October 28, 200817 yr You are all bad people :shock:.... I'd never tought i was on a forum which such bastards How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?
October 28, 200817 yr I intentionally threw at a hitter while pitching. Hit him in the face, shattered his eye socket, ended his career and now he's blind in one eye. I would feel so bad if I did that. Was he hella good or something? He missed a ball coming at his face,since it hit his eye.Don't think so.Probably was an [wagon] =D. My friend stole my drumsticks today...I smack his guitar against a pillar so hard it snapped in three. I still don't understand why,but I do remember where.One-point of contact with the wall.Two-between where I was holding it between my hands. Opposing forces are horringible :roll: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
October 28, 200817 yr Jeesj i never should break my friends guitar... he is going to buy a new one hasn't got one now.. if i break it.. The only thing i can say in 2 seconds is: "oooh Crap!" and then I'm sorta dead.. How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?
October 28, 200817 yr You are all bad people :shock:.... I'd never tought i was on a forum which such bastards I hope that was sarcasm. Internet Marketing For Newbies
October 28, 200817 yr My comment was like maths equation: s reprsents sarcasm S represents Serious (s*0.65)+(S*0.35)=My comment How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?
October 28, 200817 yr ... AAAAAAAAAAAANYways. Now I'm pretty sure that most of my town will easily be infected by my pinkeye. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
October 28, 200817 yr ... AAAAAAAAAAAANYways. Now I'm pretty sure that most of my town will easily be infected by my pinkeye. Biological warfare = 8-)
October 28, 200817 yr Oh I remember something. Slamming a door on my brothers' fingers, took off some skin & muscle. But his fingers recovered alright, though I still feel bad about it to this day. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM
October 28, 200817 yr I didn't do this but I think it's worth mentioning. One of my friends had an empty water bottle and a pack of some powdered drink mix. So instead of filling it with water, adding the mix and then drinking it like a normal person would, what des he do? He pees in the bottle, adds the mix, and gives it to someone else saying he doesn't want it, but he doesn't want to waste it. The kid drank the whole thing. Then found out what it really was. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
October 29, 200817 yr I didn't do this but I think it's worth mentioning. One of my friends had an empty water bottle and a pack of some powdered drink mix. So instead of filling it with water, adding the mix and then drinking it like a normal person would, what des he do? He pees in the bottle, adds the mix, and gives it to someone else saying he doesn't want it, but he doesn't want to waste it. The kid drank the whole thing. Then found out what it really was. oh god. that sounds disgusting. how did the kid react?
October 29, 200817 yr My comment was like maths equation: s reprsents sarcasm S represents Serious (s*0.65)+(S*0.35)=My comment You know you're a nerd when... [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
October 29, 200817 yr My comment was like maths equation: s reprsents sarcasm S represents Serious (s*0.65)+(S*0.35)=My comment You know you're a nerd when... ...you actually understood what he said in about 2 seconds... :oops: I can't really think of any nasty things I've done to anyone... except this... Well, for my squash club at school, there are two pickup points, one at school, and the train station which is on the way to the squash courts. This guy phoned me up asking if it was on, and I said it wasn't so he was stranded in town for like two hours with 3 big bags. Click my signature for my blog!
October 29, 200817 yr Put salvia in my friend's joint :) It was hilarious, cause he still thought it was weed and was like "DUDE... THIS IS THE ****".. Hey.
October 29, 200817 yr My friend stole my drumsticks today...I smack his guitar against a pillar so hard it snapped in three. I still don't understand why,but I do remember where.One-point of contact with the wall.Two-between where I was holding it between my hands. Opposing forces are horringible :roll: Darn Newton's Third Law :P The worst thing I remember doing is flooding my neighbour's bathroom with loads of shampoo and shower gel and other stuff, it smelt rather pleasant actually :D My legions of fans:
October 31, 200817 yr my friend smuda and i dared another friend to drink some bong water(actually it was Hawaiian punch but you get the idea) and he went inside for a minute and while he was inside we got a bunch of ash and added it to the punch. we added enough to make the punch literally black, and he drank it with out a problem. the best part was he never knew how much ash was in it and we never told him :twisted:
October 31, 200817 yr Not really evil if he didn't have any side effects :? Eh, the nastiest thing I have done is probably liking the same girl that my mate did, then going out with her. He wasn't too annoyed, eventually :anxious: My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.
December 2, 200817 yr I do believe this calls for a spankin'. I accidently dropped a table on someone. She wasn't crying, so I thought I missed and laughed. How the [bleep] do you accidentally drop a table on someone?? :wall: #-o Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz.
December 2, 200817 yr Put salvia in my friend's joint :) It was hilarious, cause he still thought it was weed and was like "DUDE... THIS IS THE ****".. That sounds like a nice thing to do, especially because he didn't have to pay the insane price for it. What's bad about giving someone free drugs?
December 5, 200817 yr Meh, I injured a guy at soccer... I was frustrated because we were losing, had to vent some anger and kicked the first enemy knee I saw. I did it in a subtle way, so it wasn't even a foul, although I saw the guy getting carried off the field with an icebag on his knee :-#
December 6, 200817 yr Meh, I injured a guy at soccer... I was frustrated because we were losing, had to vent some anger and kicked the first enemy knee I saw. I did it in a subtle way, so it wasn't even a foul, although I saw the guy getting carried off the field with an icebag on his knee :-# I did something just like that, only at practice. He was being a d-bag, and I was sick of his [poop] overall (from a cumulative amount of time). I didn't even think, I just lashed out and cleated his knee. Made him cry. And I never got caught. And another note, my team was bashing me earlier on how serious I was taking the game. ...I never seem to get what I feel like I deserve. :cry:
December 6, 200817 yr I do believe this calls for a spankin'. I accidently dropped a table on someone. She wasn't crying, so I thought I missed and laughed. How the [bleep] do you accidentally drop a table on someone?? :wall: #-o Trip and accidently throw the table down the stairs and have it land on someone?
December 6, 200817 yr I do believe this calls for a spankin'. I accidently dropped a table on someone. She wasn't crying, so I thought I missed and laughed. How the [bleep] do you accidentally drop a table on someone?? :wall: #-o Trip and accidently throw the table down the stairs and have it land on someone? Perhaps he was practicing table-throwing for the Olympics. It's probably the only Olympic event anyone on Tip It can win at. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.
December 7, 200817 yr I do believe this calls for a spankin'. I accidently dropped a table on someone. She wasn't crying, so I thought I missed and laughed. How the [bleep] do you accidentally drop a table on someone?? :wall: #-o Trip and accidently throw the table down the stairs and have it land on someone? Perhaps he was practicing table-throwing for the Olympics. It's probably the only Olympic event anyone on Tip It can win at. No there is another one we could win at. If there just happened to be a MSSW at the Olympics we would own. So there are two games Tip It would win. :
December 7, 200817 yr I put glue in these mentally challenged kids ice cream instead of vanilla. They ate it and liked it. :thumbsup:
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