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!The Worst Ways to Die As A Newbie!

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I created this topic to inform the new players on the most embarrasing ways to die. I got some of these from myself but most came from my friends. Here are some:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Top Ten Most Embarrasing Ways for a Newbie to Die In Runescape! (F2P worlds)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Going to the wildy, and challenging a Level 10+ to fight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Trading in the Wildy while under attack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Chopping Trees in the wildy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Fishing in the Wildy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Killed by a Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Killed by a Woman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Killed during a Random Event (a random where you get transported to another place)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The top three are the most humiliating ways to die:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Killed by a Giant Rat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Killed by a Chicken (yes, this happened to one of my good friends)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Killed by a Rat (yes, this happened to me when I was a Level 3)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So there you have it, the most embarrasing ways to die! So if you think these things will not kill you, think again. So if you want to train, be prepaired. NOW HAVE FUN!!!

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die from mining a smoking rock when you hp was low to begin with.

can't chop trees in the wild...

 

 

 

and the only place to fish in wild is at the bandit camp/ fat tonys place or whatever and i doubt any newbs would make it past the bandit guards

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[bleep]egamer, I like that. Shoot, I really like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dragonwizerd, There are somemore fishing spots that have been added to the wildy on the east side about level 30+

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I like ya'lls constructive critisisim. Thanks!

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Dragonwizerd, There are somemore fishing spots that have been added to the wildy on the east side about level 30+
o rly? ::' :-k

 

 

 

i will have to venture one day

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You basically have everything I would have said.

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Dragonwizerd, There are somemore fishing spots that have been added to the wildy on the east side about level 30+
o rly? ::' :-k

 

 

 

i will have to venture one day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes surprisingly enough you can fish lobbies there. Right? or am I thinking of Shrimp?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This list is pretty good. I didn't even know you could die from a chicken :P

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You... You were killed by a rat? Hey, I was killed by a SHEEP.

 

 

 

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Nice list. Here's one to add "Zamorak Wine Scam" or maybe... Killed by a cow?

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i died from a goblin 3 mins. after i got to lumbrige :oops:

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Dieing of no waterskins in the desert, yet you have abowl of water -.-

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Hey what about dieing with all you suff because you didn't know what the wildy was? Death by goblin is good to (my first death)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I died by the zamrock wine scam lol didn't even know i was getting hit.

these happened to me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Getting lead on by someone 30 lvls higher than me into the wild without knowing and getting killed and while in there asking, "why isn't this on my newcomer's map?" :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Getting owned by a cow in lumbridge/draynor, running around into draynor manor area, getting finished off by a tree there :XD:

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i died to wolves at white wolf mountain when i was a lvl 3 newb

Getting killed by the animated trees or the tangle vines. :)

Mistaking a mugger for a actual player and trying to make friends with him :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No i wasn't stupid enough to do this, lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I do like your list :D

Walk all the way to the end of the Wilderness... only to get 0.5 KOed by a Greater Demon. (Yeah, I didn't think it'd be considered a "1" hit KO...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:x

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I was once killed by a lvl 1 Spider in Lumby Basement -.-

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I was once killed by a lvl 1 Spider in Lumby Basement -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stinks when they have poison, doesn't it? Jk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where you at full health? :?

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Never attack the black knight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More so

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never attack the white knight.

get killed by drinking too much beer and taking off too many hitpoints...does beer even take off hp? :-k

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get killed by drinking too much beer and taking off too many hitpoints...does beer even take off hp? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I once became killed by a cow when i was level 3...

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can't chop trees in the wild...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You did used to be able to chop tree's in the wild, i used to go out there with my wc axe and a knife and make loads of arrow shafts. I got up to around 2k shafts, then got a tree spirit and died #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But since then jagex have made the tree's uncuttable <.<

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I got owned by a bear way back in RSC. The three hit rule and my slow computer really messed things up. I ran, the bear followed and attack me and I couldn't run before taking three hits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some trees in the wilderness are cuttable, they're not easy to spot. Go to the lobster fishing spot in the wilderness and head west. You'll eventually bump into a cuttable tree. That's how I cooked my lobsters when I fished in the wilderness.

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