August 23, 200619 yr a nice short and simple one me (lvl 70) - at ardy stealing silk noob (lvl88) - can i have your silk? me - for....... noob - free? me - ummmmmm no noob - nub ill steal my own *noob steals own* *noob tried to sell to silk guy* *noob gets battered by guard* me (and the rest of the players around) - hehehehe
August 23, 200619 yr ok this just shows how bad scammers are now noob: buying 10 laws 10k! me: *trades and puts up 10 laws* noob: puts up 10k me: *accepts* noob: hold on don't accept so fast me: why? noob: i didn't get to change the money to 1k and put up an iron scimmy yet me: omg scammer noob: so :wall:
August 23, 200619 yr Noob: ill trimm your armour for free!!!!!!11] Me:I'm not wearing any armour... Noob: oh Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller.
August 23, 200619 yr Here's one from a while ago. I was cutting yews at seers with some people, all fairly rich ranging from 80-113. Newb: hey nice hat. what is it? 113: a party hat. Newb: can I have it? guy: lol! me: lol... 113: well no not really. Newb: howd you get it? 113: you cant get them any more unless you buy them. guy: this guys in full iron, he cant afford one. newb: liar!!! nooobs! I bet you can still get one and you lyin cuz you think newb: that you are so great!! 113: actually...your right. you can still get them. Newb: how??? 113: just head into the wilderness to the castle with the knights. Newb: ok!!! I scammed u! Im gonna get one and rub it in your face! About 30 minutes later. Me: hey what do you think happened to the guy you sent to the wildy? 113: gawd, I feel really guilty now. I hoped you enjoyed my post. If not, you may wish to jot down the name below and make obscene phone calls. Coming to a big screen near you.
August 24, 200619 yr I was in Varrock square today trying to get a mind talisman, stupid of me because I could have just killed some wizards till I got one. Anyway, a guy notices my crown and I get the usual onslaught of questions. I give up trying to buy a talisman in the square so I head off to the Wizards' Tower. And the guy, of course follows me. Him: Did you get jagex to hack your account and make it lvl 78? Me: No... Him: Can you get me a lvl 70 account plz? Me: No... Him: Why? Me: Because it's illegal to do that Him: How old are you? Me: Why do you want to know that Him: Cuz I like moderators (eww...) Me: How long are you going to be following me? Him: I dunno, long time probly. Me: lkjfhkljdfhlkdsfjhglkdjflkdjs (from bashing my head onto my keyboard) the russians are the best! Hands down!
August 24, 200619 yr I was in Varrock square today trying to get a mind talisman, stupid of me because I could have just killed some wizards till I got one. Anyway, a guy notices my crown and I get the usual onslaught of questions. I give up trying to buy a talisman in the square so I head off to the Wizards' Tower. And the guy, of course follows me. Him: Did you get jagex to hack your account and make it lvl 78? Me: No... Him: Can you get me a lvl 70 account plz? Me: No... Him: Why? Me: Because it's illegal to do that Him: How old are you? Me: Why do you want to know that Him: Cuz I like moderators (eww...) Me: How long are you going to be following me? Him: I dunno, long time probly. Me: lkjfhkljdfhlkdsfjhglkdjflkdjs (from bashing my head onto my keyboard) Ouch. ^ Blog.
August 24, 200619 yr Hmmm, here's one that happened not to long ago. I guess that'll teach me to be nice. -.- Not really funny, but meh. I just started a new account and made myself full iron so I wouldn't have to pay. As I was killing goblins, a guy walks up to me. Him: Can I have ur plate? Him: Haha jk Me: You really want an iron plate? I'll just make one for you. Him: Relly? Me: Yeah, just hang out here and I'll brb with it. So I log onto my main and make him an iron plate and a iron full helm to be nice. I walk over to where he was waiting and give it to him. I then log back onto my new character. I notice he put his bronze plate back on. Him: Wheres the plate? Him: R u trying to trick a noob?? Me: ...I just gave it to you Him: No u didn't Me: ...right Thankfully he runs off, but geez. To heck with being nice? It can't rain all the time
August 24, 200619 yr Just cause I have full rune and I'm level 56, people ask for "Phr33 st00f pl0z 0r I will h4xz0r u 2 bits!!!!!!11111" :notalk: rofl gee wiz how bad was it for me!!! lvl 39 with full rune on!!! keh-bah-gee!!!!!! OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING
August 24, 200619 yr siggy fied..... OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING
August 24, 200619 yr Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends... siggie fied OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING
August 24, 200619 yr So I was walking through barbarian village, when a noob comes up to me and asks for free stuff. I can't shake him off, so I end up walking though one of the huts in the village in such a way that I'm outside and he's inside. I close the door and run. It's not particularly funny, but it's a sensible evaison technique. There's no sig here. Move it along...
August 24, 200619 yr I remember a funny one: One day i was weilding a rune 2h and walking through verrock until this lvl 15 noob walks by: Noob: Hey can I buy ur sword for 5k! Im desperate! Me: NO WAY IT'S A RUNE 2H ITS WORK 45K AT LEAST! Noob: 6k? lol...
