Worst thing you got caught doing at school!

[Lightshayde]

Lol, on a field trip, I drew a...graphic picture. With a pencil and a sharpener, let's say. :-#

 

The teacher caught me, and everyone got involved, I was so embarrassed. I don't even know why I did that.

[Tribal]

I've caused some problems at my school but most of the time pranks we played were known by our favorite teachers and we didn't really get into trouble.

 

 

 

I played football, we stole a goat and painted it Maroon/White and tied it to our opposing teams goal post before they're homecoming game.

 

 

 

My friends parents owned a department store, we took a manikin, dressed it up in a suit and drove on top of an interstate bridge, stopped, beat up the dummy while we were all dressed in suits and driving a Lincoln Continental, and threw it off the bridge. The state police actually drug the river for a body and it made the 10 O Clock news. We went to school and told a couple people, and we got suspended for it?

 

 

 

Freshmen year we all hid inside the wall lockers in my science class and jumped out when the teacher came in and scared him. He was cool about it though.

 

 

 

We used to make the sinks shoot the ceiling by sticking a tube in it and then putting the sink high volume.

 

 

 

Set pens on fire on a hotplate because my teacher sectioned me and a few friends off in the back of the room.

 

 

 

Then we had a teacher we used to call Sergeant G. She was probably one of the meanest ladies i've ever met, she was funny but if she didn't like you it was useless. Well one day I was talking and she began to yell at me and I said sorry. Her response was "Don't take the last word, just stop talking" but by impulse I just said i'm sorry I didn't mean to get in trouble. She proceeded to FLIP OUT "STOP TAKING THE LAST WORD WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS !?!" so I said Private H reporting to duty ma'am! And did push ups in the floor and then saluted her as she kicked me out of the class.

 

 

 

We had a pretty beast senior prank too I just don't want to type it out right now.

[dsavi]

I have very little to tell of myself but I can tell you, our school is far from perfect.

 

 

 

A particular, rule-disregarding guy, who smoked (Illegally) nearly daily, found his own unique way of driving a teacher up the wall. And the funny thing is, for the joke to work, he had to be caught- Believe me, caught he was- but the nature of the joke prevented punishment. He smiled. At the teacher. For a constant, nerve wracking, 45 minute period. She went nuts, and made him report to the principle's office. See why he didn't get punished? ;) It doesn't seem so funny when I write it, it's usually only funny in practice.

[Lenticular_J]

Oh God that's an awesome idea. I should have done that last year.

[anim7]

I gave detention to one of my closest friends as a prank. Stole the subs detention slip and wrote his name down. The next day, the teacher detained him even though she was confused as hell; i guess she wanted to respect the sub's decision. We even went to the place where the kid was being held and taunted him for the fun of it. As soon as it was over, we told him(victim) what really happened and we all had a good laugh about it.

 

Rumor spread and my teacher caught me and gave me detention as well. Lol

[Poopingman]

Lets see:

 

 

 

Smashed ketchup and other assorted condiment packages all over the cafeteria floor.

 

Placed cream cheese packets under our shoes and "walked" around the gym floor creating greasy havoc.

 

One of my friends pooped on the floor in the bathroom. It was my task to go in after him and smear it on the mirrors but once I got within a few feet of it I couldn't bear to do it.

 

Covertly placing stinkbombs around during lunch and even in class.

 

Setting the sprinkler off in the Chemistry room (the one you are supposed to use to wash your eyes out) until it overflowed and started covering the floor. We then stormed in in our bathing suits and used the classroom as a "Slip & Slide" ALL during class.

 

Taking an entire roll of toilet paper, opening a 2nd story window and letting it unroll outside. Imagine a hundred foot toilet paper banner swaying in the wind out of a classroom window.

 

Throwing a rock at a urinal, shattering it.

 

Taking gel pens that were popular during middle school, taking them apart and using the ink tube as a one-shot "blowgun" of sorts that shot ink a good 10 feet or so.

 

Essentially dismantling the school computers so that the CD drive was dysfunctional and the slightest tap on the tower caused the side to fall off.

 

Spamming 100 page+ print jobs to the library printer.

 

Between classes, taking a spool of thread and having one person stand nonchalantly near a group whilst the other person circles around and essentially binds them together with the thread.

 

Pelting the outside of the school with cupcakes during lunch.

 

Setting the school dumpster on fire.

