Erika Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Here's something funny (well, to me) Please read from top to bottom and left to right and there's two images. (Originally 13 paint documents.) Pink = level 60 Brown = level 60 Green = bystanders who didn't get involved Peach = a bystander who got involved I know the second image's a little bit poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Here's something funny (well, to me) Both of them are level 60 Peach = another bystander Edit:Um... How do I attach pictures saved in the computer to posts? The pictures are saved in my computer, but I don't know how to attach them. :oops: You have to upload them to a hosting site like photobucket or imageshack. They will then give you a line of code that you place in your post. The code will look something like this: [img=http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/acenator/90hitpoints.png] > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Alright there's a story for this noob talk... So me and my friend were walking around f2p because he isn't members anymore and we wanted to meet up. So we go to the barbarian village, and there we spy this wee level 40, which will be known as "Loto") talking about his level 138 main, aaronsc567, which, as it happens isn't even on the highscores. So we ask him if he can show us his amazing account, but Loto says its all the way across Runescape, and he doesn't want to go get it. So none of us believe him and we are all loling at his imaginary account, when he asks me and my friend if we want to become mods. Me and my friend decide to play along with this until we can also smack him for Jagex staff impersonation (by this time we've also got him for account sharing/trading, when he tryed to buy all of our accounts). So he says to us, alright my friend's dad works at Jagex, and he can turn you guys into mods. Me and my friend are all like "Omg really that would so cool!" The we say all we have to do is give you our passwords right? And Loto says yea, just give them to me on pm. So my friend has to go and I say, my password is... "Breaking rule 5, Jagex staff impersonation." At this he starts getting really concerned and says oh no forget about that, just don't report me! But I tell him sorry buddy, but what's done is done, and I can't take back my report. So I log off for a while, and then when I come back on I'm pmed by another account, this one claiming to be Loto's father. So he starts talking to me and says stuff like, "Why were you messing with my boy" and "You better stop that you brat". And then he says he's going to get me banned. At that point I say that I thought it was Loto's friend's dad that was part of Jagex, and he says yea that's what he meant, its his buddy who is Jagex staff. So I just start to ignore him, but i don't want to put him on my ignore list because it is very entertaining. Then he starts saying stuff like "Ha ha, not so funny now your going to get banned!" And I tell him that its fine, I'll just appeal it anyways. Then I go to dinner, and this is where the picture comes in... So now I'm a big fan of the report system and noobs who give me a lot of entertainment =) ROFL niceeeee. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat_61 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 PLZPLZPLZ CNA I HAV FRE STUF PLZ I KNO JBEX GIVS U FREE STUFF IM LVL 32 MY MAIN LVL 10000000000000 PLZPZL I WNT FRE STUF OR HEL OWN U PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ I KNO JAGEX GIVES U FRE STUF PLZ Lol just posted on these forums. I Support TET!| If you want bunny PM Me.|Click For My DevArt^ Cowboy is the Best ^IT'S A TRAP SHINY JUST WANTS TO STALK YOU.Hell yeah I do. Whats your msn?That's how it all starts. Next he's going to ask you what flavor of candy you enjoy and whats your favorite color van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Alright there's a story for this noob talk... So me and my friend were walking around f2p because he isn't members anymore and we wanted to meet up. So we go to the barbarian village, and there we spy this wee level 40, which will be known as "Loto") talking about his level 138 main, aaronsc567, which, as it happens isn't even on the highscores. So we ask him if he can show us his amazing account, but Loto says its all the way across Runescape, and he doesn't want to go get it. So none of us believe him and we are all loling at his imaginary account, when he asks me and my friend if we want to become mods. Me and my friend decide to play along with this until we can also smack him for Jagex staff impersonation (by this time we've also got him for account sharing/trading, when he tryed to buy all of our accounts). So he says to us, alright my friend's dad works at Jagex, and he can turn you guys into mods. Me and my friend are all like "Omg really that would so cool!" The we say all we have to do is give you our passwords right? And Loto says yea, just give them to me on pm. So my friend has to go and I say, my password is... "Breaking rule 5, Jagex staff impersonation." At this he starts getting really concerned