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The painful new postbag from the hedge, 29/08/06

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Well, everyone seems to have missed this part of today's update.

 

http://www.runescape.com/lang/en/aff/ru ... stbag10.ws

 

 

 

It contains the usual nonsense, a horrible fake, and one truly newby letter.

 

 

 

Fake for those who don't feel like visiting the link:

 

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Horrible letter:

 

Dear Pontak,

 

 

 

Why do you hate all outlanders? You are mean. And by the way, I bought Zamoraks Teddy Bear, but i got rid of it. It tried to attack me. You wouldnt want one of those. And I have the left handed chisel. All regular chisels are left handed. And Saradomin's wig belongs to Veleornia. She's actually a boy who is bald. She went to the makeover mage, and he forgot to give her hair. Oh and one more thing, Im level 57 and im soooo much stronger than you. I only need to kill Koschei the Deathless and then Ill have seven votes and Brundt will let me in. hahahahah u are a noob.

 

 

 

Hope you have a bad life,

 

 

 

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Discuss. Or something.

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Yeah i noticed that, couldn't make out what the monster was supposed to be tho :?

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Yeah i noticed that, couldn't make out what the monster was supposed to be tho :?
It's a POH cage monster.

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Yeah i noticed that, couldn't make out what the monster was supposed to be tho :?

 

 

 

No wonder he was terrible with sprites

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The only thing i liked about it was the part on the far downside of the lettres..

 

 

 

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And they starting a gallery for more fakes like it... omg

 

 

 

This is why jagex thinks all of us are little kids that play, because this kind of letters (and suggestions and rants too... thinkin' better... most of runescapers are really lil kids)

 

 

 

Edit: lol didn't read the post up me, didn't want to say exactly the opposite :P

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And they starting a gallery for more fakes like it... omg

 

 

 

Edit: lol didn't read the post up me, didn't want to say exactly the opposite :P

 

 

 

Actually, it's for all sorts of art. If you look at some of the previous Postbags, there some really good stuff in there from users.

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I sent in a letter about the gaint mole. If people want I will post it lol. But I agree the letters were rubbish, apart from the KBD one about the kin re-emerging

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the letter is a joke for those too slow to understand. Altho not so amusing, and unoriginal.

:evil: This is the third month they DIDN'T post my letter #-o

 

grr

 

Ah well. Weird screenie about that POH monster :-s

 

 

 

 

 

It contains the usual nonsense, a horrible fake, and one truly newby letter.

 

 

 

And mine wasn't I hope they post it next time.

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That's just stupid...not funny or anything...

I thought the jelly/bread letter awnser was hilarious ;p, although the guy got the wrong type of jelly :|

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the letter is a joke for those too slow to understand. Altho not so amusing, and unoriginal.
So we are slow because we are used to the general public of runescape talking that way and the fact that that "joke" was incredibly stupid and not funny in the least bit?

 

I thought the jelly/bread letter awnser was hilarious ;p, although the guy got the wrong type of jelly :|
I agree with that, but that's because I'm one of those sick monster lovers :P

 

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hehe

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Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.

Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.

BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld!

that pic was so bad im surprised they didn't just hav some kindergardener draw a picture... they're scibbles would look better than that embarrassment.

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I really didn't like the idea of the ogre letter.

 

 

 

But I loved the choir one, because I hate these as well.

 

 

 

And what's up with that jelly problem?

I sent a letter to Evil Bob saying how I liked being his manslave. I'm not really sure why they didn't print it... :-k I probably got too descriptive.

 

 

 

Anyway... alot of those letters were pretty nooby. I blame the Choas Elemental Translators. They spotted that in every postbag there was some sort of encrypted message that ponted to future updates, so Jagex caught wind of this and stoppped putting the message and now they just print senseless crap. Or summat. I dunno. I just feel like blaming someone.

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bah it was pretty bad but give them a break. we cant be perfect all the time

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The first person in the letter is wakka202. I thought that was the tip.iter's name but it turns out its someone else

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - The first edition of the Postbag Gallery will come out later this year, but first we need your pictures! You might not want to write to your favorite NPCs... but you might like to make a picture of them. Perhaps you've built the KBD lair out of clay or drawn a picture of Lumbridge Castle at night... we want to see them! Take pictures or scan the images and send them to us at the normal postbag address. Look out for the Postbag Gallery soon!

 

 

 

Interesting.

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Wow, Jagex really is stupid now.. :wall:

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Wow, Jagex really is stupid now.. :wall:

 

Agreed.

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Interesting.

i look forward to seeing what you come up with for this :)
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