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You know how in Varrock square there's always those higher levels on the north side just hanging out and talking all the time? Yesterday I was roaming and there must have been a dozen level 100+ guys in either dragon or barrows (in F2P, of course) and a level 10 or so sees them and says:

 

 

 

"Wow, lots of high lvls."

 

 

 

Almost instantly the chat box filled up with:

 

 

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

 

 

From all the high levels. I can imagine that poor kid crying from all that. :oops: :( Shameful.

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You know how in Varrock square there's always those higher levels on the north side just hanging out and talking all the time? Yesterday I was roaming and there must have been a dozen level 100+ guys in either dragon or barrows (in F2P, of course) and a level 10 or so sees them and says:

 

 

 

"Wow, lots of high lvls."

 

 

 

Almost instantly the chat box filled up with:

 

 

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

"Noob"

 

 

 

From all the high levels. I can imagine that poor kid crying from all that. :oops: :( Shameful.

 

Aww poor noob... :(

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Lol, I'm mining some Addy and Mith with public chat off and when I turn it back on I see:

 

 

 

1: Shewoman mining lvl?

 

2:she not speaking

 

1:shew?

 

1:Must be an autoer

 

2:lol

 

(This point I take their coal rocks i think .. must of been .. lol I know being a jerk..)

 

1:stop taking ores

 

2:report her

 

(I think i was reported :s, i turn my chat on right here)

 

The queen bee shewoman2 (lol): Anyone want free mithril ores?

 

1:lol autoers always say that

 

2:shew u autoer?

 

Shewoman: No ... anyone want rfree mith ores?

 

1:reported

 

Shewoman: for what? not talking to a bunch of losers like you?

 

 

 

*Insult insulst cuss cuss*

 

 

 

I'm sure i got reported for bad language. :?

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Banned for posting in General :D

 

 

 

I once had witnessed a guy trying to talk to a chicken. He tried repeatedly saying "hi" to it, then asked me how to speak to npc's. I really wonder how he got off of tutorial island. Ah well. That will remain a mystery forever :(

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I was in the Varrock sewers casting crumble undead. I kept reading the forums too. I go back to the game and continue casting and realise that somebody has asked me my mage lvl 5 times. But im to busy so I keep casting:

 

 

 

Noob1: Autoer

 

Noob1: Autoer

 

Noob1: Hey report the autor

 

Noob2:Really?

 

Noob1: Yeah. He cant talk he is autoer

 

Noob2: Reported for auto

 

Noob1: Autoer Reported

 

 

 

At this point I feel like having fun.

 

 

 

Me: Am I really an autoer?

 

Noob1: yeah and i reported you

 

Me: But you just said autoers cant talk

 

Noob1: Noob autoer

 

Noob2: You shouldnt auto. Thats cheating

 

Noob1: My stats own you anyways. (He is 11 combat lvls lower than me.

 

 

 

Me: oh really...whats your mage lvl?

 

Noob1: higher than yours. what is yours.

 

Me: 56

 

Noob1:liar

 

Me:Check the highscores.

 

Noob1: I dont need too I know you dont have 56 magic

 

 

 

I proceed to ask him every level that I have (att,str,range,hp,magic)

 

and continually outdo him on all levels. Each time I get the response of:

 

 

 

Noob1: My stats pwn you.

 

 

 

So after I finish all those stats I say:

 

 

 

Me: So you infact dont have any skills that are higher than mine

 

Noob1:I pwn you

 

Me: I thought your stats owned me?

 

 

 

There is a literal 4 minute pause in which nothing is said...then

 

 

 

Noob1: Well my main could own you.

 

 

 

So after this I realised the:

 

 

 

"Official Noob Process"

 

1. Call somebody a higher level than you a noob.

 

2. Try to compare stats and lose miserably.

 

and finally,

 

3. My main could....

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Newbie(boy):Me love boys

 

Newbie: Man, will you marry me? (Hes reffering to the lv 3 character in al kharid)

 

Newbie:Marry me man

 

Newbie:Are you sure you wont marry me?

 

newbie: *sob* I got rejected

 

 

 

 

 

*I stab man with dagger*

 

 

 

Newbie: Dont!

 

newbie: you killed the man I wanted to marry!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao.

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Newb: Can I have free stuff?

 

Me (Turns around on him): Free stuff plz....

 

Me: plzzzzzzz

 

Me (Wearing full Dharok): Plzzz I'm soooo poor!

 

Newb: I was wanting something from you.

 

Me: Plzzzz

 

Newb: Bye.

 

 

 

I love it when a newb can't handle to take what they give back.

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Newb: Can I have free stuff?

 

Me (Turns around on him): Free stuff plz....

 

Me: plzzzzzzz

 

Me (Wearing full Dharok): Plzzz I'm soooo poor!

 

Newb: I was wanting something from you.

 

Me: Plzzzz

 

Newb: Bye.

 

 

 

I love it when a newb can't handle to take what they give back.

 

 

 

Logic versus begging: Who will be the victor? :lol:

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Newb: Can I have free stuff?

 

Me (Turns around on him): Free stuff plz....

 

Me: plzzzzzzz

 

Me (Wearing full Dharok): Plzzz I'm soooo poor!

 

Newb: I was wanting something from you.

 

Me: Plzzzz

 

Newb: Bye.

 

 

 

I love it when a newb can't handle to take what they give back.

 

 

 

Logic versus begging: Who will be the victor? :lol:

 

 

 

dang never thought of doing it that way but still all of its funny :lol:

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Just got this annoying noob in CW.

 

 

 

I was running around masacring noobs when this lvl 62 in a skirt attacks me. I kill him in a few hits. He says: Noob!!!!!