and says oh no forget about that, just don't report me! But I tell him sorry buddy, but what's done is done, and I can't take back my report. So I log off for a while, and then when I come back on I'm pmed by another account, this one claiming to be Loto's father. So he starts talking to me and says stuff like, "Why were you messing with my boy" and "You better stop that you brat". And then he says he's going to get me banned. At that point I say that I thought it was Loto's friend's dad that was part of Jagex, and he says yea that's what he meant, its his buddy who is Jagex staff. So I just start to ignore him, but i don't want to put him on my ignore list because it is very entertaining. Then he starts saying stuff like "Ha ha, not so funny now your going to get banned!" And I tell him that its fine, I'll just appeal it anyways. Then I go to dinner, and this is where the picture comes in... [hide=Pic][/hide] So now I'm a big fan of the report system and noobs who give me a lot of entertainment =) Wow, Asking for age isn't reportable, kind of makes you look like the idiot :| BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat_61 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Alright there's a story for this noob talk... So me and my friend were walking around f2p because he isn't members anymore and we wanted to meet up. So we go to the barbarian village, and there we spy this wee level 40, which will be known as "Loto") talking about his level 138 main, aaronsc567, which, as it happens isn't even on the highscores. So we ask him if he can show us his amazing account, but Loto says its all the way across Runescape, and he doesn't want to go get it. So none of us believe him and we are all loling at his imaginary account, when he asks me and my friend if we want to become mods. Me and my friend decide to play along with this until we can also smack him for Jagex staff impersonation (by this time we've also got him for account sharing/trading, when he tryed to buy all of our accounts). So he says to us, alright my friend's dad works at Jagex, and he can turn you guys into mods. Me and my friend are all like "Omg really that would so cool!" The we say all we have to do is give you our passwords right? And Loto says yea, just give them to me on pm. So my friend has to go and I say, my password is... "Breaking rule 5, Jagex staff impersonation." At this he starts getting really concerned and says oh no forget about that, just don't report me! But I tell him sorry buddy, but what's done is done, and I can't take back my report. So I log off for a while, and then when I come back on I'm pmed by another account, this one claiming to be Loto's father. So he starts talking to me and says stuff like, "Why were you messing with my boy" and "You better stop that you brat". And then he says he's going to get me banned. At that point I say that I thought it was Loto's friend's dad that was part of Jagex, and he says yea that's what he meant, its his buddy who is Jagex staff. So I just start to ignore him, but i don't want to put him on my ignore list because it is very entertaining. Then he starts saying stuff like "Ha ha, not so funny now your going to get banned!" And I tell him that its fine, I'll just appeal it anyways. Then I go to dinner, and this is where the picture comes in... [hide=Pic][/hide] So now I'm a big fan of the report system and noobs who give me a lot of entertainment =) Wow, Asking for age isn't reportable, kind of makes you look like the idiot :| Yes it is and ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I Support TET!| If you want bunny PM Me.|Click For My DevArt^ Cowboy is the Best ^IT'S A TRAP SHINY JUST WANTS TO STALK YOU.Hell yeah I do. Whats your msn?That's how it all starts. Next he's going to ask you what flavor of candy you enjoy and whats your favorite color van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallettheif Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 ...omg... this kid is really starting to piss me off The game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 ...omg... this kid is really starting to piss me off Really now? I can see how annoying he is. Try reverse pshycology and pretend to be happy and act overly nice. I've sent more then enough irritating noobs running that way. Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 this happened sunday: me lvl 75 wcing in varrock yews,wearing no rune level57:flodder you r a noob! me:why? level 57:because you dont have any rune! me:so? level57:that makes you a noob! random guy:man shes irritating..... me:yeah 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 this happened sunday: me lvl 75 wcing in varrock yews,wearing no rune level57:flodder you r a noob! me:why? level 57:because you dont have any rune! me:so? level57:that makes you a noob! random guy:man shes irritating..... me:yeah What armour were you wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallasc779 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ok i go powermine in al kharid noob: go away me: why? noob: u hoggin all the rocks me: noo.... i just happen to have a higher level of mining than u me: maybe u should get a higher level so something like this wouldnt happen noob: thats what im doing feg me: and so am i *minutes later* noob: stupid people....i hope they all die me: now....dont think about yourself like that noob: shut up... its u type of ppl that makes me hate the world noob: i hate the world SO MUCH!!!!!!!! me: and the world hates u back *noob goes away* me: OWNED!!!! 