April 1, 200719 yr With Easter comes spring. Spring brings us new plants, so we asked ourselves, "What's everyone's favourite plant?" Of course, the answer is obviously the cabbage. So this year's Easter update will be Cabbagey Easter, featuring cabbages for everyone! And if that doesn't whet your appetite enough, these aren't just ordinary cabbages. Easter is traditionally about foods (such as eggs) being strange colours, so we've come up with what we think is a completely unique idea: red cabbage! Fred the farmer has a severe problem. His cabbages are not growing as big as he'd like! In the first quest of the month, Cabbage Ritual, you'll get the chance to explore some of the most exciting and dangerous places in RuneScape, from the bustling city of Rimmington to the shadowy remote town of Lumbridge, searching for pieces for a fantastic new weapon: the hallowed cabbage-grow-a-bit-bigger laser! After the quest you'll even be able to use the laser on your own cabbage patches, so that your cabbages grow into big cabbages which will heal 2 hitpoints! (If you do the maths you'll find that's twice as many hitpoints as an ordinary cabbage heals.) Deep under the Melzar's Maze vegetable patch, darkness lies. Actually it's always been a bit dark under there, what with it being underground and never getting any sun, but now there's a new, more dangerous, metaphorical sort of darkness. The secret tunnels which run under the patch have been invaded by a new deadly enemy: killer cabbages! Get your spades ready, for this dungeon update will feature one and a half levels of increasingly dangerous enemies. First you'll meet the level 2 cabbage spawn, but soon the challenges will ramp up as you confront the level 5 cabbage knights. Finally, at the end of the dungeon, prepare to face our new high-level boss monster, the deadly level 11 Brassica Prime, king of the cabbages! Of course, we'll be adding some special new item drops for anyone with the strength and stamina to defeat these terrifying new monsters. So watch out for the cabbage armour! With legs, helmet and body to collect, you can make yourself look a complete cabbage! A couple of notes: * Beware of rabbits. This armour won't protect you from them, since they actually like eating cabbage. * Please note that we felt it necessary to set level 3 Defence and level 5 Cooking requirements for wielding this armour. We suspect the 'no Cooking level' pures may not be happy, but in the interests of good game balance we will definitely not be backing down on this. The penultimate update of the month will be a new rune, the cabbage rune, which will be sold in the Varrock rune shop. We plan to add this to the Runecrafting skill soon (planned for 2014). With a new rune, you'll be needing some new spells, so we're releasing four! * Cabbage-speak will cause filtered words you say to become cabbages instead of asterisks (stars). * Locate Cabbage will bring up a yellow flashing arrow on your screen to point you in the direction of the nearest cabbage. * Bones to Cabbages is a daring new spell concept that will turn all the bones in your inventory into cabbages. * We will also be adding the Share Cabbage spell to the Lunar magicks spellbook so you'll be able to give all your friends cabbages too! In the final update of the month, on April 31st we will turn everyone into a cabbage. Muahahahaha!
April 1, 200719 yr april fools i hate jagex sometimes click my sig for my blog!!!Thanks everyone for the sigs they pwn!No. Why should i give presents for someone in rs?Most selfish thing I've ever heard
April 1, 200719 yr Somewhere in a cabbage field...Order of the Cabbage weeps tears of joy Dagannoth Slayer
April 1, 200719 yr If this would true the OoC would be suprised "The walls shook at the noise of the horses, and of the wheels, and of the chariots. What walls? We don't need walls! WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
April 1, 200719 yr Author They actualy better do these updates, or I'll be annoyed. We'll do a protest in Falador until they do these updates!
April 1, 200719 yr It's best to think of some original idea for April 1st, and lol they even hinted at pures. 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: )
April 1, 200719 yr Why do Jagex make these lame joke?(they must seriously look on TIF to find out about OoC) P.S Cabbages are evil!!!! "The walls shook at the noise of the horses, and of the wheels, and of the chariots. What walls? We don't need walls! WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
April 1, 200719 yr april fools i hate jagex sometimes way to suck out the fun lol (no offence) ot: lol i cant wait :shock:
April 1, 200719 yr dang, i wonder what the OOC would have to say if they were serious, or maybe they are???? :ohnoes: AHHHH I DON'T WANT TO BE A CABBAGE!!! "How you act when no one is looking is the clearest indicator of the strength or depravity of your true character. " yeah, he's deffinetly a little excited...dont worry its not a glitch...d legs are meant to stretch in that area for that reason.
April 1, 200719 yr I really hope the killer cabbage is a really strong slayer monster like maybe requiring level 91 slayer to kill. That would be tight, lol. Its too much ambiguity being April though. Nothing wrong with hoping ^^ Haha thats a shmalty message... ~2431~
April 1, 200719 yr I want this! But yeh, April fools i spose ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
April 1, 200719 yr I wouldnt mind if they did do these updates :thumbsup: I Laughed while reading the behind the scenes for this month. Jagex rules.
April 1, 200719 yr I will be camping all month long with my team of 200 ancient barragers and full dharockers to defeat that evil Brassica Prime. Thisll be a tough one. And yes, for your information, the OoC IS whiping a tear of joy. Infact... wait.. KAH BAH GEE!!! *hits diango on the head for no appearant reason* Cabbage bombs all day long on world 7 \ I'm serious about that, no april fools. Interrested in joining the cabbagy madness? Click here to go to our forums, and say hi ^^lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite
April 1, 200719 yr This is really quite cool in my opinion.....Even though cabbages taste like they been stuck in dirt...Which they have, so that makes sense! Anyway, this might just be Jagex's cruel April Fool's Joke..... Asmo Hit me up on LastFM to see my music taste and chat :)
April 1, 200719 yr Best month. Ever. Truly will be the best patch, I mean batch of updates to ever come to CabbageScape, I mean RuneScape...
April 1, 200719 yr JaGEx wins. OOC wins. Kah-Bah-Gee!!! in general wins. 'nuff said. I got a great laugh out of this. :D Pixel Artist - Former Player Mod - Former Tip.It ModNot taking sig requests - sorry!
April 1, 200719 yr JaGEx wins. OOC wins. Kah-Bah-Gee!!! in general wins. 'nuff said. I got a great laugh out of this. :D I wouldn't mind if these updates were actually serious, I mean, lvl 5 cooking only takes like... 10 minutes to achieve. The laser would help farming by quite a lot, and I wonder if we'll have Red Cabbage armour too...
April 1, 200719 yr Yeah! Kah-Bah-Gee! Finally a cabbage update! Guess if the OoC will become happy \ ? (I know it's just a joke...) Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak
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