Sentry_Wolf Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I was minding my own bussiens in Falador east-bank when this lvl 78 comes up. Lvl 78: Can i by tha thing u holdin??? *He was talking about my PP Sceptre* Me: Ok, offer. Lvl 78: Trade *I trade & wait for him to show offer before I put it up.* Lvl 78: ??? Me: Show offer, then i'll put up. *He puts up mith full helm and 140 something coin* Me: ... never mind its nfs. Lvl 78: Pl0x? Lvl 78: Can I buy that thing u holdin? *lvl 96 comes out of the blue* Lvl 96: rofl, its a master wand. *I at this point lol'ed irl.* Me: Some people are.. not that bright these days. >.< Somehow both lvl 78 and 96 at same time: Noob!! *I walk off* Lol, you people are just... :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Here's a great conversation I saw in Falador. I call these two guys Stupid Guy(SG) and Really Patient Guy(RPG) SG: Can u take me to falador RPG: This is falador SG: Can u take me to falador me: Lol RPG: This is falador SG: Can youtake me to falador me: You're in falador! RPG: This is falador SG: Plz im in a hurry! RPG: This is falador me: This whole city SG: Plz take me to falador plz o plz remind my of something: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 lol, this just happennd,.. random pm:are you spek arabak? (exact spelling) me pm:who the heck are you? there was no anser. not funny, but so stinkin random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_s_2 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 :lol: 99 attack-34,104th to 99 attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 So I was at bandits trianing and this dude comes up to me telling me where to stand so I can trian better. I did so cause I really wanted to shut him up, after a while he starts to step on them so they overlap so I'm being doubled teamed, he then ask for my food cause zezima will give me 100m at 'camilit' (I was using the silvernight spec for defense) I finnaly snaped and teled cause I was sick of this dude True story, noobs try this stuff at bandits -_- Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetore Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Just now in Falador bank. Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daerrorz Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 ok this one is good me:I HOPE U DIE he:um what me:GO *BLEEP* URSELf he:i just asked for 1gp man wtf me:REPORTED if u delete this post ur gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetore Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 ok this one is good me:I HOPE U DIE he:um what me:GO *BLEEP* URSELf he:i just asked for 1gp man wtf me:REPORTED if u delete this post ur gay The objective of this topic is to post other people being a noob, not when your being a noob... and a jerk too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daerrorz Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 wtf is a smexy party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetore Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 wtf is a smexy party Off topic much? Smexy is just a stupid spelling of sexy... Need I go on? Really? Okay, not really noobish, but my first 'I gonna try scam yoo, k?' message. Got it yesterday, it was out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 ok this one is good me:I HOPE U DIE he:um what me:GO *BLEEP* URSELf he:i just asked for 1gp man wtf me:REPORTED if u delete this post ur gay The objective of this topic is to post other people being a noob, not when your being a noob... and a jerk too. OWNT! Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU_Insane Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Someone: buying iron pants for 50 coins Lol, I have a similar one! Misguided Person: Buying Steel Pants 1k Me: lol! RIP RU_Insane. August 3rd, 2005 - November 11th, 2012. My Stats on Old School RuneScape: Reform Customer SupportCheck Out My Threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 There's nothing funny there, pants and legs are the same thing... for f2p players at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyndicate Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 heres 1: noob: hi me: hi noob: whats that hat?? me: a santa noob: can i buy??? me: if you have the cash =) noob: 5k?? me: your about 12mil off there noob: what! your reported for item scamming good times good times :roll: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ThATS REALLY FUNNY!!! >>>>>>| RSN: Anubisignite |<<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lem2222 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 very funny, here is mine Noob: ur a noob Me: heard that, think of something better Noob: ur a Free loading noob Me: you picking up my drops.... #-o Quick Link to Lem's Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestsob Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 level 60: Can you show me where the steel rock is? Me: hahaha. There is no such thing as a steel rock. Me: You have to smelt two coal and one iron ore together to make Me: One steel bar. level 60: why not? level 60: please show me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonihilist Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 One time someone asked me if I could trim their rune armour for them. [r] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonihilist Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 noob - how come you're blue dot? me - i'm not, you are. noob - i'm a blue dot? me - yes you are. noob - i don't look blue, you look blue. me - ok, the truth is it's you team cape, we on same team. noob - what's that mean? me - we have on same cape. noob - that's it? me - you know about secert team passwords right? noob - no? me - if you know the team password you get all the stuff I have on. noob - really? me - really, I could take all of your stuff if I wanted. noob - will you? me - no, you have nothing I want noob - what's the password? me - it's what the dragon said to you when you won it. noob - i didn't kill a dragon? me - really? noob - no I bought it. me - oh. noob - can you tell me the password. me - no. noob - why not. me - you'll take my stuff. noob - no I wont I promise, I'll take someone elses. me - I can't tell you maybe you can guess it. at that point he tries to guess it for a while and I finally tell him I got to go but he can try to guess it some other time. Sometimes when people are being noob I ask for the password. Like when they want something for free, I say, "what's the password?" Then they try to guess it lol. [r] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faisalhype Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 level 60: Can you show me where the steel rock is? Me: hahaha. There is no such thing as a steel rock. Me: You have to smelt two coal and one iron ore together to make Me: One steel bar. level 60: why not? level 60: please show me? ... bet that lvl 60 bought his account.. 1150+ total, 151 questpoints and 76 combat.. is it good? Plz pm me for your thoughts.Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chariot Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here (apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting) Noob: Diiiiiiiie Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already Noob: Ty Noob: 'take long enufff : "One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws."-Martin Luther King "The Kingdom of God is anarchy"-Nicolas Berdyaev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here (apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting) Noob: Diiiiiiiie Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already Noob: Ty Noob: 'take long enufff : That's not noobish... I do it all the time. For example when I'm fighting a demon I'll say "Die foul beast from hell!!!" It really gets you into the spirit of monster killing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goblin512 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Okay here's the greatest conversation my friend have Pass scammer: congratulations you have been selected to be a mod friend: ayour not a mod scammer pas scammer: I am a mod friend: then where's the crown? pas scammer: mods don't have crowns in pm friend: yes they do- I've spoken to one through pm pas scammer: oh rlly? My friend then reported him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Not really a noobish conversation, just me and some other guys exploiting the gullibility of newbs, but me and some other guys were swinging our bull roarers in a bank, some newb asks what they were. We were all wielding whips, so we told him we were swinging our weapon, the amazing "God whip", which could 1-hit anything and cost 700mil. We were wearing some mildly expensive stuff, so it isn;t surprising that the newb believed it. So we were going on and on about how great it was, one guy even attacked and 1-hit a guard, "proving" it worked. We never did tell him the truth :XD: Another time, today, I was in world 2 selling some stuff from my last clue scroll. I say, "selling guthix stole 150k" when some guy trades me, puts up a d med. I seriously consider this, seeing as it is worth more than 150k, but might be a pain to sell. I eventually click "accept", he declines and says, "cash only nub". Wtf? Then I said, "I was selling something else..." and he asks, "wanna buy it or not?!" :? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Smither Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here (apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting) Noob: Diiiiiiiie Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already Noob: Ty Noob: 'take long enufff : I talk to my monsters all the time especially when they won't die : Click for My Blog670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philskill Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I was mining at the minig guild when this 46 starts having a go at me 46:Stop or ip baned stupit nuuub me: mmmmm, hi there. 46. i ban yu for steel rock me:There's plenty of rocks to go around, stop complaining. 46:omfg noob1 i kil you on mi 124 me:kk, have fun with that. 46:noooooooooooooooooooooob!!111 *46 walks away* immature 10 year old ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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