 

 

 

Now that we all got away with, we got caught for this:

 

 

 

I lived up the hill from an elementary school, one day in broad daylight we just smashed a window and went in. We broke nearly everything in the school. Flying around on rolling chairs with fire extinguishers and all. Playing on the school intercom was a blast, as was taking a sledgehammer to the switches in the generator room. We got away with having to pay for any of this, even as it delayed the start of the school year because of the extensive cleanup process.

 

 

 

Now of course, this all happened 4+ years ago, I don't condone any of what I did, just thought I'd share. There is a lot more, but its late and I can't think.

[Ledusskapis]

Meh i got caught loads of times, but it's sort of different in my school/country-they send you to principal only if you break something, or some other heavy charges. Othervise it's just a note in the diary (the thing where we must write our homework). I don't think anyone has had a iss/oss, soo

 

 

 

Burned the tables with lighters-didn't get caught

 

Threw a pumpkin at some guy during class-made me clan up...duh

 

Having a snowfight in the school building-happened lads of times-didn't get caught

 

Throwing basicly everything-sometimes got caught, sometimes didn't-usually it's just a note

 

One of my friends threw a water bottle out of the window and hit someone important (i think)-got in a lot of trouble

 

And one of my friends threw a uhhh..the thing where you keep pens etc., i didn't catch it, it flew out of the window and landed on a new, black bmw...after lot's of questioning nobody really got into trouble

 

Swearing-usually i get thrown out of class for about 10 mins, which is my lunchbreak

 

Now there was my old mathteacher-that year he and 2 other teachers tried to handle us-fail

 

Anyways maybe he was a bit slow in the head, maybe a bit guilible, but atm everybody in the class was calling him [bleep] etc., all the time, all the lessons he tried to work, waterbottles, snowballs etc. were thrown at him...good ol times

 

Anyways i called him [bleep], so a quick conversation took place:

 

-Give me your diary

 

-i forgot it at home

 

-ok, but behave

 

-...

 

I really miss him tho

[warri0r45]

Oh yeah, in science once, I put together near every chemical that the science department had in stock, and my friend inhaled the fumes and fainted, and as he fell hit his head on the corner of a desk. Not pretty.

 

 

 

I hope for you and your friend's sake you never do the same in a university chem lab. Not unless you have a death wish or something. Seriously, I can't believe how stupid that is.

[Flodder450]

some guy of my math class got busted while watching porn INFRONT OF EVERYONE

 

*facepalm emoticon*

[thrash-boy]

had a good outdoor ed class today. we had a substitute teacher who treated us like primary school kids so she got treated like she should. some things that happened:

 

 

 

-she got abused for not letting someone have there own opinion about digging trenches around your tent when camping.

 

-she asked someone if they had a pen and got a a quick yelling response from someone at the back, "wheres your pen miss!". she absolutely went of her nut for a couple of seconds and the kid kept talking back to her. he was sent to the coordinators office but he was away so the kid was back in a few minutes.

 

-she was told that we dont care about global warming, our kids can worry about it, its not our issue. she disagreed with that and quickly got bombard with claims that her generation was the actual cause of global warming, they polluted the atmosphere, and now they have dumped it on our generation. that shut her up.

 

-when we were talking about water pollution another kid came out with something along the lines of "we dont have any fresh water left because you (the teacher) all used it for bong water". that conversation quickly ended and we moved onto another topic.

 

-and alot of other stuff, thats just what i can remember.

 

 

 

it was hilarious. i wish i had a video of it to watch again

[Patson138]

I was, one of the students who had the most games in my computer account. To be exact I had about 56GB worth of games, including Counter Strike, Half-life, Unreal Tournament, Warcraft 3, GTA: Vice City, and alot more.

 

 

 

I reckon nothing can be worse the being caught having s-- at school.

[Nope12345]

In chemistry we were give bags(500g?) of Sugar Nitrate to burn, just for fun!

 

 

 

Being the Chemistry wiz and pyromaniac that i ami tossed the entire bag ful into the flame WHOOSH!

 

Biggest fireball ever :thumbsup: and i burned off my friends eyebrows :lol: :-#

 

only a few days of missed breaks

[LaserDude333]

I pulled my gym teachers whistle out of his mouth :P

 

 

 

Luckily he didn't remember my name and week later school ended so I got no punishment.

