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Guy: "I can upgrade your sword to Rune"

Me: "So why isn't your sword Rune?"

Me: "Huh?"

Guy after 3 minutes: "Yeh.."



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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

Noob2: Why?

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

^this one made me laugh alot



and i got this one too



Noob:Can I have some sausages?

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

Noob:Can i have some sausages

Guy:What sausages?

Noob:The ones you're holding

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

Noob:they're sausages

Guy:they're not sausages!!

Noob:noob im reporting you

Guy:for what?

Noob: for not sharing food

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob

^lol i always tought whips look weird



ROFL these made me ROFL literally

me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious:

And the bunny ears one was good...lol

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

Noob2: Why?

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

^this one made me laugh alot



and i got this one too



Noob:Can I have some sausages?

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

Noob:Can i have some sausages

Guy:What sausages?

Noob:The ones you're holding

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

Noob:they're sausages

Guy:they're not sausages!!

Noob:noob im reporting you

Guy:for what?

Noob: for not sharing food

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob

^lol i always tought whips look weird



ROFL these made me ROFL literally

me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious:

And the bunny ears one was good...lol




:lol: :lol: :lol: I like the second one, the first one wasn't so funny. I wish I owned an abbyssal whip, it would suit me, da L337 chef so perfectly well if someone thought they were sausage links!



Can you literally ROFL? I've never done while reading...

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

Noob2: Why?

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

^this one made me laugh alot



and i got this one too



Noob:Can I have some sausages?

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

Noob:Can i have some sausages

Guy:What sausages?

Noob:The ones you're holding

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

Noob:they're sausages

Guy:they're not sausages!!

Noob:noob im reporting you

Guy:for what?

Noob: for not sharing food

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob

^lol i always tought whips look weird



ROFL these made me ROFL literally

me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious:

And the bunny ears one was good...lol




:lol: :lol: :lol: I like the second one, the first one wasn't so funny. I wish I owned an abbyssal whip, it would suit me, da L337 chef so perfectly well if someone thought they were sausage links!



Can you literally ROFL? I've never done while reading...




I have....





It was some stupid joke in the forum games. Something like "to cow are in a tree steaking waffles. then another horse comes...." It wasn't funny at first, but after like 6 or 7 time of reading it, I found that it wasn't supposed to make sense, it was just plain [developmentally delayed]ed.





On Topic:

I love the Crown one. That one almost made me rofl.
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Heres my conversation with a noob that i think may suffer from some mental issues



Me: Selling d long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh i buy i buy it

Me: Okay, whats your offer

Noob: I give u some shrimpies and 12gpees ohhhh and bronze scimmy

Me: Uh no thanks for offering

Noob: ZOMG u fauking n00b wut ur porb?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Me: Ummmm im gonna leave now

Noob: NO!!!! STFU n00by ch00by fr00by dont just wak away from me, thats right rune else i p00n u wit my scimmy

Me: Plz go away you stupid noob

Noob: Reported for being a {FCC}hole. Have fun being banned n00b



Two weeks later one of this noobs classmates from school informed me that the noob was trying to scam people and it didnt work. THen he went off the deep end and eventually got nailed by jagex for offensive language, item scamming, and having an autotyper. He got banned for life and quit the game.
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ive some nice screens... like this 1...



all noobs (up to lvl 108 :D)

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and a noob noob...



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Here's one of my all time favorite noob conversations



Noob: Miner you have 99 smithing!!!

Me: Oh really? I wasn't aware =p

Noob: How did you get it?

Me: By smelting 1 mil bronze bars

Me: I did it all in three days =p



-- Noob wanders off only to come back 10 minutes later---



Noob: Miner did you mine all the tin and copper or did you buy it?
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I was in Karamja cooking my lobbies when I got this:



Some guy whose name I don't remember: Get away from my fire, noob.



It's not like my presence was affecting his cooking.

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I was making planks like 3 days ago and some random guy comes up to me and I'll start the conversation here...



Person1 (p1): Buying full mystic!

P1: Buying full mystic

P1: pmg n33bs!!!! buying fulll mystic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Me: I'll sell it, I'm busy atm so just add me and I will sell it in like 30 minutes.

P1: Thanks!!!!!!!!

*P1 starts following me*

Me: Add me, I'll PM you...

P1: Nah, Il w8.

Me: ok? -.-

P2: You want to buy full mystic P1?

P1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!11111

P2: How much you offer...

P1: 500k

P2: Ok sure

Me: I'll sell it for 400k...

P2: OK bai....

P1: Go to bank

Me: OK, I'll get it out

P1 wishes to trade with you

*P1 offers 40k*

Declined Trade

Me: That's 40k

P1: n0 its n0t!!1 its 4000k!!!!!!111

Me: ok? I'll think about it...