 

 

 

Then he comes bacj and attacks me again. I hit 22 and a 10. He runs calling me a noob. That repeats about 5 times. He went through all the variations of "noob" from noob no j00b and f00b.

 

 

 

When the round was over he comes to sara. Comes up to me and starts a converstion

 

 

 

me: Its you...

 

noob: rofl look at the virgin!!!

 

me:Yes I am a virgin. Im 15

 

noob: Well, you are 51!!! hahah! Look he is 51!

 

me: I jsut told you im 15

 

noob: YOu old as dirt! lol! No lifer!

 

me: Lmao just because I pwn you?

 

noob: You are 61!!! rofl!!!

 

me: no im 51

 

noob: Reported for revealing personal detail! noob!

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Noob: Hi, handsome i'll but your armour for 8.9 mil (Amour- Rune trim kite and gold helm)

 

 

 

Me: Oh, k....(I know he was trying to scam me, but I trade him...)

 

 

 

Trade Screen:

 

My armour-----------------8mil..... some stuff.... then he change too 84554

 

 

 

I deny then he ran away.............

 

 

 

I was laughing............... \'

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Newbie(boy):Me love boys

 

Newbie: Man, will you marry me? (Hes reffering to the lv 3 character in al kharid)

 

Newbie:Marry me man

 

Newbie:Are you sure you wont marry me?

 

newbie: *sob* I got rejected

 

 

 

 

 

*I stab man with dagger*

 

 

 

Newbie: Dont!

 

newbie: you killed the man I wanted to marry!

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao.

 

 

 

ROFLMAO!!! :lol:

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me: Its you...

 

noob: rofl look at the virgin!!!

 

me:Yes I am a virgin. Im 15

 

noob: Well, you are 51!!! hahah! Look he is 51!

 

me: I jsut told you im 15

 

noob: YOu old as dirt! lol! No lifer!

 

me: Lmao just because I pwn you?

 

noob: You are 61!!! rofl!!!

 

me: no im 51

 

noob: Reported for revealing personal detail! noob!

 

 

 

I hate idiots who have no clue what reporting actually is. Someone reported me for something because I refused to take them from Varrock to Port Sarim and back so they could buy a wiz hat. He tried paying me 31 gp then reported me when I said no.

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me: Its you...

 

noob: rofl look at the virgin!!!

 

me:Yes I am a virgin. Im 15

 

noob: Well, you are 51!!! hahah! Look he is 51!

 

me: I jsut told you im 15

 

noob: YOu old as dirt! lol! No lifer!

 

me: Lmao just because I pwn you?

 

noob: You are 61!!! rofl!!!

 

me: no im 51

 

noob: Reported for revealing personal detail! noob!

 

 

 

I hate idiots who have no clue what reporting actually is. Someone reported me for something because I refused to take them from Varrock to Port Sarim and back so they could buy a wiz hat. He tried paying me 31 gp then reported me when I said no.

 

 

 

Hahaha, remember kids, when someone lays a bogus report on you, report them for Rule 10: False Representation. :mrgreen:

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once, i was mining in rimmy mines..

 

i outmine a noob.

 

noob:giva, im reportin u!

 

me:y?

 

noob:for bug abuse!

 

me:oooookkkk.....

 

noob:reported!

 

and he walks away.....

 

 

 

(roughly the conversation, dont remember the exact words.)

ahh... the good old days, when 30 attack got you on the high-scores.......

 

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Lol, I'm mining some Addy and Mith with public chat off and when I turn it back on I see:

 

 

 

1: Shewoman mining lvl?

 

2:she not speaking

 

1:shew?

 

1:Must be an autoer

 

2:lol

 

(This point I take their coal rocks i think .. must of been .. lol I know being a jerk..)

 

1:stop taking ores

 

2:report her

 

(I think i was reported :s, i turn my chat on right here)

 

The queen bee shewoman2 (lol): Anyone want free mithril ores?

 

1:lol autoers always say that

 

2:shew u autoer?

 

Shewoman: No ... anyone want rfree mith ores?

 

1:reported

 

Shewoman: for what? not talking to a bunch of losers like you?

 

 

 

*Insult insulst cuss cuss*

 

 

 

I'm sure i got reported for bad language. :?

 

i had the same thing when i still had my main..

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i been getting alot of scammers that can scam at all lol for real heres a few

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me in a mem servier

 

newb-hi sir

 

me-hello?

 

newb-what level are you sir

 

me-74 why you calling me sir?

 

newb- sry wat u wanna be called?

 

me-baal be good

 

newb-come my world in varrock square

 

me-logs his world free to play hes lv 3

 

newb-hi nice d b axe

 

me-thx y u add me?

 

newb-its my job

 

newb- whats ur pass?

 

me-pizza ok im going back to a members world to sell vials

 

newb-ok

 

i log back on in mem world

 

newb- ur pass isnt pizza

 

me- ya it is

 

newb- i couldnt trace ur pass

 

me-i must loged in to fast

 

newb- no u lie i changed ur pass its now labordog(lol)

 

me- o really let me see( loged off and back in)

 

newb- hey my mom making me pizza

 

me- i though ur with jagex how can ur mom be making ur pizza she works with you?

 

newb-joking ( loged off and back on)

 

me_ listen

 

newb- i lied

 

me-i know ur a bad scammer

 

newb- u knew?

 

me- wasnt hard to tell

 

newb-o want my know my main account name?

 

me-sure

 

newb-( top guy u know who)

 

me- really!

 

newb-no lol u fell for it

 

me- no i didnt u spelled it wrong

 

newb-ok im leaving

 

me- no stop scamming ur ruining the game for every1, and i know ur gonna completly ignore this but stop scamming!!

 

newb- wanna help me scam?

 

me-no!

 

newb- loged off

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

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