[Roseiah]

I've always been good in school. The only time I ever got in trouble was when I covered for my friend. We have known each other since we were babies and she was going away with her sister and she had spent months convincing her parents to let her go and it was all sorted, but her parents said that any trouble and she wouldn't be allowed to go. At that time we got our reports and hers wasn't the best it could be so she burnt it and one of the teachers found the burned remains in her hand, but I said that I had burned it and got a detention and she didn't get into any trouble with her parents. Now she owes me, ;)

[Piscis_Rex]

I've never really done anything particularly crazy

 

 

 

but this guy I met when I was in Egypt was telling me a few stories about things he'd done

 

 

 

the first one he told me was about this guy who told the teachers that him and some of his friends were hiding pornos (he told on them because they wouldn't let him look for free) so they waited until he was in the shower and then when he was they took all of his clothes, and I mean everything, including all of his underwear, took it outside and burnt it, and so he came out of the shower and started running around asking people for clothes, of course they all hated him so they either said no, charged him for them, or gave him really disgusting clothes.

 

 

 

The other one he told me was about when him and a group of his friends were hunting in the woods with an illegal shotgun, but one of the guys was being a bit of a [bleep] and swinging the gun about everywhere, he eventually ended up pointing it in some guys face, and you should never point a loaded shotgun at someone's face, so the guy he pointed it at took it off him, took the shells out and knocked the guy unconscious with it and they just left him in the woods, when he finally managed to make it back he snitched on them for having the gun

[Abyssalwhip]

Hacking into the principal's account and put a picture of the desktop as a background and turned the shortcut buttons off on EVERY computer. (when you clicked a button it would just be a picture).

[runescapeloser22]

and pulled the chair back right before he sat down

 

 

 

You know he could get seriously injured/hurt by that.

 

I don't know exactly what, but it's when you sit on your butt really hard a shock-wave moves up through the backspine.

 

But at the other hand he deserved it for asking you to get out of the way :thumbsup:

 

 

 

LOL shock-wave :lol:

 

 

 

I think its because the person that's falling might hit the back of their head on something and become unconscious.. .but... never seen it happen, pretty funny actually.

 

Some kid at my school had that happen to him, he hit his head on the back of the chair and split his head open, he had to get his head stapled or something.

[pureprayer]

I would of thought toast would of been caught doing somthing worse ^^

 

 

 

I don't get caught ;)

 

 

 

 

 

i know the feeling

[Daviduhlich]

I got caught playing an internet game, and my masculinity has been questioned ever since. I think it was Bloons.

[feedmetotheforest]

-not technically at school, but got caught smoking herb 300ft within the school grounds during lunch.

 

-I said bomb in class during middle school, two girls went and told on me to the principal saying I was going to blow up the school, cops were called etc, I was searched, my locker and personal items were searched, and other kids were questioned to try and find that "bomb" I had... the school found out the girls were lying from several other witnesses in the class, but for some reason I was still put in Alternative placement

 

-pulled out of class several times from middle school to high school by teachers, counselors, and principals alike to discuss my smoking habit

[Beethovens29]

i almost got caught playing runescape in the school library, but luckily the teacher didn't think of closing the first tab to find that runescape was running on the tab behind it :lol:

[saif]

got caught kissing someone by a teacher :wall:

 

I got suspended for a day though :thumbsup:

[supanova]

I got caught playing an internet game, and my masculinity has been questioned ever since. I think it was Bloons.

 

 

 

bloons is a great game it's probably the reason i've failed ICT, too much bloons, not enough coursework :twss:

 

 

 

 

 

on topic: the worst thing i got caught doing in school was completely covering the maths area boys toilets with rolls of wet tissue paper, helped by 3 mates. we got yelled at by the deputy head for like 2 hours... then we had to go to the headmaster, and because he liked us, all we had to do was clean it up. no calls home, no suspension, no trouble :)

 

just 3 hours out of class and a headache from the yelling :P

[Veltia]

got caught kissing someone by a teacher :wall:

 

I got suspended for a day though :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Two times I have somewhat semi-skimmed read it, and both times I thought it said:

 

"I got kissed by a teacher" #-o

[Lenin64]

I got caught playing an internet game, and my masculinity has been questioned ever since. I think it was Bloons.

 

Bloons itself kinda sucks, but I love Bloons Tower Defence. I could spend hours playing that....and have! :D