August 24, 200619 yr went fo a f2p world to talk to one of my friends while i still had my torags. heh... a nnob comes up... noob-wat armour is that? me-it is whale skin armour. noob-is it n e good? me-ye it owns noob-how do u get it? my friend- you have to kill a dire beached whale noob-where r those? me-you know where edgeville is? noob-yea me-well, its nowhere near there noob-omg! i bet u r lying me-and you just now caught on? the other day i was walking with some friends when i saw a dead bird. i said, 'look, a dead bird!' my friends looked in the sky and said 'where?'
August 24, 200619 yr So Im chopping yews near fally 2day, and this noob comes up to me and asks "what level of wildy is this?" I told him 47 and he yelled uhoh and ran back into fally. LOL! ltf Homepageltf Memberlistl
August 24, 200619 yr While I was mining iron: Noob*: noob! Noob: Everyone here is a noob! Me: Stop talking. Noob: I own all of you on my main. Other Person: level? Noob: lvl 88 ...and then... Noob: My cousin is Zezima! *Note: Spelling may not be as accurate as I post it here. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.
August 26, 200619 yr lmao this 1 juss happened 1 second ago scene:ranging arrows in experiment cave *picks up arorws* noob:hey give those back me:...? noob:u stole my mith arrows me:umm...no i didnt noob:yes u did reported for item scamming...arrow stealer me:mk noob:give me mine back and ill give u ur 20 irons back me:umm i didnt take ur arrows noob noob:give me my arrows back now *fight goes on 4 ever* :thumbsup:
August 26, 200619 yr seems like all noobs are like 8 years old... ask incredibly dumb questions.. and have the worst of grammar... one noob one day... went something like this: noob:cussing me:reported noob:you cant report me im not a member me: it dosent matter if your a member i can still report you noob:no you cant and went on a bit more..
August 26, 200619 yr Noob: How do I runecraft? He was level 74, so he either never runecrafted, or bought that account World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
August 27, 200619 yr hey guys,my first post on the runetips forum! i'm a combat lvl 52 f2per with full black (i know,not the armour you'd expect someone over combat lvl 50 to wear)and i'm in a large mansion in falador populated only by a woman.then i got bored and decided to start attacking the woman.that's when a player logs in,he's lvl 32 but pretty much still a noob judging from his behaviour in our "conversation" me:*attacks woman* noob:no!anna!!!!!my assistant! me:well she's dead now noob:there's a man next door,why don't you kill him?! me:because i'm killing "anna" woman spawns again me:*attacks* noob:nooooooo!!!!you monster!!you killed anna!! this is when i start to play a bit of "theater" me:you don't need anna,join me and you could be so much stronger noob:no!i will not join you! woman spawns again,i just attack her again and she drops chaos runes me:she has chaos runes with her,do you still think she's your lovely asistent? noob:the runes were for research! me:you don't get it do you?she wanted you dead! me:but we wouldn't want to waste you,as you might be a valuable servant noob:i will not give in to you!you monster!i'm going to get the town! the noob runs out of the mansion and starts yelling noob:everybody!help me!a dark knight is in there attacking my anna! player passing by:erm,whatever dude the noob runs back in just in time to see me kill the woman again noob:no!you monster! me:had enough? noob:yes!yes!have mercy! me:well i ain't stopping!*kills the woman again* this still goes on like that for 10 minutes,after that i'm bored and go off to edgeville dungeon.i get an idea and add him to my friends list me:i'm inside of you,you can't escape me:muahahahahahahaha! that's when i remove him from my friends list
August 27, 200619 yr :shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd.. Lvl 3: Hi Me: Yo Lvl 3: How old are you? Me: 15...You? Lvl 3: 9 years old Me: Cool Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me? Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz? And I ran away... jeeze ... So, all the kids are weird? Will update when I feel like it.
August 27, 200619 yr Anyway, This is what happend to me once when I was playing around with my easter ring: Noob: How u do that? Me: Easter ring. Noob: Cn i buy? Me: No, not tradable. Noob: Cn i hve accnt? Me: You mean you want my account? Noob: Ya Me: No, go away. Will update when I feel like it.
August 27, 200619 yr I had this conversation once Scammer (in pm): Hello. I'm part of Jagex staff, and you have been picked to receive free lifetime membership and 1 Mil gp. Me (playing along): Ok. How do I receive this prize? Scammer: Excellent! Now all we need is your pas Me: My ******** (blanked out word is password)? Scammer: Excuse me! Me: My pas is "lol your reported" Scammer: Kool Frankly, I'm surprised people can be that stupid. Well, actually, I'm not :wink: hah i got the exact same thing once. i reported him for jagex impersonation pwned
August 27, 200619 yr On karajma docks noob: Holy (cencored)! What is that thing? (Being attacked by a lv 19 river troll) everyone: river troll noob: whats that? everyone: a fishing random noob: can one of you kill it for me? :wall: obviously doesn't know much about randoms These are newbs and not noobs. They dont know about it, but at least they are friendly and dont offend you all the time. I have no problem with these kind of persons. Everyone was new once. My Signature
August 27, 200619 yr -Takes place in seers bank after i get a mime random event which unlocked the climb rope emote and after doing the emote the noob asks me about it- Noob-What is that Me: Climb rope emote :D noob: No, it looks like your driving a car Me: naa, its climbing rope Noob: reported for jagex staff impersonation! Me: -.- noob: reported for offensive language ! Me: Zomg my friend dropped 2mill upstairs (in the bank) Noob: Climbs up stairs and doesnt come down Best way to get rid of a noob :)
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