to bank, trade, then rebank... then you're the one who is the noob
September 8, 200718 yr I was training in varrock sewers a level 44 showed up. guy: were can I find the key me: what key? guy: nm me: if your talking about the demon slayer key guy: yh me: it should be up that corridor guy: kk cheers This guy was level 44 with full mithril and was in the middle of demon slayer? :XD: So he never got around to it, big deal. I didnt do black knight's fortress until level 50ish. i did prince ali rescue at lvl 90 :ohnoes: \ \ I did the Edward the Chicken (or whatever it's called... -.- ) quest at level 93, with around 1350 total level... :shock: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 8, 200718 yr So im casually fletching in seers in my gear(Green P Hat, D chain, D legs, D boots, D-Fire Shield, and RC cape. My friend and her friend come to see the RC cape Emote, so I walk out of bank so they can see. After about 2 times, a noob walks up and... Noob: You stupid no lifer. Me: .... Noob: Yur probably a fat nerd with no life. Me: Yeah, I am, you caught me. I only run 5 miles a day and work out every other day. Noob: Yeah right you must play 24 hours a day to get 99 rc and party hat. Me: not really, i've been rcing for over 2 and a half years. Noob: *Starts calling me more names, I add to ignore* Qizx2- ArchmagePersonnumber100- Warlock for life.Would you?
September 8, 200718 yr nothing can beat this, period. I'm Zerk Vs 1def btw. It's not very funny, and what did you report him for? I don't think "nurd" is something he could get blackmarks for... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
September 8, 200718 yr nothing can beat this, period. I'm Zerk Vs 1def btw. It's not very funny, and what did you report him for? I don't think "nurd" is something he could get blackmarks for... It's not the "nurd" thing that is an offence but the spamming, witch is reportable.
September 8, 200718 yr noob - how come you're blue dot? me - i'm not, you are. noob - i'm a blue dot? me - yes you are. noob - i don't look blue, you look blue. me - ok, the truth is it's you team cape, we on same team. noob - what's that mean? me - we have on same cape. noob - that's it? me - you know about secert team passwords right? noob - no? me - if you know the team password you get all the stuff I have on. noob - really? me - really, I could take all of your stuff if I wanted. noob - will you? me - no, you have nothing I want noob - what's the password? me - it's what the dragon said to you when you won it. noob - i didn't kill a dragon? me - really? noob - no I bought it. me - oh. noob - can you tell me the password. me - no. noob - why not. me - you'll take my stuff. noob - no I wont I promise, I'll take someone elses. me - I can't tell you maybe you can guess it. at that point he tries to guess it for a while and I finally tell him I got to go but he can try to guess it some other time.
September 8, 200718 yr noob - how come you're blue dot? me - i'm not, you are. noob - i'm a blue dot? me - yes you are. noob - i don't look blue, you look blue. me - ok, the truth is it's you team cape, we on same team. noob - what's that mean? me - we have on same cape. noob - that's it? me - you know about secert team passwords right? noob - no? me - if you know the team password you get all the stuff I have on. noob - really? me - really, I could take all of your stuff if I wanted. noob - will you? me - no, you have nothing I want noob - what's the password? me - it's what the dragon said to you when you won it. noob - i didn't kill a dragon? me - really? noob - no I bought it. me - oh. noob - can you tell me the password. me - no. noob - why not. me - you'll take my stuff. noob - no I wont I promise, I'll take someone elses. me - I can't tell you maybe you can guess it. at that point he tries to guess it for a while and I finally tell him I got to go but he can try to guess it some other time. Well, from my point of view, *you* were the noob here. That was just the ignorance (not in the insulting way) of the other guy. *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023
September 9, 200718 yr This HAS to be the funniest thread ever!! :thumbsup: Own a forum? Advertise it for Free!!! Forum Promotion - Free Forum AdvertisingThe Freelance Mind - Freelance, Graphics, and Webmaster Discussion forums
September 9, 200718 yr This happened to me and my rl best friend when we went to f2p lumbridge and we logged in on the right tower(south). He was a newb not a noob but I still found it funny Newb: Wat r u guys doin hre? Friend: Doin some stuff, talkin. *Newb trades* *I accept to humor him* *Newb puts up rune skimmy(note)* Newb: Wanna bi it? I cant ose it, its stuk in this paintin Me: You have to unnote it first, go to a bank and deposit it and withdraw it. Newb: K thz Newb: Do u stil wannabi? Me: Nty Newb: Ok *3minutes later* Newb: Did u decide if ur gunna bi it or not? Me: NO THANK YOU!!!! Newb: k Newb: So u ready to buy it?
September 9, 200718 yr so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes:
September 9, 200718 yr I was fishing and these people I got in a fight with on ms' saw me: Them:LMFAO!!! it's heaven 0mphgod!!! stupid nerd lol!!! needs a lyphe me: ??? them: lol nerd!!! lmfao bet he doesn't have a single clu about life lol them:lol!!! Rofl!!!!! me:leave me alone, get a life them: rooooooooooffffllll!!! the stupid nerd noob is telling me to get a life!!!!111#@#!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are not alone, Our Father, God will always be with you.
September 9, 200718 yr heres one just now my brother got the screenschot i fixed it up i thought it was pretty funny
September 10, 200718 yr so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes: Ummmm, thats not asking for personal stuff, how will he find you if you live in example, Usa. Not a big chance yeah?
September 10, 200718 yr Everywhere I go to alch in, there's always one male who goes up to a female player, and says: "I has a dimound ring pls mary me"?. The female takes the ring and runs. :|
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