*continues to make planks*

*P1 is still following me and does for like 20 minutes*

Me: What?...

P1: Buying full mystic!!!!

me: ...



How stupid can you get, following me for 20 minutes. I put chat off and turned it back on, it was something like...



TALK!

omg talk noooob

noob dood!!!

Sell me mytec

omg!!!11



LOL? :roll:
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lol...these are funny. I've got two, both from today



noob:foolow to win 100k!!

I start following, along with a lvl 69

noob starts walking

me:this is probably a scam

lvl 69:yeah, this is probably a scam

noob stops walking

me:is this a scam?

lvl 69:im sure it is

noob:duh!

me:reported

lvl 69:reported



lol, he even admitted he was scamming...



second one:



noob:who wants to get rich?

a bunch of guys, including me walk over

noob:ok, just give me money and i'll give back 3 times as much

me:scam!!!!! don't do it!!!!!

everyone except for a lvl 37 walks away

me:report him

noob:i'll give u 3 gp if u don't report me! youll be rich!

lvl 37:too late

me:3 gp is what you call rich????



lol
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noob: i could own you wit my maine!!!!!!!!11111

me: What level is it?

noob: 200

me: Your combat level can't go that high

noob: tehn how high can it go?!

me: 126

noob: then my main is 126

me: noob...

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darn nvm

i am a paint noob


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yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!!




You said it wrong... it should have been:



In Soviet Russia, egg morph YOU!
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and a noob noob...



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Yeah it can look stupid, but u can see this as a nice Role Player

Im not calling someone noob for being nice
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Some guy claiming to know me -.-



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Yes, the other conversation was private..

i am a paint noob


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Here, I got 2 stories.



Noob:Can I have 200k?

Me:No

Noob:Can I have 100k?

Me:No

*Me attacks a guard, he keeps on following*

Noob:Can I have 50k?

Me:No

Noob:Reported for Item Scamming



:|



Different Story



Noob:Giving away red helm with two white [bleep]es!

Me, along with a lot of other people follow.

Level 74:Scam, most probably

Other Dude (Forgot Level):Yeah

Noob:Shut up!

Me:Scammer

Noob:So what?



Lol

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I had this conversation once



Scammer (in pm): Hello. I'm part of Jagex staff, and you have been picked to receive free lifetime membership and 1 Mil gp.

Me (playing along): Ok. How do I receive this prize?

Scammer: Excellent! Now all we need is your pas

Me: My ******** (blanked out word is password)?

Scammer: Excuse me!

Me: My pas is "lol your reported"

Scammer: Kool



Frankly, I'm surprised people can be that stupid. Well, actually, I'm not :wink:

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A while back my cousin my cousin and I were mining coal together to pass the time.



My cousin, a boy with a female character, managed to get hacked while we were mining. Someone logs him off. Five seconds later the character comes back on and I had this conversation with the hacker.



Me: "Hey, welcome back."

Hacker: "Hey."

Me: "What happened?"

Hacker:" My internet lagged to much so it logged me off."



My cousin has broadband.



Me:" What?!? How?"

Hacker:"I dunno."

Hacker:" Wann be my bf?"

Me:" What?!?!?!?!? Sicko!"

Hacker: "What, are you gay or something?!?"



Its then I realized it was not my cousin.



Me:"Wow, that took like 2 minutes."

Hacker:"What do you mean?"

Me:"I'm talking to the real owner of that account on the phone, right now."

Hacker:" I'm reporting you!"

Me: "Sorry, I just changed his password and recovery questions."

Hacker: "What are you talking about sexy?, don't you want to be my bf?"

-Reported Hacker.-

Me:"The owner of that account is 11. I' not a pedofile. "

Hacker:" But I'm 18, I swear!"

Me:"Secondly, the owner is my cousin. And I'm not a fan of sodomy."



The hacker ran off, but I followed him.



Me: "Thirdly, the owner is a boy. And, no, I'm not gay."



Hacker logged off, 40 seconds later my cousin logs back on.



Cousin:" I wodner who that was."

Me: "i dunno, but Jagex has his IP. :P "

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I was watching my son play on our computer downstairs.



This chap for some reason was following him calling him all sorts of names avoiding the censor, there were about 7 or 8 strong swear words.



my son got fed up and typed



go away sucker and of course the censor removed the suck part.



The chap following quickly said reported noob.



I tried to get my son to type "thanks that will save me doing it", but he wouldnt.





A time I was in the essence mine mining away and a level 73 comes up to me and asks me what I was mining.

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noob: hey which gloves are that?

me: barrows (6)

noob: i have dragon (4)

me: wtf is (4) supposed to be?

noob: the charges left

me: lmfao u idiot noob, (6) means devil face in msn, get away lol!

noob: no they have charge

*i tele*




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