3 other people: NICE ONE DUDE!!!! "The best of you comes from your heart, not the edge of your sword" "After hearing that, i don't think bounty hunter is the perfect minigame for you.". ~Dallasc779~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainy_Day Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ok i go powermine in al kharid noob: go away me: why? noob: u hoggin all the rocks me: noo.... i just happen to have a higher level of mining than u me: maybe u should get a higher level so something like this wouldnt happen noob: thats what im doing feg me: and so am i *minutes later* noob: stupid people....i hope they all die me: now....dont think about yourself like that noob: shut up... its u type of ppl that makes me hate the world noob: i hate the world SO MUCH!!!!!!!! me: and the world hates u back *noob goes away* me: OWNED!!!! 3 other people: NICE ONE DUDE!!!! What's the point in stooping down to his/her level. :| If I were in a situation like that I'd simply ignore the person, instead of trying to annoy them more-so than they already are. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)RIP Michaelangelopolous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rgirl44 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I have buried so many bones that I got all the zombie event clothes so I was wearing them while fishing and some guy comes by Him: Ahhhhh! Zombie! *he runs back and forth* Him: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! *he's still running* Me: I'm coming to get you!! *zombie walk and dance* Him: Ahhhhh!! * I keep on fishing* and one time after I quit runescape for a few months Him: I know you Me: I don't know who you are Him: yea I remember you *repeats several times until I get creeped out and leave* Dragon Slayer is cruelty to dragons! (But I did the Quest for the platebody) ^No, that didn't happen to me, funny if it did though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Locust Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 XXXXXX: Do you have any spare skilcapes that I can have? plz Dr Locust: Sorry, I sold my extras to the General Store. Dr Locust <-- Click for my blog...+2000 Total, PhD in Questing, Woodcutting, Agility, Thieving, and Firemaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallasc779 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ok i go powermine in al kharid noob: go away me: why? noob: u hoggin all the rocks me: noo.... i just happen to have a higher level of mining than u me: maybe u should get a higher level so something like this wouldnt happen noob: thats what im doing feg me: and so am i *minutes later* noob: stupid people....i hope they all die me: now....dont think about yourself like that noob: shut up... its u type of ppl that makes me hate the world noob: i hate the world SO MUCH!!!!!!!! me: and the world hates u back *noob goes away* me: OWNED!!!! 3 other people: NICE ONE DUDE!!!! What's the point in stooping down to his/her level. :| If I were in a situation like that I'd simply ignore the person, instead of trying to annoy them more-so than they already are. i know but its my probably only chance of saying that to someone on runescape lol "The best of you comes from your heart, not the edge of your sword" "After hearing that, i don't think bounty hunter is the perfect minigame for you.". ~Dallasc779~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 There was me in the Hillies training...not making money, and i was getting al lthe hillies from 2 guys. they walk up too me.... Noob 1: GTFO n00b thi5 i5 0ur s3cret space Noob 2 (was smarter and didn't leetspeak): Yeah, we got here first noob, go to your mom and cry. Me: Ah...the life of noobs :D . Noob 2: Who are you calling noob, my main can one hit you@\ Noob 1: Y3ah min3 h4s 99 str n00b. Me: I'm on my main. They log out and get there main, which happens to already be in the hillies. Noob 2: Yea look at our mains, there bigger than you. Noob 1: Y3a w4nna f1te ab0ut 1t? Me: Only if you want to get sued by Jagex. That shut them up pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 This was a more annoying noob. He got on my nerves because I was busy fletching with my friend and he carried on begging. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowball Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Im trying out my magic shortbow in al-karhid (yay for me!). There are 2 other guys there as well. Me and one guy are in the right building, noob outside. So he says: noob (lvl 53): your range is so nooby me-uh huh. noob: I could definetly own you. me: right then. Noob: because I have 76 range. me: then why the green d hide. You can get black. me: and why are you wearing armour? noob: because black d'hide is too expensive random guy: 15k me: Uh...huh. me: anyway, why do you have that bow? noob: the others are too expensive. me: If you have 76 range, you should be able to get monney easily noob: no noob: i'm going to the other rooms me: ok. bye me: *when he's gone* PWNed random guy : lol Ok... Im not that good. But I have an anchor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 *does home tele* Random guy: Bye noob Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legilgalad2 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Just had a guy telling me to "Get off his turf" when I was making water runes. What's with people and making rune temples into their "homes", If they want a house just get members... Woodcutting does not raise your combat level because most people do not play as yew trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 this happened sunday: me lvl 75 wcing in varrock yews,wearing no rune level57:flodder you r a noob! me:why? level 57:because you dont have any rune! me:so? level57:that makes you a noob! random guy:man shes irritating..... me:yeah What armour were you wearing?just: Rune Axe TEAM-39 Boots from SoS gloves Str ammy 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy9494 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Some guy was begging for money and this happened Noob: Can I have 3k? Me: I don't help beggars. Noob: I'm not begging. Reported for offensive language. Me: That isn't offensive language. Noob: Yea it is so give me 3k. He followed me around for a while until I got annoyed and logged onto another world. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallasc779 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Some guy was begging for money and this happened Noob: Can I have 3k? Me: I don't help beggars. Noob: I'm not begging. Reported for offensive language. Me: That isn't offensive language. Noob: Yea it is so give me 3k. He followed me around for a while until I got annoyed and logged onto another world. lol classic "The best of you comes from your heart, not the edge of your sword" "After hearing that, i don't think bounty hunter is the perfect minigame for you.". ~Dallasc779~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zammywz Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (I'm ranging hillys at Edgeville dungeon) Noob: You cant do that now range is baned Me: Oh really? Noob: Yeah get out of here Me: I'm pretty sure that if it was banned, I wouldn't be doing this Noob: My friend just banned it he's a member Me: Members don't change rules, Runescape does... Noob: If you're high level they do Me: right. if you're so sure that I'm breaking the rules, then report me. Noob: Reported. Me: Just curious, what category did you report me under? Noob: ranging Me: ... F2p RS'er, and proud!Having a basic knowledge of grammar and spelling should be a requirement for RS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Meh. Bittersweet Victory for me. B raising my fishing and using Admiral Pie, I got nto the Fishing Guild for my Clue Scroll. Now, I have to start Legends Quest for the next one.... :cry: Anyway, heres the ultmate noob. Pretty sure he bought his account. I was fishing in Catheby at the time, trying to get my fishing high enough to enter the Fishing Guild. Then, the noob shows. Noob(76, Full Rune and D-Long): Free money plz Me: No Noob: Money please Me: No! Now stop begging. Its a disgrace. Noob: But I need 1.9 mil! please give it to me! Me: ......Either your really stupid, or you bought that account Noob: I really stupid I was pretty sure he bought his account after hearing this, and his claiming he only had 900 gp. Then, I got to mess with him. Me: So, why do you want 1.9 mil gp anyway? Noob: I want Full Guthix. Me: Lol, you got to earn that yourself. Noob: Plz give me 1.9 mil. Plllllllllllllz! Me: Lol Noob: Pllllllllllz! This continues for a while, and I then leave to bank my fish, but decide to say something as I left. Me: Btw....I have full Guthix. Noob: Show me. Me:*Comes back with full Guthix in inventory* Noob:*Trades* Me:*Accepts, and puts up full Guthix* Noob:*Declines*Can't accept for some reason. Me: Called a trade limt, you begging noob.-_- Noob: Put it up one a a time so I can get it. At ths point, I'm laughing so hard I'm actually crying. When a kind fisher in White Mystic comes up and trades him WHite Mystic to show him again what trade limit is, he gets upset. Noob: **** Me: Lol Noob:*Trades* Me:*Accepts, put up Guthix Helmet* Noob: Omg, I can't accept! Me: Trade limit. Guthix Helm too expensive to give away. Noob: **** *Logs out* Me: Lol He soon returns, once again begging for cash. Luckily, after learning he hasn't done Barbarian training, I trick him into jumping into the whirlpool.I knew he didn't do training by learning he can't light logs with a bow and he has a Firemaking level of 34. After assuming he didn't know how to get back, I continued fishing, where he failed to show up[. Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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